Category: Road Life

What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!

Your exit…

by RoachKiller

Is coming upon us….

Thank you for ridding the ford Fender rapid transit system.

Have a nice day.!

I’m gonna let you in…

by RoachKiller

On a little secret. If these people were doing nearly as good as they say they are. They wouldn’t give a rats fucking ass what you’re doing…..

You can take that to the bank…..

It’s like this woman I had pass me a few minutes ago. She’s driving an old piece of shit, dirty as fuck. Mercedes!

Sucking down, probably alcohol out of her Stanley cup while wearing Kmart and target clothes. All to make herself look important!

Yeah, I promise you they’re not doing nearly as good as they say they are…..

That’s me…..

by RoachKiller

Unless it’s something I’m paid for outside of the ford fender name! You will always see my nft pic on it somewhere…..

As I prefer to do everything with an unknown pen name! I don’t need the hassle of my stalkers / groupies nor do the people I do business with…..

Pinchin crab…..

by RoachKiller

Was it worth it? For the experience hell yea! was the food good, maybe I’m jaded due to some of the fabulous boils I’ve been to over the years. Yet I would say it’s ok!

Potatoes were awesome, corn was soggy af! Shrimp was fabulous and the crab would have been if they had pre cut!

I had more crab meat on me than in me! The seasoning on the crab was pure exterior! There was none of that fabulous seasoning in or on the meat! ;(

As you can see, it wasn’t for the faint of heart! 🙂

Overall I give pinch’in crab a 🌟🌟🌟🌟 out of 5 stars! The corn was the biggest issue along with some form of that beautiful seasoning cooked in the crab meat…..

I will also say, my need to go to bag o crab in pdx has been satiated! Always wanted to go but no one wanted to go with me! I guess trying something new was far to taxing for the fam!

#pinchincrab #seafood

Because I care…..

by RoachKiller

I do believe I found THE perfect ottoman! Hell I ain’t even gay and I have style! 😉

Yet it’s long enough I can slide this ottoman over to cover the full length of my legs. Not to mention it is the perfect color to use as a table to watch tv, eat ribs on and then rub my dirty boots all over!

Added bonus, it’s long enough not only can I use it. so can the people sitting on the couch! All at the same time…. POOF, mind blown 🤯

If you…..

by RoachKiller

Have ever called your random followers on social media your “ family”? Then you’re definitely suffering from some serious mental fucking illness…..

Amazon screen…..

by RoachKiller

Protectors on! the $10 for 2 version! Let’s see how they hold up compared to zagg!

They definitely look cooler…..

Oh and before you “ freak out, man” about the bpm on the watch! It’s usually between 65 and 85! If I’m out crawling under shit or hopped up on caffeine? It will raise…..

Don’t freak out man!

Am I the only one……

by RoachKiller

Who drives down the road with the window down smells something really good, smells tasty. And in the back of your mind, just hoping you didn’t Just drive past a sewer plant?

i’m obviously in North Jersey… right after the GW! duh!

Hey driver……

by RoachKiller

You really need to roll your window up! Your lips are flapping in the wind and it sounds like you’re saying something important…..

Oh, and to the monkeys……

by RoachKiller

Up in it. Was that a key stroke logger you removed last night? All I know is the name of the app you removed sounded a lot like a key stroke logger?

The only question I have, is who installed the keystroke logger. And why would they install the key stroke logger? If that’s what the app was that you removed last night off of my peopleNet…..

Getting closer……

by RoachKiller

To being a free agent! I figure if and when I become a free agent. I’ll finally be able to come in off the road and try to be a normal human being. I mean. Don’t you think 5,000,000 miles in 30 years is more than adequate?

It’s not like you know the average Joe is gonna break that record anytime soon.

But either way, I’ll be dumping my 401(k) so I don’t have to tap into my real retirement. And move the fuck on with my life.

I won’t go home and be rejected about anything. I won’t have anybody telling me. It’s my fault. I won’t have anybody blaming all their fucking problems on me. I’ll finally be able to find someone who has some form of interest in anything I’m doing!

That’s something I never had. I had an old lady who only gave a shit about herself and what her kids are doing. She didn’t give a fuck what I was doing no hey what are you doing? How’s the guitar? Hey, how’s the drive? How’s this? How’s that none of that.

I think it’s time to finally have some self happiness and find someone who actually gives a fuck about me and not what I can do for them!

As for the rest of the family, you will either fall back in place or it wasn’t meant to be, to begin with!

But what im finding is the more time passes the more her true devil horns pop out of her head and I’m finding out exactly how fucking evil she is.

Did I suspect all this stuff over the years? Yes, did I just deal with it? Yes, do I want to deal with anything anymore no!

So eventually, this will all be resolved. I’ll know what’s going on, and I can finally move on with my life and fucking be happy for once……

Praise, sweet baby Jesus, hail, Satan, Harry Krishna

Matter of fact, I’m so excited about being a free agent. I went out and bought a giant oversized chair and a console table to fill the spot where her shit use to be!

I know…..

by RoachKiller

I am such a motherfucker! No wonder you’re so pissed off. I did my job again. It makes you and your buddies look really fucking shitty When I accomplish my task without hitting anything and on time.!

If I were you, I would hate me to…..