I don’t know….

I’m actually thinking of taking vacation this year in NOLA….

I really want to do mardigras but I also have an opportunity to take a few guitar lessons from a really good guitar player down in Texas…..

I will definitely be doing one this year! I mean this is why I got off the road! You know, to have a life outside of driving a truck!

Bwoop bwoop!

Don’t be sad….

A few minutes work and look ma, it looks better and it’s usable!

As soon as I start dealing with the upstairs again. This will once again be an actual coat closet!

Of course I didn’t toss any of the kids costumes or king fu outfits!

How you say? I’m an asshole but I still love my kids! Comprende’?

I also didn’t realize how many hoodies and t-shirts I have acquired over the years of metal shows I’ve been too!

Holy shit…..

When this overseas release only, prototype jersey showed up. It was the wrong size and I was too fat to wear it!

Today is a much different story! Fucker is way baggy and fits like a 4x goalie, only better!

Bwoop bwoop!

Unfortunately it doesn’t have my pentagram logo and numbered 666, but hey it’s still fucking cool!

Don’t be looking at my pp bulge lady! My eyes are ip here…..

Oh and the reason all those jerseys look like alter boy alb’s? It totally went along with the theme….

HELLLLO…..

HOW IS EVERYONE DOING THIS MORNING? YALL HAVE A GOOD, FUN AND SAFE NIGHT?

WHO WANTS BREAKFAST? I GOT EGGS AND FISH COOKING NOW?

DID YOU ALL WATCH THE BALLS DROP LAST NIGHT?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA! 250 YEARS OF PURE, UNADULTERATED SAVAGERY!

I PERSONALLY CANT WAIT FOR THE 4TH OF JULY! THATS GUNNA BE A MOTHER FUCKING PARTY! IM DEFINITELY GOING TO THROW A KEGER…..

NO ITS NOT VERY BRIGHT IN HERE, NOR AM I TALKING LOUDLY!

EVERYONE HAVE A GOOD 2026!

MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON THE SOULS OF THOSE STILL STUCK IN 2025…..

Good meal down…..

Now to find a good movie to rent, put my feet up. Sip my blueberry redbull and crown royal while jamming some old school Elvis and keeping the dog from freaking out when the neighbors release their barrage of fireworks tonight. 🙂

It’s no bullshit on being scared to drive on this night! The horror stories I can tell you from all across this country are scary af!

Sometime ask me about the guy in st.Louise driving the brand new bmw…..

Never mind…..

I figured out what I’m doing tonight! Anyone say Elvis classics?

FYI, I played a lot of Gibson 335, 339’s and you can see which one I ended up with…..

A lot like Gibson Memphis Es’s I played a lot ended up with a Gibson flat top Memphis es and a epi florentine es……

Half ass monkey boy…..

Told ya, like social media, my dating app profile is just as half ass!

Oddly I found 4 women I follow on TikTok on this dating app! Along with quit a few women from my local neighborhood! ( I wonder if their husbands know?)

Anyhoot, I’m not putting much faith or time into any of it! Cus once my groupies find out…..

Stay tuned!

The splattercaster….

Yea this thing is fabulous feeling! My guess the reason it’s nos is it has 2 small flaws! A small dent on the neck with another one on the fretboard!

Now I really just want to leave the pic guard on there! But I also know a custom factory painted pick guards go for a pretty penny! That black one I put on my American pro is from a fender aluminum strat! $200 pick guard fyi!

I also know I have an authentic fender bronze Strat pick guard the same color as the grey paint on the guitar!

I’m thinking if these pick up’s suck. I’ll load that bronze guard with a set of super 57’s ( I think they are! ) or a set of noiseless ultras!

Stay tuned to see how it turns out…..