Category: Ford Fender

Hey hun…..

by RoachKiller

Do you think AI will be able to tell the difference between your fake accent and your regular voice??

I know my AI is able to decipher the difference and can actually match a voice with a person in the data base already!

So what I’ll do is over the next couple days is I will use that phone call. I just made to you and run that against the database of faces and voices. I already have! we’ll figure out exactly who I was talking to cause you’re Indian accent sucks ass, lady! Especially when you start out with an American accent…..

Roflmao…..

by RoachKiller

Is it just me or is Paul Stanley calling to get his royalties?

I went ahead and downloaded it! His mom said she would give me a gum job if I did!

His mom gives great gum jobs by the way!

God damn dude…..

by RoachKiller

Stop with the bullshit before your ass ends up in stateside!

While I end up with your house, car, wife and kids!

I realize your batch of stupid is powered by the relentless voices in your head! But You gotta stop!

Come to the reality, I’m a better driver and all around person than you or your cronies can or ever will be!

I prove it daily! Year after year, after year!

It’s Really got to suck knowing I don’t even have to scream “ I’m a Christian so I’m obviously a good person!”

Hell I’m not even stupid enough to buy an srt so people really think I’m important!

See ya!

I need to…..

by RoachKiller

Open a tattoo shop! I’ll name it industrialink.net

I’ll only tattoo naked females and my partner will ink the males!

Make it an online porn style site!

Yea when I get bored, my brain thinks up some crazy shit! Roflmao!

Don’t let Jesus…..

by RoachKiller

See you banging your favorite down low brother tonight! According to the Bible, “ men don’t lay with men and women are allowed to lay with other women but only if I’m there and allowed to watch and take part!”

Don’t tell Jesus but my personal best was 2 beautiful ladies at once! ( honestly I think that’s probably all I can still handle…. )

Omg 7-11 is turning…..

by RoachKiller

Japanese! I don’t know about you but finding a new wall of Asian delicacies at the local 7-11 is a welcomed change!

Now if we can get the prices as low too…..

That was dinner last night! They also still include the infamous seasoning packets…..

I got these at a 7-11 in Glenwood springs Colorado not to long ago!

Oh no…..

by RoachKiller

The “ I wasn’t expecting that” jackass is back!

I could have sworn years ago I told that fuck to stop thinking, shut the fuck up and mind his own fucking business!

Obviously the fucker is too stupid to even follow those directions! What a cunt!

Just say “no” to stupid!

Oh hell yea…..

by RoachKiller

There ya go! That’s the tv I recently purchased! From what I saw in the showroom! The picture is well worth the $300 I paid! The ut75 wasn’t really worth the $100 dollar price difference! To me atleast…..

Just going through…..

by RoachKiller

The website stats for this domain. Y’all have been really fucking busy trying every exploit you can find, huh?

Oddly I’m pulling 10,000 hits with 3000 uniques a month! Lol I haven’t even set up any meta yet! Roflmao!

Anyhoot, the way I figure it. I’ll just keep it the way it is right now….. it entertains me…..

Are you starting……

by RoachKiller

To figure out why over the last couple years I went out on a limb and purchased all the gear. I thought I might use in the future?

You thought guitar gear prices were bad now just fucking way…..

I’m not stupid…..

by RoachKiller

You dumb mother fuckers…..

And that’s what being a parent is all about…..

And fyi, we still have full abilities to retain a legal conservator ship. So the minute we think she is in trouble. Aka, she joins a cult or we find out she is doing porn…..

That’s what being a parent is all about! You people wouldn’t know that would you? Cus you can’t think past yesterday….. well that and most of you people lost your kids to the state huh?

Oh and…..

by RoachKiller

Don’t ever ask your autistic daughter to help you guide a 60lb tv onto a wall mount! Mine couldn’t verbally explain to me I needed to go up about a foot!

Which in turn, turned into a monster screaming match which left me standing there with a giant tv, a torn muscle and pissed off!

Aww the life of dad!