Author: RoachKiller

Minus the new…..

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Big chair! Notice my family room is starting to look like a home!

Scratch that, I have a court order I’m supposed to let the stoner chick back in! Roflmao!

There goes my dreams of having a happy, safe home!

You can see where the hungry hippo’s stoner stool once stood! Completely destroyed the carpet!

God damn….

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I am sore as fuck! Arms, legs, brain!

Ya know I enjoyed the fuck out of taking that tree down! I however am not enjoying the side effects!

And next time, someone remind me to wear pants!

I think why I’m so proud of this is, I did it myself!

Like usual I got zero help from anyone who supposably is family!

Roflmao! It’s like my soon to be ex old lady! She packed up and left! That means she moved out right?

That’s what a normal person would think! Instead she says “ no I never said any of that! I never moved out! I never packed my bags and spent damn near a month living at our daughter’s place!”

As a generous husband would do, I packed her shit and put it outside for her to pick up!

Then comes this bizarre restraining order! Hmm, I’m thinking and seeing she lied on most of it!

Then the piece da la resistance, I was so excited to come home and see my new grandkids! I mean handing out monte cristo cigars excited! I texted, I called, I texted! When I finally get an answer via the wife. I was told I’m not allowed to see them!

I’m like what the fuck?

So in my eyes, all of my hostility is well justified! well not to mention finding the mass amount of weed products in my house sent me into a tizzy also! ( lady you got a serious addiction happening! I would understand if it was medicinal! But it’s all recreational! )

Praise sweet baby Jesus! ( oh I can never get enough of saying that! )

There ya go! My life in a simple blog post!

Fucken aye…..

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3 hours to load the fucker! 15 minutes to unload! Arrived 2 late for McFarlands had to run to the transfer station! $50 to unload just shy of half a ton of branches! Sad part is that was only half the branches…..

Luckily I planned ahead and realized I might not get it all done! So as long as no one tries to walk through the back yard! It’ll be fine…..

I will tell you, today my eyes are on fire! I hit the part of the tree that had a weird fungi growing on it!

Now to finish up topping the tree? I will next time home as I’m dying to see if this tree also gets that fungus that covers and protects the fresh wounds of the tree! Or if it’s only something a dogwood does…..

I could have…..

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Delt some more with my nephew flaking me off about him and his buddy doing the trees! Or I could get mass amounts of exercise and do it myself!

Yea I don’t like flakes and I need exercise!

Think of it like this I’ve sweat so much today I’ve drank 88oz of water and the cool breeze on this hot day is making me cold!

There is nothing like a good hard days work though!

And of course my nephew said he would come by and help load! Yea, I’m still waiting!

Well, goddamn……

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Big boy chainsaw is being a Cunt. So I had to run down to get me a part-time homeowner chainsaw. Luckily all the important stuff was done yesterday. I just gotta chop that shit up and get rid of it now.

And yeah, this is a fucking project and a half man. I was expecting it to take about 4 to 6 hours one person. No no no no no this cherry tree was much bigger than I thought but…..

So back to work I go once I get all the cutting done. It’s gonna take about two hours to load this fucking truck another hour to dump it and I’m fucking free and clear man…..

All I have left to do is box up the Internet and I’m a free agent…..

Roflmao…..

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I have asked this bitch multiple times to remove the AirTags we put in our cars!

I don’t give a rats fucking ass where she is going or where she has been!

I do however still want to be able to view my other AirTags without seeing where this bitch is going! I already tried deleting it but I’m the controller of that AirTag!

Unless she is deliberately not removing it! For her future “ he’s a big bad meanie!” Defense?

( don’t worry I kept every fucking text I have sent the bitch the last month….. )

Since there is this…..

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Cool court order I have to allow my soon to be ex wife back into my home for which she moved out. Roflmao!

Minus all the weed and weed vape, I will go ahead and put her chair back in the house! But not in my newly decorated spot! Nope I’ll be putting her shit right in the middle of the dog pee and poop room!

Which use to be my tv room until the constant smell of ammonia from all the dog pee started to appear!

Oddly right around the same time she started getting into weed!

Yet since she is “ moving back in!” I no longer need to take my dog with me! If for some reason I find that she is once again mistreating the animal. ( oh her not feeding her or letting her out for over 24 hours pissed me the fuck off! Big time! This is the animal who has brought this entire family happiness and love! So it broke my heart to see her being treated this way! )

So I sure hope she enjoys her new digs!

I’ll have to read that paper again but I hope I can now get her half of the mortgage? That alone would cover the lawyers fee!

Yea, the stand needs….

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To be black and the page title of the lamb skin bible needs to be a bit more readable! REVELATIONS! While the sacrifice bowl under the Bible needs to be on fire or filled with the blood of the lamb of god…..

That’s my idea of art!…..

Album cover, hell yea!

Why did I top…..

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A cherry tree? My uncle showed me this trick when I was a kid! You top the tree and then for about 5 or 6 seasons after that you prune anything going up. But leave everything going sideways!

This old cherry tree has no real value other than the seasonal bloom! Which will go excellently with the Japanese maples I’ve been semi dwarfing in the front….. fyi, these have always been sour cherries! Cool tree though…..

So over the next few seasons we shall see how it rolls!

Have some clean up to do on the longer stubs but over all I’m impress that I didn’t take down the fence! Not did I take out any of the neighbors cars…..

Oh and fyi, that electric pole chainsaw worked very well! Allowed easy access to a lot more cuts! While on the thicker limbs they would break and fall while still attached. Which gave me a sort of hinge effect and everything would fall close….

By now means am I a pro but I did it…..

Woo hoo…..

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My first restraining order! Woo hoo!im not mad at all! The soon to be ex old lady has no money, no where to go and now she wants to use my house when im on the road!

Funny thing is it’s a no contact restraining order yet I’m supposed to notify her of when I’m in town and when I’m leaving!

Roflmao! So I’ll contact my attorney and add some stipulations to this! Like no drugs or drug use….

Oh what fun divorce is! But considering I came home to a living room filled with dog shit and piss, a dog who was sick and had only been fead every 12 to 48 hours if she was lucky!

Large amounts of weed and weed vape! A fucking sty of a house!

Hey if the judge signed it I’ll stick to it! Yet remember I have a lawyer too!

That white trash…..

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Geriatric that keeps driving by my place in his primer black and red dodge pick up!

One of the neighbors put out a free china cabinet!

Here’s your opportunity to not look like a stalker…..

Unlike the dialated eye whore at Starbucks! Oh hell I’ve seen her on social media! Scary, freaky bitch!