Company clique’ of slackers, posers and wanna be’s! Including but not limited to certain people of management and owner operators!
I’m not worthy to work here! As it seams people like me are not welcomed here…..
According to the….
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I had to kick….
by RoachKiller My bitch out of bed the other night! She is getting quite bossy when sleeping!
I woke up to this, this morning though…..
All hail satanas……
by RoachKiller Ya know I’ve had some interesting conversations! That was definitely an interesting one! I am also very good at interjecting when you talk about shit I don’t want to hear about…..
Yes we are related, no I have no idea about any of the family you’re talking about. ‘‘Twas nice to hear from you after all these years!
Sometime I’ll explain crypto to you! If and when I can ever tell you how I pick my winners! Cus honestly I couldn’t tell you if I tried!
I just tell everyone my spirit guides Joseph smith tells me what to pick!
If you ever wonder where I get my boyish good looks from! Yea it’s him…..
No wonder…..
by RoachKiller People think I’m gay! My dog prances when she walks! She shakes that ass baby!
Seriously, that was a lot of hard work to get her that happy! We both did a lot of walking, curb pooping and general barking at strangers…..
No I’m not gay! I like the Poon way too much!
Yes, I will……
by RoachKiller Be changing the skin on easyravioli.com. As that was one of those AI generated themes that I wanted to try out. It’s just fucking horrible and it doesn’t work with any extensions yeah no! I like the theme on this one the best so I’ll probably modify it to work on easyravioli.com who knows……
Our new thing….
by RoachKiller When we calm down for the night! She gets a neck message and I usually get sneezed on!
Which is exactly what this action shot is from!
Today was a good…..
by RoachKiller Day for puppy! I’m thinking she’s feeling better! She was running and jumping everywhere today!
So much so I was actually shocked! I just kind of let her lead me around for our walks!
As you can see the hair is starting to grow back! so I think I’m right on this!
I will tell you sleeping with this bitch is worse than sleeping with a woman! Every morning I wake up slammed against the back wall of the sleeper. All while she has the entire bed! Of course always sleeping as close to me as possible!
I did find something she too enjoys watching! Shows on ancient Egypt! I woke up from a nap and her eyes were glued to the iPad watching this show! 🙂
Moral of the story? It’s taking time and a whole lot of work on my part to get her comfortable with the truck! Not to mention leash trained and getting those teeth of hers shinier!
In my opinion it’s work well worth the time!
Yet she has a little over 3 weeks left and her and I will be done with the truck!
praise sweet baby Jesus! ( that’s sarcasm….. )
P.s. I’m also wondering if she didn’t Hoover up a little crumb of chocolate off the floor…..
Ok they say….
by RoachKiller This is the closest I will find to a god! Let’s find out!
I will tell you the sweet potato casserole is AWESOME! And I don’t like sweet potato’s!
See dude……
by RoachKiller My definition of overthinking is as follows!
I have a situation or a problem I need this solve. The way my brain works, is I go over every possible outcome for the solution to the problem. Then when I have come to a conclusion, I weigh the percentages of each possible outcome to come to fruition! the most likely outcome is what I prepare for.
yet I have also prepared for all the other various outcomes that my brain was able to think up! that way if something unexpected happens, I have prepared for that…..
I call it playing mental chess…..
Cus I’m a cowboy baby…..
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I also don’t……
by RoachKiller Drink coffee out here on the road. There is a big difference between the West Coast coffee, Midwest coffee and East Coast coffee!
It’s a big enough difference that I refuse to drink coffee anywhere other than when I am at home on the West Coast!
Yeah, when I do drink coffee, it’s never hot. I always get an iced coffee or my new FAV is a blackrock fuel frozen.
I’ve been looking online trying to figure out how to do this shit myself cause I know it’s not an issue. It can be done For a whole lot less!
Since I’ll be going local here pretty soon I wanna be frugal until I know. I’m in a good position I can go back to my usual stupidity!
So I found this on Amazon they had multiple different styles. I figured I’d give this one a shot as it was highly reviewed And a decent price.
So I’ll be making my iced coffee at home from now on and I’ll do a review when I get the chance cause the super spendy coffee I bought is supposed to be superb!
And like Tom Araya said, don’t be afraid to use the word beautiful!
If I can’t…..
by RoachKiller Stand the taste of Chick-fil-A. What in the hell makes you think I would like Zaxby’s?
