Category: Home Cooked Meal

Young lady…..

by RoachKiller

If you find the need for some more monkey food! Hit your fav membership store tomorrow! Get the organic and tell the rug rats grandpa delivered them just for them!

Try the organic! You will totally understand why I said get those….. no weird banana aftertaste!

Omg! I have…..

by RoachKiller

Really got to stop using my brain when it comes to food! I could have just made tomatoe soup with milk. Thrown some crackers in there and been happy as a clam!

Nope I had to fix what was already awesome!

Tonight’s fish burritos were fantabulous! See for me, I can’t eat fish if it actually smells like fish! So I’m reduced to deep fried fish only!

So tonight’s burritos were fresh wild caught Patagonia shrimp and deep fried cod! Topped with a special mango pico de gallo sauce , bean sprouts, Romain hearts, canned black beans and Brie cheese! Fresh Brie cheese! Mmmmm

Fucking killer! Buuuurp!

Oh you didn’t hear…..

by RoachKiller

My water bill is literally $5 a month with a $22 service fee! 🙂 I have about $250,000 in a retirement fund I can’t touch until I’m 63. As I set up all my retirement funds, untouchable! Makes you come up with creative new ways for emergency money!

My brother refuses to answer my texts or calls about this bookshelf he wants.

I no longer have to take my cans and bottles back in person and I am headed out to buy uncooked shrimp and black beans to use in tonight’s fish burritos!

Most of all my futaba shirt fits again! Bwoop bwoop!

Oh hell yea

by RoachKiller

Twas good food! like always, ya snooze ya loose you fucking low rent quacks…..

The mango pico de gallo and super fresh Romain heart lettuce made those tacos! Damn, I think I’ll do the burrito left overs today!

Oh and my bad! I used a fresh Brie cheese on the tacos….. not blue cheese!

Oh and…..

by RoachKiller

Ladies and gents! That there is $85 food bill! Which includes $13.00 of fresh dog food! If you shop reasonable you can find killer deals!

Oh and $12 worth of lobster tails and a $9 wedge of fresh blue cheese! 12 – 2 liters of diet soda pop for $15, not to mention the 2 nice petite sirloins in there somewhere for like $7

I’m gunna eat like a fucking king for a week or so…..

Dinner is served…..

by RoachKiller

A hefty pork rib smothered in Suntory whiskey, liquid smoke, ketchup, Amerina cherry juice, Lee and Perins with a touch of heat from young guns hatch valley chilie!

With a side of slaw and baked beans!

Just fucking…..

by RoachKiller

Brilliant even the second time around! Just used the left over filling from yesterday’s taco’s and made burritos! Only difference is I splashed the burritos with a mild peach and pineapple salsa…. Fucking brilliant! I tell you it’s fucking brilliant!

Omfg….

by RoachKiller

These street tacos turned out great!

I threw 1/2 a white onion, 2 orange peppers, a single bunch of asparagus and half of an English cucumber Coarsely chopped! and a good squirt of brown mustard!

Let cook to a quick softening. While that was doing that. I proceeded to cut the roots off of tonight’s lettuce!

When veggies were cooked just before my fav crunch. I went ahead and threw in a pound of pre seasoned taco turkey meat! Stir and cook!

While that’s doing that, cut up 2 Roma tomatoes and start heating up your tortillas to bend!

Fill with a good scoop of veggie meat mixture, a dollop of sour cream, top with a piece of tomato and a sprinkle of Parmesan cheese!

Ha….

by RoachKiller

Dinner is served! An an Asian orange “ something “ salad kit. With a side of authentic shake and bake chicken legs drizzled in a garlic ranch and bbq sauce…..

Oh and to drink, a lovely iced ginger ale….. buuurp!

Omg….

by RoachKiller

I’m starting to think I watched way too much many cooking shows!

Tonight’s dinner is a medley of need to eat veggies and a pork shoulder steak!

I started by grilling all the veggies for about 5 minutes! Then threw them into a larger skillet to finish cooking! Never mind the tomatoes will disintegrate! Everything will turn out fine!

After throwing in the skillet. Top with a bit of spicy brown mustard and a liberal coating of Parmesan cheese! Stir and let cook!

Throw the steaks in the grill pan! Cook to personal likings! Throwing on some bbq sauce towards the end!

Plate it and wammo! You have got one hell of a dinner! Buuuurp!