What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!
by RoachKiller At the tsa, they alert me that my finger print results are in yet the website is down to check!
Now I know I’m clean, have been the last 3 times I went in and got fingerprinted!
It’s the fact they won’t let me check! Bastards!
by RoachKiller Is looking for that flat black Tesla…… I don’t know the model number, but it got the bubble roof….. I think it’s a cheap version!
by RoachKiller The sweat from my ass crack alone could have filled your sisters canteen!
by RoachKiller You out here driver! I didn’t think they had any glory holes…..
by RoachKiller Officially changed my old lady’s name in my speed dial. To Tracy’s aunt Karen!
A lovely lady who died all by herself with nobody to claim her. All while suffering from bipolar schizophrenia!
Now you ask yourself why would you call your old lady that? Due to the fact that this fight now is about me sending vile yes vile texts to her!
I had to look up vile to confirm exactly what it means. It means bad, it means angry.
No, I will not post copies of the text. I sent over last two weeks, but there’s no reason to.
As there was nothing vile about them! Unless the truth is vile?
Iwill, however say this, nothing I said was vile everything I said was the truth and I do believe her and her little Internet friends need to seek licensed psychiatric help ASAP!
by RoachKiller Came back and she’s, she’s yours! Congratulations your old lady was faithful at least once….. brah!
by RoachKiller Is coming upon us….
Thank you for ridding the ford Fender rapid transit system.
Have a nice day.!
by RoachKiller On a little secret. If these people were doing nearly as good as they say they are. They wouldn’t give a rats fucking ass what you’re doing…..
You can take that to the bank…..
It’s like this woman I had pass me a few minutes ago. She’s driving an old piece of shit, dirty as fuck. Mercedes!
Sucking down, probably alcohol out of her Stanley cup while wearing Kmart and target clothes. All to make herself look important!
Yeah, I promise you they’re not doing nearly as good as they say they are…..
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by RoachKiller I went and did a reverse image search on some of the people I follow on smedia!
What I found is I have a whole lot of truck drivers wives, a few sisters, girlfriends and general street whores who follow me!
Ain’t that strange…..
by RoachKiller I go to bed everything is groovy with the truck! I wake up and my cab air bag blew!
I don’t remember Mike sending me a memo on that!
by RoachKiller Unless it’s something I’m paid for outside of the ford fender name! You will always see my nft pic on it somewhere…..
As I prefer to do everything with an unknown pen name! I don’t need the hassle of my stalkers / groupies nor do the people I do business with…..
by RoachKiller Is this twat? That definitely ain’t me…..
Is that another one of my “ groupies” stupid shit again?
No that’s not me!
by RoachKiller Was it worth it? For the experience hell yea! was the food good, maybe I’m jaded due to some of the fabulous boils I’ve been to over the years. Yet I would say it’s ok!
Potatoes were awesome, corn was soggy af! Shrimp was fabulous and the crab would have been if they had pre cut!
I had more crab meat on me than in me! The seasoning on the crab was pure exterior! There was none of that fabulous seasoning in or on the meat! ;(
As you can see, it wasn’t for the faint of heart! 🙂
Overall I give pinch’in crab a 🌟🌟🌟🌟 out of 5 stars! The corn was the biggest issue along with some form of that beautiful seasoning cooked in the crab meat…..
I will also say, my need to go to bag o crab in pdx has been satiated! Always wanted to go but no one wanted to go with me! I guess trying something new was far to taxing for the fam!
#pinchincrab #seafood
by RoachKiller I do believe I found THE perfect ottoman! Hell I ain’t even gay and I have style! 😉
Yet it’s long enough I can slide this ottoman over to cover the full length of my legs. Not to mention it is the perfect color to use as a table to watch tv, eat ribs on and then rub my dirty boots all over!
Added bonus, it’s long enough not only can I use it. so can the people sitting on the couch! All at the same time…. POOF, mind blown 🤯
by RoachKiller Have ever called your random followers on social media your “ family”? Then you’re definitely suffering from some serious mental fucking illness…..
by RoachKiller Protectors on! the $10 for 2 version! Let’s see how they hold up compared to zagg!
They definitely look cooler…..
Oh and before you “ freak out, man” about the bpm on the watch! It’s usually between 65 and 85! If I’m out crawling under shit or hopped up on caffeine? It will raise…..
Don’t freak out man!
by RoachKiller Money to bang your sister, brah!
Send crypto to fordfender.wallet
by RoachKiller Who drives down the road with the window down smells something really good, smells tasty. And in the back of your mind, just hoping you didn’t Just drive past a sewer plant?
i’m obviously in North Jersey… right after the GW! duh!
by RoachKiller I’m coming for ya! Ketchup and fork in hand!
FYI, I’m old enough to know that’s not a WiFi router…..