How I sound so evil for a guy who can’t sing?
Now you know…..
How I sound so evil for a guy who can’t sing?
Now you know…..
Decimate….
That decimator replaced this hunk of poo….

I found an entire case of these in the studio….
Haven’t a clue…..
Ladies, freely masturbate to this picture!
Ask my X, if your dream ever comes to fruition. It will be all that and more….. 😉
The guys at guitar center did a fabulous job today! I do know I will not take more than 5 guitars there at a time!
Not only did I walk out with a hello kitty guitar! 😉 I almost, almost walked out with a 1 piece body gold top! Pesky kids had scratched the fuck out of the headstock! so that was a no go! If that les Paul deluxe with the mini and p-90 had a 1 piece body that would have been mine! 😉
Yet I didn’t! Eventually I will part with the last 30 guitars! No rush now….. $4000 will get me through till my first paycheck…..
Heard a woman playing the most beautiful piano piece I have heard in a long time! Oddly, she gave me her name! Eeeeks!
So that hello kitty guitar had a weird scratch under the headstock clear coat. So they ordered me a new in box one! Getting excited! with that spike strap, I’m definitely gunna look sexy as fuck! 😉
Over all had a good time…. See ya!
The monark pro and the Harley Benton! Woo hoo! Like I told the clerk, if you don’t just give them to a kid in need….
But they took them! Cool!
See ya! I’m starving and birgerville is calling my name…..
FYI, I made money on this trip! Told ya I had a serious guitar collection…..
Did something with the $2300 I got on the first 10 guitars I brought in today…..
Highly recommend this fender thin line! Omg resonate beyond believe…..
Drawn to this les Paul! ROFLMAO!
Oddly, I found my next guitar strap…..

Oh and I highly recommend the Beaverton guitar center……
Mutch better selection of gear, new and used!
And am finally getting this wildcard set up! Different from the one that hangs on the wall! Which is flames maple! This one’s a whopping quilted maple
Or is it poplar burl…..
Any hoot it’s the wildcard Johnny sent me from fender..:
It’s one of those guitars that was set up with a missing Floyd spring…..
You skanky whore? All the guitars you want, I’m not getting rid of! ROFLMAO!
Here is how I set up that new positive grid 40 as close to as all my others…..




Tell anyone again I am or was an A&R guy! I will personally drive this Subaru to NY and kick your fucking ass!
Every time I went to Nashville I would have some prick at the fuel island. Waiting to give me his media/ press book….
You ever do that again, you will see what happens! It won’t be pretty! Comprende’
The song, unfit for human consumption comes to mind…..
Note I found my baritone case….
6 guitars valued at $4000…..
On the auction block at guitar center….
Oh and the Gretch 5225 I think it was! Have 2 of those…. Kept one!
Only have 40 more guitars to go…. Fucking seriously! Kept my 60+ favs…..
As I said I would…..

Some were bought, most were sent to me! Remember, I’m nobody important…..
You all are far better guitar players, atleast that’s what you keep trying to show me and tell me…..
Man! I gotta know, how is troll Life rolling ya poser?
Be one lucky kid who gets a nice hard case with his donated guitar! I keep finding more guitars…..
Sold off the epiphone wildcat in koa! FYI, it rattles inside! And the icon strat….. just wasn’t a fan after getting my nash’s…..
New job went ok! ‘‘Twas tough getting through not really doing anything! Since I’m learning the ropes so to speak.
I got to run the pallet jack and deal with any lumping needed doing! Which actually helped keep me awake! Now I’m doing this without my usual overdose of caffeine!
So remember that! But was a good 11 hour shift….
My next shift I’ll be far better prepared! Now I know what I need and how it’s going to roll!
FYI, I will now call myself an expert lift gate operator!
Found the charvel….. still no honey burst Gibson les Paul tribute…..
I went through all my guitars! Never did find my honey burst les Paul tribute! Imagine that!
But I found about 48 guitars I’m going to part with!
Ltd, Ibanez, charvel, Michael Kelly, stienburger, a couple fenders, evh’s , bunch o g&l’s, couple gibsons, a couple Jackson’s, a couple epiphones…..
I also didn’t realize how many fucking g&l’s i owned!
As I’m going through them it’s like, when the fuck did I get that guitar! Like the Michael Kelly at the top…..