Category: Ford Fender

Sorry Leslie…..

by RoachKiller

Your recipe was good! I added a few things! ( all done in the air fryer! )

Cut and split a couple dozen brussel sprouts!

Cut several onion leaks as I call them…..

Liberal spreading of bacon bits and olive oil!

Shaken, shaken, shaken, shaken

Left to sit a few minutes in the bowl they were shaken in!

Before adding to the air fryer! I put in a couple chopped Roma tomato’s and seasonings! Not limited to pepper, Himalayan salt, etc with a splash of thin soy sauce!

Cooked for about 15 minutes…..

To Just a touch of crunch!

Also Leslie, if you would like to know where you get the sprouts taste from! Blame uncle dean! If he wasn’t preaching he was eating…..

If you ever…..

by RoachKiller

Tell anyone again I am or was an A&R guy! I will personally drive this Subaru to NY and kick your fucking ass!

Every time I went to Nashville I would have some prick at the fuel island. Waiting to give me his media/ press book….

You ever do that again, you will see what happens! It won’t be pretty! Comprende’

The song, unfit for human consumption comes to mind…..

There ya go……

by RoachKiller

6 guitars valued at $4000…..

On the auction block at guitar center….

Oh and the Gretch 5225 I think it was! Have 2 of those…. Kept one!

Only have 40 more guitars to go…. Fucking seriously! Kept my 60+ favs…..

As I said I would…..

Some were bought, most were sent to me! Remember, I’m nobody important…..

You all are far better guitar players, atleast that’s what you keep trying to show me and tell me…..

Not only are…..

by RoachKiller

We not the same! I’m the guy who used his case of beer as the weight on the lawn de-thatcher. Broke a bottle doing it! Let it sit in the garage for 3 years. Then finally decides to wash them off to remove the stuck on glass pieces and put them in the fridge!

Yea we are not the same…..

Considering that case of beer has been in my possession for about 7 years…..

Gunna find out if it’s still good later tonight with dinner!

FYI, stuffed peppers and onion rings I will be making for dinner tonight! Who’s in?

That was a…..

by RoachKiller

Hell of a day today! 11 hour shift with an additional hour dealing with benefits afterwards!

Added bonus the benefits here are 10x better than what I just left…..

10x fucking better!

Added bonus, I am having burritos with onions from the company employee coop…..

That’s as bad as my drivers license picture…..

There is gunna….

by RoachKiller

Be one lucky kid who gets a nice hard case with his donated guitar! I keep finding more guitars…..

Sold off the epiphone wildcat in koa! FYI, it rattles inside! And the icon strat….. just wasn’t a fan after getting my nash’s…..

Well I did it…..

by RoachKiller

I went through all my guitars! Never did find my honey burst les Paul tribute! Imagine that!

But I found about 48 guitars I’m going to part with!

Ltd, Ibanez, charvel, Michael Kelly, stienburger, a couple fenders, evh’s , bunch o g&l’s, couple gibsons, a couple Jackson’s, a couple epiphones…..

I also didn’t realize how many fucking g&l’s i owned!

As I’m going through them it’s like, when the fuck did I get that guitar! Like the Michael Kelly at the top…..

Sorry ladies….

by RoachKiller

Unless you catch me freshly out of the shower! The only way you will get a good waft of this manly sent. Is to get down there and really get your nose by my boys!

Oddly the scent will last all day in that area! Please feel free, if you see me in public today, to ask for a sniff of this manly scent! I’ll gladly provide you with a sample stick…..

P.s. yes I checked the bottle pre-post if you could see my Mr.winky! I’ll never let that happen again!