So how is……

Trying to rationalize and monetize your illegal activities? But it is nice to know that in this world, there are plenty of people to fill those positions as convenience, store, clerks, gas station attendants with the occasional mixed in waiter!

Unfortunately, I missed the 444444 so I posted the second best…..

What is wrong with you…..

Stopped to take care of some business at a closed mall tonight! Lo and behold a road troll stopped to “ check on me!” that was after several of his low rent buddies drove by…..

Roflmao! You fucking tards just never stop with the stupid do you? He explained to me he just quit Crete after 20 years! Yea so? I’ve been here 23 years and never fucking scene you before in my life!

How the last 2 years here were “ rough!” Yea so, life sucks for us all!

All I know is I was making up whatever the fuck I could, to get this bald headed moron to go away!

That way I could restart my log book in peace and get to my delivery!

Your batch of stupid never stops…..

As I’ve said a million times before, “ you can’t fight stupid…..” once you take one out they have hundreds to replace them…..”

Good things come……

To those who wait! So you got two options here, pay me the 25 grand for your namesake domain! Or we go to court and I go after you and your webmaster for 10 times that…..

Your decision, I’m fine with either one……

So how did……

You’re pretty little Texas princess’s fuck up this account too?

For years, this was good running freight! You would go get work done at Wilmer, drive down to penis. Grab a load, pun intended, and get the fuck out of Dodge!

Damn, you prettier than a princess decided that no no no no no no no no no this needs to be dedicated freight. You’re not allowed to drive this stuff anymore!

So for years and years and years, I didn’t pick up one of these loads. I pull in there today there’s maybe five company trailers. All the rest are Swift and JB Hunt.

This is why I always say, don’t let stupid people think! You dumb fucks did the same thing to Posey as you did this shit! Amongst others!

My recommendation is to shut your fucking holes, mind your own fucking business and run……

You dumb motherfuckers…

If you have ever seen the live version of Eric Johnson’s, cliffs of Dover. Then you know what city that is…..

Then shoot me!

The beautiful smile of one of my grandsons! With the beautiful eye of the other!

It’s fucking killing me I can’t post a picture of the 2 boys! They are gorgeously beautiful! Man’ly style of course!

Smiles just like grandpa after a good fart and diaper dump!

NIce solid black color! Definitely future demon! 🙂

Oh, I got another name……

Remember in the old Salt Lake City terminal yard. The one that is a Schneider yard now. Remember the secretary was a young Hispanic lady. Who thought she was really all that!

She would wear low rise jeans with whale tail underwear that stuck out of her britches? Then she would get offended if you looked at her ass when you were walking behind her.

But what I loved to do because she was kind of a Cunt. Her desk was right where you could walk behind her desk. And she would just freak the fuck out if you walked or stood on the side of her desk.

And because I really don’t like cunts and I’m an asshole remember. I would always stand on the side of her desk anytime she had to deal with me.

What was her name? For the life of me all I see or think of what I think of that chick is that fucking whale tail underwear?

Not nearly……

As good as the Kool-Aid machines in Memphis! But honestly, it’s not bad. I got grape and for those of you who are older than 12.

You Should remember the grape concentrate you got in the freezer section at the grocery store? It tasted like a watererd down version of that.

I’m starting to think this pile of shit in this fucking white Buick wants me to punch him in the nose.

What was the name…..

Of that woman that worked in the SLC office when I first started? I called her a Washingtonian as her teeth were really big and looked wooden?

The lady who lost my dac report by putting it into my take home paperwork?

Yea, that’s exactly what I’m dealing with now! No one knows anything, or can do anything! Then they can’t figure out why they get a mention on this blog…..

So sad to see…..

So many vain truck drivers trying to tell me they are men of god!

Yet they have zero time for god as most are to busy taking 3 showers a day and spend most there time in front of a mirror.

Yes, you are the prettiest truck driver of them all…..

So let me get this, right……

One of my radar sensors is out of whack. Or the way it went out, might even be a wiring issue! So I can’t turn on cruise control. So I’m stuck at 65 mph.

You, you can do 68 mph and I’m still faster than you? Dude that’s fucked up……

Y’all missed out…..

Not only was my Mexican taco maker far too important to actually make my food!

Your geriatrics were in front of me in line! Oddly granny shit herself in line!

You people really need to take better care of your geezers!

Don’t worry, since I voiced my positive opinion about the border wall. The slackers seam to think that’s a reason to troll…. even though they are the ones who voted for Trump! Roflmao!

Anyhoot, I realize not all people are as shitty as you people are!

I would also like to mention, even though you’re in America, and you can’t speak English. I can work around that. I know I know Spanish French Portuguese German to get myself in serious trouble. But the one thing I can’t work with is being a dick or a bitch Cause you don’t understand what I’m saying.!

That’s all on you! I actually picked up at a warehouse on the Mexican border years ago. Where nobody at that warehouse spoke English. They weren’t about it. I wasn’t a dick about it. I walked across the way to the other warehouse where they had someone who spoke English. And bills are signed and away we went!

So if you send me no English, I’ll point at what I want. So there’s no need to be a cocksucker because you don’t understand what I’m fucking ordering…

I mean fajita plate is universal in every language, right?

Hopped out….

To grab some lunch! Smelled this peculiar smell! It’s like perfume mixed with rotting flesh! It’s a smell I usually only smell at cemeteries!

So I look around to see this!

Yup you guessed it! A golf course….. same thing as a cemetery except the rotting corpses are walking the course….

( don’t tell me I’m the only one who has ever noticed the unique smell every cemetery has! Literally the smell of decay and flower perfume….. )

Due to the fact…..

There is a giant wreck up ahead! I have spent the last hour stickering my daughter to the back of trailers and road signs stating,

“Mary mother of Jesus…”

Oh cmon, it’s fucking hilarious….

I was saddened…..

To see one of your higher quality than me drivers with his feathers in a ruffle! My guess it was due to the fact I was here to pick up a load.

Can you believe the audacity of stupid people? I mean other than the fact I smiled at his batch of stupid. I could give 2 shits about him or what he is doing!

By no means would I ever get in my car and troll that poor pathetic pile of human fecal matter!

Now if I happened to drive by on my time off I most definitely would have thrown him the west coaster gangsta sign of www.roach.es!

Evan as a guitar player throwing that gang sign is still difficult! Especially the dot!

Anyhoot, time to roll and spend as much time just doing my thing. As me just doing my thing pisses people like you off!

Praise sweet baby Jesus! Amen!

Fyi it’s really fucking hot here. And after yesterday’s fly kills! I can definetly say I’m a professional fly hunter!

Just walked…..

By a Mexican band, Banda “ insert Spanish word here” tour bus! Oddly it does indeed sound exactly like the inside of a discoteca in the middle of cactus Texas!

I know, I was shocked too!

I was trying to take a picture of my arm in sunlight! A very unusual site indeed to see during the day!

I gagged a little…..

When I heard it was 104 in Newark nj today! Oh you know the smell of fermenting shit has really got to be strong there today!

Omg, I just gagged a little more thinking about it again!