Category: 908-GUITARS

Dude…..

by RoachKiller

Get a grip! One of those trolls walked on over to ig and found my account there! I deleted all my friends right before the viral incident luckily!

Anyhoot, this dude typed, “ you’re a fag I hope you die….. etc etc!”

IDE like to say thank you for proving my point….

All hale satin! 🙂

Ok brah…..

by RoachKiller

You’re either having a manic episode or you really are on meth!

Went to sell a couple guitars. While I’m waiting someone called the clerk I was dealing with. From what the clerk said, the guy on the phone said he was on meth but he was looking to play the drums. He called to see if he could get a free kit! ROFLMAO!

Wow, that’s an interesting phone call! If I had been the clerk all I would have said is, “ if you come in I can cut you a deal! 10% off but only if you bring me a big bag of whatever your actually on!”

ROFLMAO! Sounds like one of my groupies in action……

Ever wonder….

by RoachKiller

What it’s like to truly go viral on social media? Here ya go!

I promise you it’s not as much fun as you think….

I can take it with a grain of salt cus it’s nothing new. Some little grandma from Iowa wouldn’t take it nearly as well…..

https://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=122104578891257626&id=61587728795087

https://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=122104578891257626&id=61587728795087

I did an…..

by RoachKiller

Official count yesterday and I still have 102 guitars! ROFLmao!

So I’ll be getting back to the grind soon! I said I was only keeping 50 and I ment it!

I will also be having a gig bag sale! 5 for $100! All mint and in 100% good condition! Added bonus you and your friends can stink them up with cigarette and vape smell…..

All hail 666!

4 drinks later…..

by RoachKiller

I came home. Layed down on the couch. Fell asleep watching videos on my phone! Was awoken by my said phone hitting me in the face.

Walked up stairs, fell asleep and was awoken to the dog having a fart session! ROFLMAO!

I won’t be doing all the food tonight but I have got to play some billiards! So I’ll be heading out tonight to do just that!

I know a place! You, you will just have to follow…..

And yes, the lady who was hitting on me last night at mcmennamins was definitely doing that! I don’t know, when she asked if I wanted to fuck was a damn good clue…..

If she had not looked exactly like a younger version of my ex mother in law. I definitely would have rented a room and got me a piece of ass last night! No if’s ands or butts about that one….. 😉

And you dudes at the bars! Yall are fucking scary freaks man! Yall really need to stop staring at the ladies like lost puppies….. Jesus fucking Christ!

Aww yes…..

by RoachKiller

The security cameras that were put in to keep an eye on my, at the time suicidal daughter!

Now I didn’t think anything of them. As they were there to just keep an eye on my kid while the wife and I were at work.

Only time they were actually ever checked was when they went off at times they shouldn’t have! Or if one of the exterior doors opened, etc….

Well since I’ve been single and living in this big house all alone. I have heard a female voice come over the speaker on the camera twice! Recently just this week.

So a while back we did a little fixing to the firmware and found that the camera on the left has 2 tunnels coming off the stream! 1 going to amazons servers. While the other going to a previously unknown ip!

While the other is constantly being pinged!

So with a little reworking of the latest firmware. We managed to execute some extra code Wich would turn on any and all “ future “ stream requests, @localhost camera and microphone!

we really didn’t get any true hits until recently! when I reworked the base station firmware and set them both up on the server!

That’s when the amount of vocal data we received was worth its weight in gold!

So now we can not only prove origin but we can prove intent!

Hey I’m a horny dude! A quick wank for extra criminal charges against the offenders is fine with me! ROFLMAO!

It will give them something to think of when bubba and yullonda are having there way with them in prison!

And when they are explaining to there families why they lost the house, cars and retirements…..

Anyhoot that’s the story about that! So if you see a video of me jerking off in my living room. Enjoy! You’re making me a very wealthy man……. With every giggle and haha! 😉

Matter of fact I was wanking when I took this picture…..

Ok ladies…..

by RoachKiller

My discretion is at the peak for you! All this week I am doing free online video and phone call chats. All to satisfy your needs. however you want it…..

No reservations needed this week! Suit not required! Call me at 908-guitars between 1100 – 1700 daily to get in on the 100% free action!

Second time throwing iron today! I will definitely need the release! Just like I know you do too!

See ya soon!

It arrived….

by RoachKiller

Excuse the mess in the tv room! I’m upgrading big time! Just look at this guitar! I don’t know, sometimes fashion nova just sends me the craziest of gear 😉

Anyhoot review coming soon! James Tyler guitar! Ever wonder what an $1800 china made guitar looks like? Well I can tell you, it arrived in almost perfect tune and has excellent vibration through the entire guitar!

Stay tuned I got another 25 hours to let it rest from the Mach speed it arrived here from Colorado!

Oh you didn’t…..

by RoachKiller

Think I was lying did you? This is what’s been in my feed all day today! Just like every account before! Matter of fact it’s the exact same women from those feeds!

Matter of fact I have seen several of your fav TikTok ho’s naked today…..

I’m fine like everyone else about the ladies getting a big provocative! I’m not going to complain about a women in her underoos looking sexy!

This I will fight to the death against! Full blown porn doesn’t belong on social media! Evar!

She does have a really nice cooter though….. you should see how deep that finger goes in her bum! Damn!