Category: 908-GUITARS

Remember me…..

by RoachKiller

Telling you that if I sold my entire guitar collection. I could go a year without working? That’s even at today’s guitar prices!

That doesn’t even include my 59 Les Paul! Wich is still on display…. No way in hell would I ever keep that at home…..

have pride in your slides mother fuckers!

You’re boring me…..

by RoachKiller

Little man! Maybe next time have your sister with the lisp call me! She sounds like she can suck a mean dick!

Matter of fact, This watermelon vomit on my spandex actually has more brain power than you…..

But thanks for leaving a message! I’ll pass that along to my attorneys…..

Oh did I….

by RoachKiller

Forget to tell you I play satanic death metal? My bad!

Ouch, that has got to suck for you! You must be one of those untrustworthy, lying, stealing, cheating bible thumpers…..

You think this is evil? Wait till you see the final picture! It’s has blood running out of the eyes of the skull, over the bible under the purple shroud turned to revelations ofcourse. While dripping into that offering bowl underneath!

No album name yet but I’m sure we will come up with something cool…..

Yall will be…..

by RoachKiller

Happy to know my drum-bot drum tuner finally arrived!

I’ll be bangen the skins, in tune, soon enough…..

If you would like I can give you a half naked concert using my electric bongo? It’s actually a slap top cajon but I can make it sound like what ever the fuck I want….

Exactly in the same way I make my guitar sound like a piano…… midi ofcourse…..

Oh and I have a special surprise for dinner tonight! You people in the Midwest will dig it…..

And this is….

by RoachKiller

Why my x wife says I’m a monster asshole that has a sex drive that is too much for her…..

Oddly she also says my dick is too big for her mouth! Which is weird considering how much she loves to flap those fucking lips…..

When you sign up for those hair growth ads. There is always a commission being sent to someone! I was the one who received those commissions!

If you want to regrow your hair, go to your doctor and ask for a 1mg – 5mg finasteride script! Costs like $10 a month! Then go to the pharmacia and get there otc minoxidil stuff!

Use it for 6 months – to a year and you will see a big difference in your hair, you fucking vain assholes! 🙂

Also pay attention to your blood pressure! Minoxidil says right on the bottle, “ can cause heart racing and high blood pressure!”

Ingesting the stuff can fubar you beyond believe! Next time do your research, dumbass’s!

I’m confused….

by RoachKiller

Princess? All these years you have been running around telling everyone, “ anything he ( meaning me ) can do, I can do better! “

Yet the truth of your demented reality is, “ anything you can do, I can do 10x better…..” proven time and time again!

It was nice to see you and your family down there at 4T! Sure hope someone adopts your kids soon! So they can actually grow up with good parents…..

Yup…..

by RoachKiller

Doing great! New tattoo artist will be working on both tattoos! I’ll be getting the Chrissy tattoo first!

Then moving on to finishing up the sleeve!

I never really grooved this guitar! When you compare it to my 2 kiesels and that stienberger I have with the graphite neck….

Is cool but just can’t dig it……