Category: Ford Fender

I ain’t done….

by RoachKiller

A live song transcription in years! Here ya go, it’s almost super dooper predictable ….. matter of fact I think that’s the first Angel song I’ve ever heard!

On a very expensive mexican strat ta boot….

It’s cool….

by RoachKiller

Definitely cool looking! Yet on my 7’ skinny tree it’s too small! Way out of proportion! Now I’m wondering if I put this bolo hat as the topper and attach the peacock to it?

The bolo hat stays, I’ll hit Michaels or something and find a cool Xmas style hat band ! The peacock I’m going to have to work with!

These hand blown glass ornaments are fucking beautiful!

Blue mercury glass finials…..

I do love the spiderweb of glass string inside the ornament to give it that web design…..

The dog and I are gunna have fun putting this all together…..

I got it! An extra long off white sparkly ribbon bow that will be the hat band and wrap multiple time around the tree!

Ha! My creativity hasn’t floundered yet! Unlike my hair last night!

No I’m not gay…..

by RoachKiller

ROFLMAO!

This shit is so good! Hot or cold! But for me it has to be 1 jigger alcohol to 1 glass generic Kroger diet soda! Don’t know why, just tastes like shit otherwise!

Ask yourself, would a gay guy ever smell as bad as me? Would a gay guy ever wear the clothing I wear?

I THINK NOT! 😉

You want to…..

by RoachKiller

Talk about hell bro? These jeans are my fav! Last time I wore them they were tight stretchy skinny jeans! Now I’m sinching my belt and wrapping them over twice! Now I have to order new skinny jeans!

Fuck you! 😉

ROFLMAO!

by RoachKiller

Anyone else love it when stupid people think out loud! Not only do they try to rationalize in words what there tiny brains can’t comprehend!

Yet we too get to enjoy it by hearing a long, one sided dispute happen. by a person who can only self Comprehend in single syllable words…..

Yup, I’m describing what I hear when you and your “ friends” talk! for me, it’s literally like watching a dog pick a spot to poop!

Sepia tone…..

by RoachKiller

These turned out ok! But the white/ yellow balance is way off! But if you drop it into sepia tone! they look fucking great!

And since I need at least 2 more 8×10’s and 4×5’s to finish that wall! I’ll be doing these and some photos I haven’t pulled yet from my Nikon!

The best picture I’ve taken with that Nikon was at my nieces wedding and unfortunately it has my nephews grandpa butt dead center! With the baby to the right! I’ll post it next time I’m home!

Yet silver tone looks really good too! I’ll have to drop them into adobe and try it out…..

The dog and I…..

by RoachKiller

Are going to decorate the tree with these fancy hand blown glass ornaments! ( I’m seriously into hand blown glass artwork lately! ), work on the kitchen and drink some hot totties! with that gentleman jack holliday bottle from last year!

Added bonus, I got some replacement blankets!

Also decided I’m really craving cabbage rolls! So I’ll probably be making those by scratch too! Just sounds damn good!

We have a new contender…..

by RoachKiller

In the people that want to hire me contention!

What I can tell you about looking for another job. Make sure you put login.GOV in your fucking Passwords bank! Everybody wants to see your clearing house results…..

To answer your question, my desktop has 16 cores. My laptop has 16 cores. My gaming laptop has 12 cores. My other gaming laptop has 12 course and my purple little book has 6 cores

If I were to buy a new computer now, I wouldn’t buy anything under 16 cores!

The laptops I give to the ladies have between eight and 12 cores! I own only AMD!

Don’t tell me…..

by RoachKiller

I’m the only one who jumps out of bed. Naked from the waste down, just to finish an background check?

Ladies, I will need either video or picture proof of your half nakedness!

( yea I forgot last night, scrambled to get it done this morning! I had enough time to throw on a shirt….. )

It also amazes me, I have a 16 core laptop and with cell bandwidth it still takes as long as a hyperthread to finally boot up and be done updating! ;(

lol, this really is a good wake up picture! 🙂