And that’s…..

Why you don’t fuck with someone who ain’t fucking with you…. Comprende’

That’s right about the time I contacted support to find out why my system started throwing error codes…..

Oh did I forget to mention I kinda know a guy, who knows a guy who helped right the code…..

Y’all are missing out…..

On the freak show walking by the house today! We had the Great white beast, Pyrenees walk by with a new man cunt in tow! Rubbing his neck probably cus he knows how fucked he is!

I actually miss the big tittied red head that use to walk it!

Then a new cunt pushing a baby stroller!

I’m guessing she is either an only fans hoe or a 7-11 clerk! Way to over confident In her attitude!

Either way, it’s nice to live in yuppyville! Only difference is, they can’t afford it!

FYI, I had to mow the lawn twice today! Not a choice cool day to do it!

It has arrived…..

This is by far one of the best semi-hollow bodies I have seen sub $400!

This will definetly make a nice addition to the road guitar arsenal!

Purchased this at specialty traders out of West Virginia!

G&l asat classic tribute, blues boy…..

Exscuse the towel! The wife and I just fornicated and we didn’t want to mess up the bed spread…..

If the old lady…..

Would stop watching porn and keeping her game running! ( wich by the way, her game is constantly throwing 480mbps off her tablet ) I could give an accurate measurement of what gigabit internet should run like…..

This is on top of all the other shit I have running! Not fucking bad for $60 a month huh?

So who would…..

Like to see a live stream of me getting the official finish of the first coat of ink on my blackout sleeve?

We will be tightening up my wrist, elbow and inner arm? I don’t know if we will be getting into the actual design yet….

The next tattoo will be taking a break from either arm and moving to the matching tattoo of my daughter! Except mine will be on my leg….

I am not…..

A grandpa yet! I have about 2 months before my status as a “ secondary dad in training “ status is officially turned into grandpa status!

Please allow me some privacy in this difficult time to adjust to the name and status change!

I will also need time to prepare to not remember wich is wich! So my hunt for the “ hello my name is” shirt stickers is in high gear!

Praise sweet baby Jesus! Hail Satan! Ali Alah ahkbar! Boba fet is god….. etc etc….

Oh dude…..

Keith Roth of #hairnation fame hasn’t a fucking clue as to who I am!

Other than the fact I am the instigator of the 1000 text @hairnation protest from years gone bye! Protesting the fact the 23 years I’ve been a subscriber they haven’t changed any of the songs they play! It’s the same bullshit music changed up by an hour, every day!

They have actually changed the name of the station more than the playlist!

Oh and I also own keithroth.com, he might know me from that…. But I offered it up to him years ago at a highly discounted price. He didn’t want it, so I’m guessing I’m once again, someone he hasn’t a clue exists….

Yet I do love posting about his repetitive, sorry ass on occasion…..

How cool is that…..

The way pookie the fart bubble chaser is talking. It sounds like he/she is finally winning that war inside its head!

Haven’t a clue as to who it is actually talking about. Yet, god damn it pookie! We’re all so proud of you!

All hail pookie the fart bubble chaser! Praise sweet baby Jesus in that poor bastards name…..

Me, I’ll be busy defrosting my ice box!

If my…..

$55 investment hits $100 im cashing out and taking your old lady out for a steak and some nookie! matter of fact I’ll probably ask to have both at the same time!

I’m a busy man ya know!

Guess what they …..

Sent me! Yup, a semi hollow blues boy!

Oh that’s right! I’m not supposed to talk about what I’m doing as according to Crete. It upsets my fellow employees!

Keep in mind, these are the same mother fuckers that flap their lips so much. I was able to create an ai database to run there voice print against! Just so I would have a picture and name to go with the stupidity!

Reading a bit…..

On this 1500’s prophecy about the last pope!

I’m just wondering but have all you evil mother fucking Christian’s come to the acceptance yet that you will soon be bowing to a new lord and savior?

My guess, y’all were figuring that you would be piles of shit in life, right up to before you die! Then repent shortly before you die?

Wich then according to your psychotic minds. Would allow you the chance at redemption to gods heavenly kingdom?

Yea, I’m thinking y’all will be taking turns sucking Satans dick!

God damn you people are some evile mother fuckers!

Praise sweet baby Jesus, amen! Roflmao!

Hey hun…..

Do you think AI will be able to tell the difference between your fake accent and your regular voice??

I know my AI is able to decipher the difference and can actually match a voice with a person in the data base already!

So what I’ll do is over the next couple days is I will use that phone call. I just made to you and run that against the database of faces and voices. I already have! we’ll figure out exactly who I was talking to cause you’re Indian accent sucks ass, lady! Especially when you start out with an American accent…..