Unless it’s a chicken leg, or a McDonald’s chicken nugget. I can’t stand chicken!
I don’t know why! it’s the weirdest fucking thing! I think it’s the texture but it makes me sick to my stomach if it’s not one of those other two…..
Aww, me….
by RoachKiller I’m drug-free. I still have a shit load of life left in me to live!
The soon to be ex-wife? She is not drug free, has a new ailment every week and honestly should work dispatch at a trucking company. Cause she has a fucking excuse for everything…….
2 things…..
by RoachKiller I’m just watching the harassment by proxy the cockroaches are putting on for social media!
The fam all know my number! If any of them gave a shit about me or the dog. They would have called within the last 3 months…..
Don’t ever forget that!
We made it…..
by RoachKiller We hiked all day but we made it to the top of Pico da Neblina!
Mika didn’t think she could do it! But with a rub on the belly and a quick snort of canned air! She made it!
All hail Mika!
See I grew up…..
by RoachKiller In adecent middle class hood! My friends moms worked full time jobs, came home, cooked, cleaned up and always did there best to make their homes comfortable!
My wife has never done any of that! Oh she works but cleaning and cooking rarely ever happened after her finding weeed!
So now that she is out of the picture! I have started doing that decorating shit myself! Taking inspiration from all those moms I grew up with!
As I go room by room. I have started to make this house a home again! Fresh linens, clean towels, cooked food! So on and so forth!
So you will see me on occasion post my latest room creation! I’m trying to be smart as I don’t know the direction this divorce will go! So little by little I am rebuilding as I I go!
Like my new big chair! I almost bought the $1000 leather one! Then I realized, where am I going to put it if I don’t keep the house? So budget minded and space saving as I am. Am doing it all with that in mind…..
Stay tuned for some cool shit to come! Skulls, flowers and satanic imagery on its way!
FYI, I went with the fake fern tree….
My future was in….
by RoachKiller My hands and I washed it all away, washed it all away…..
Ahhh yes, yes, yes
by RoachKiller This use to be my place to relax and enjoy time home! This is also the room that the soon to be x old lady would let the dog poop and pee in! As you can see, the heavy pee stains and dried dog poop still on the floor!
I had to stop using that room as the smell of ammonia was far too intense for me! After cleaning the carpets myself multiple times!
Not only was that unfair to the dog! It was unfair for everyone who lives in that house! It was to the point she was incapable of putting in any effort for anything!
I love to cook, I would always try to make meals at least once every time home! she was always to tired or didn’t feel like cooking! Yet if I said, let’s go out to dinner! She would be dressed and out the door before I finished that sentence!
Oddly she would never eat anything I made for us or the kids! ( my guess she was worried I would do to her food as she did to mine! )
She gave up years ago! I gave up 4 months ago!
I’m sure all of you have a story like this….. all I can say is, drugs are bad! Drugs are bad, people….
There is at least 1 good thing! I won’t have to put up the Christmas tree this year! As no one in the house ever took it down from last year…..
Starting to see the reason I’ve been so busy when I go home? Yup, like usual, I’m the only one doing anything to fix years of neglect! It’s now my home and it will be done my way! The right way!
Sad part is, all anyone had to do was take the dog for a walk every day! She has no problem going overnight without pooping or peeing on the carpets!
That simple thing was far too difficult, I guess……
I’ve been thinking…..
by RoachKiller About my plan of attack for single life. For dating in the future, finding someone else to spend my time with so to speak..
I’m sure I’ll do the let’s go out for coffee bullshit for potential suitors I don’t know. Ones I do know, I guarantee they’ll be getting a nice slab of steak from my favorite kitchen……
Honestly, I don’t even think I’ll have to go that far. Or even have to take that much time……
She has had…..
by RoachKiller An exciting day! I tire change, a nice cool walk in the mountains! She walked straight into a window and to finish it all off! She pooped one of my hairs out!
Oh that was an entertaining watch! For the most part she does just like at home! Sleeps as close to you as possible. That is if she is t people watching!
At home if you come anywhere near her or her territory she will bark her ass off! On the road she just watches and listens! It actually quit interesting!
Oh and she has started this new thing! Where she huffs and puffs to get you attention! No other reason than to get you to do her something!
Tell you what this old lady is a trip of a dog!