I need to….

Get laid this weekend! Will I put in the effort to get laid this weekend? No! If you put in the effort to get my attention to give me a lay. I probably will lady!

I’m fasting off caffeine this weekend. So my energy level is super low…..

Why did I…..

Put my own lock on my lift? Probably cus one of your homeboys used it on my day off and destroyed the padlock given to me…..

Duh!

No! Don’t do that…..

Don’t take away my ambidextrous word, “ cunt”!

It’s my fav word for everything! Men, women, ambiguous people, that annoying black cat that walks past my window!

Everything! Please baby Jesus, don’t let them take away my most loved word! Amen!

A bowl…..

Of noodles and some farmer boys fried zucchini sounds fucking killer right now! Nope, I’ll be making sghetti…..

Even my leftovers…..

Are better than your fast food heart attack bullshit…..

Oh and I couldn’t decide on bread for tomorrow nights grub. So I went with both…..

I’m thinking either one will go good with the sausage and mushroom sauce….

I’m making…..

Sghetti for dinner tomorrow! What bread besides garlic bread goes good with angel hair sghetti?

Tonight is left overs night! Sorry ladies…..

Omg….

I’m calling them fa’jit’as…..

Beef, butter nut squash, baby corn, yellow potatoes, snow pee, English cucumber, yellow peppers, onion, pear, carrot….

Topped with a sticky honey bbq sauce, Romain lettuce, Roma tomato, sour cream!

Cooked till a nice crunch on the veggies!

Why all these cooking posts? I spent the last 30 years eating road food! Nothing even close to what I’m eating every night at home! This stuff is gormet compared to road food!

So yea, I’m having a fucking blast…..