Author: RoachKiller

All right ladies….

by RoachKiller

Who wants a blackrock coffee bar, fuel? I’ll either go to the one on 82nd drive or on 82nd by winco?

So what the fuck do you ladies want?

Im in awe….

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What took me years at Crete has been accomplished here in less than 2 months! Truly amazing…..

Finally had to use my pandemic road toilet paper! Yea I keep the tp upstairs but luckily I kept that in the garage! 🙂

Hey man, I’m just minding my own business doing my own thing! It would be you people who can’t do just that!

Ha told ya…..

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Recently went to the eye doctor! He did indeed confirm that my vision in my right eye has improved significantly!

I knew there was a reason I was constantly taking off my glasses to see…..

So good!

Dude….

by RoachKiller

Your mom just asked me out on a date! I’m honestly thinking about going…..

Yes, I’m on one of the dating apps! I treat it with the exact amount of importance I do social media…. Half ass monkey boy style…..

Holy shit…..

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That’s a first! I have never waited an hour + at a drop while the chef argues about broccoli! ROFLMAO! They thought they were ordering broccolini but actually ordered regular broccoli!

But then, they realized they were out of veggies for the weekend and needed something! But there was a little yellow in the broccoli heads.

But then the cilantro was dying fast! Yet they only ordered 4 and there were 10 in the box. They found 4 good bushels and sent back the rest….

Then after all that, they returned the 8 cases of broccoli while the magic chef was able to call someone and get broccolini….

Don’t ask me I just drive the truck and have the returns book…..

Still having a blast…..

If I told you what customer that was, it would blow your mind! I guarantee anyone in Portland has been there and eaten there….. 😉

High standards they have! They also have an all you can eat seafood buffet Friday and saturdays!

Oh and I guess there was a big fuck up last week where customers either didn’t get the correct order or something! Cus everyone I delivered to wanted to check the count and condition of everything!

There ya go…..

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The 2 missing products from the last stop! No one ordered a 10lb box of mixed salad or a 3lb cello of spinach…..

So I’m guessing that’s why they didn’t get there cut celery or Arcadian petite…..

God damn…..

by RoachKiller

Class B trucks suck!

And am I the only one tired of going into the drivers lounge and all you hear the other drivers do is bitch about the company? they don’t give me this, they didn’t do that.

The routes suck, on and on! Try or35, that route sucks! They never have anything to keep me busy the rest of the day….. so that’s a 3 – 4 hour day for me!

The other routes are doable! With time my trip times will come down! Like today, I was thrown into a class b never driving anything close to it except a U-Haul! Went to multiple places I’ve never been. With not so visible receiving docks! ( my guess the tall gate covered with barbed wire blocked my view….. Of course my times are gunna be longer!

It’s like walking into a Crete drivers lounge! After 2 months it’s getting fucking old! Not even I could bitch that much! And I had a lot to bitch about….. I’m at the point I grab my paperwork, keys and metal paperwork box to get the fuck out of there…..

Still having a blast! Being the newbie who’s the problem….. 😉

Oh and I have this new system down! I arrive at work. I go up and grab my papers and shit! Try to get my head in the game and then when I’m prepared! I clock in! Then I’m looking at atleast 1/2 an hour before leaving. Most that time is searching for keys…..

I win! Above the water it is!

You want to…..

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Piss of a batch of class b drivers? ROFLMAO! Make it known that your load that day was loaded on a class b!

Same shit brah, different place! ROFLMAO!

God damn that’s good…..

by RoachKiller

Even with moist briquettes I pulled it off! Fucking turned out great! The pears and apple chunks added to the stuffing, killer!

The white potatoes hand mashed with skins on, killer! Coleslaw, killer! Maple and honey spiral ham, killer! Bbq corn, killer!

Next we move on tom pie and cheese cake!

That’s a wrap…..

Ya know…..

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I could have been a drunk or a drug addict very easily! Nope, I chose the drug free route, drove 5,000,000 accident free miles! Spent 30 years of my life doing it!

Now I’m standing outside in the rain at noon on Christmas Day firing up the bbq just to smoke a ham!

Sometimes I wonder if I chose the wrong path! 😉

That was awesome…..

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Home made coconut shrimp tacos! Omg so good! street style and traditional Taco Bell style…..

Romain hearts, chopped onion, chopped tomatoes, cheddar cheese, a splash of light soy sauce, and a drizzle of sweet chili sauce, thousand island dressing and mayonnaise…..

I learned this technic at the Jose mangen school of taco bending for stoners….

Retired my…..

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23 years accident free plaque’ as my coaster. Replaced it with this mother fucker! Oddly I’m not smart enough to measure before ordering!

Ordered the big one! To big!

So ordered the small one! To small!

So after measuring, it looks as though the 3rd one is the perfect fit! ROFLMAO! I needed cutting boards either way!

ROFLMAO…..

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In the 23 years I drove for Crete. I was only not home for Xmas 1 year! After that 1 year I learned to do what I had to do to make sure I was home!

I’ll tell you I had tom as a dispatcher! The best dispatcher I had there! We couldn’t stand each other but somehow we found a way to work together!

Usually I would be a monster cunt until I got what I wanted! TWords the end I think he gave up and just gave me what he knew I wanted!

Long loads and my 12,000 miles a month!

I tried the breing nice bullshit! Got me nowhere! Being a raging cunt got me everywhere! Not only with him but everyone else in dispatch!

So next time it’s about 2 weeks from Xmas. If you live in the west coast. You know you’re going to hit snow somewhere enroute home! Not to mention you will have to throw chains atleast once to get to pdx!

So keep your eye on the weather but start about 2 weeks out making sure they know your due home! Over and over and over!

Also make sure you’re ready to do what you gotta do to get over the mountain…..

And since when does the garbage man come on Xmas day? NEVER!