Author: RoachKiller

Pooch is doing…..

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Fine! She is wearing herself out with all the walks we have been going on!

Averaging a couple miles a day! She’s doing great! Teeth are looking better and yes, she is still a crotchety old lady!

She barks and looks outside when she really has to potty! She will go all night with out a potty break!

She has had one accident and honestly it was my fault as she warned me ahead of time! I just didn’t understand what she was trying to tell me!

She scared off a murder of crows, 3 black guys an old man walking in the parking lot and loves watching the dudes pee in the bathroom! She however is not a fan of the poop noises they make!

She saw her first lightning bug, and is over all doing very good!

She prefers that bed! It has been moved all around the truck! By her of course! Most of all she still loves sleeping just on the floor next to wherever you are sitting…..

Oh and today was a new record! She pooped 3 times each per walk! So she managed to pinch a loaf 9 times today!

You know as well as I do, they were all tiny turds but a turd is a turd…..

Took a look last night…

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And I was honestly shocked to see what the average pay is for a local driver back home. Between 75 and 100 grand a year for a local driver!

Yeah, i definitely dropped a couple applications yesterday. I mean, I’m not gonna take much of a pay cut and I’ll be fucking home every night……

Imagine that…..

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After the never ending supply of fucked up trailers I have have been forced to pick up. Ones your high quality drivers left for someone else to deal with.

You people have the balls to accuse me of dropping a trailer with a flat tire! It always amazes me!

Hey the driver that dropped that trailer I was forced to pick up. With 4 flat tires and another 4 tires filled with nails and bolts. Did you accuse him to?

Then you tell me you want me to be part of this “ test drive “ of new trucks but sacrifice my privacy rights to do so? Fuck you!

I can definitely see why you have 10 new hires here this week…..

So how’s…..

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That paranoid weed culture working out for ya?

My guess you’re spending so much time with your grandkids! Which is fucking weird!

That’s what I can’t figure out! Is why the fuck you are spending that much time there…..

Any hoot, unless in your stoned narcissistic manic episode you “forgot” to tell me something about the grandkids…..

Just fucking weird! Like csd weird!

She is a trooper…..

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The last few days have been a trial of her acceptance of me and her new lifestyle! It’s been in the 90’s here! We have been stuck sitting in a room while she is stuck sleeping in her crate!

She is doing killer! Yet she is definitely not happy she can’t climb on the bed without my help!

Welp, it’s dinner time! See ya, slackers!

I keep asking…..

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These trainers when they are going to take me for a road test! My how rude, I guess accident free drivers really piss these grunts off!

I tried to be friendly but when you actually is who you say you is. I find it Really pisses people off!

Of course, there pissed offness is quite satisfying to me! If and when you ever get there you will so understand!

Assholes really hate being out assholed with truth, justice and the American way……

You will get it someday, maybe…..

Guess she…..

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Likes them! She has definitely plopped right down and tainted both with her hoochy coochy…..

Bought some milk bones and a couple maro bones in hopes we can’t scrape off some of this plaque naturally!

The soft/ hard kibble did wonders for her front teeth! Let’s see what we can do about her back now that she is almost of wet food!

There is an…..

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Old saying, not only is harassment by proxy a real thing! I also hear you can go to jail for it!

You people will definitely deserve to be going to jail…..

Me I’m just sitting here doing laundry, watching the dog sleep while the Indiana jones saga rolls on…..

No she’s not…..

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Spoiled! Doesn’t everyone put on an Indiana jones movie for there dog to watch while the laundry man does his stuff?

And yes that crate has a bed, it’s in the wash with everything else…..

Unfortunately this terminal has no kennels to put the dog in! Not do they have anything inside where it’s not 97 degrees!

So she sites here doing laundry with me in her crate! Little miss daredevil jumped off the table and smashed that sist she had on her belly!

Guess what? Yup it’s gone now…..

Oh and unlike my fellow drivers! I did do a washer clean cycle after washing her bed!

Cus you know, I actually try and think about more than myself…..

So how is it…..

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My dog now smells like an old man that smoked a pipe? She didn’t smell like that when she got in the truck?

Hmmmm, all I know is it had better not affect her flea and tick dip! Nor her sencese to bark at really fucking stupid people…..

Cus I trust her sense of people, so far she has been spot on…..

I love these people…..

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“ your getting what you wanted!”

No actually I’m not! I’m getting my second, maybe third choice! As if I had “ gotten what I wanted,” I wouldn’t be dealing with this right now…..

Ahhh, the simple thinking of simple minded folk…..

End day 7…..

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Of doggy daycare! Mika’s most memorable night all together! She visited a sonic and is in ahh that there are people on the other side of that window!

Now I’ve barely been able to eat once a day let alone at all!

So now that I’m feeling a bit better I figured what the hell, might as well!

Sad part is I would like to take her for a walk! Yet last time I was at this yard for repairs. Someone stole like 3 or 4 loaded trailers!

So we will stick to only security camera viewable spots! Minus the shitter and the showers!

P.s. Sonic’s grape explosion drinks are da bomb!

Just gotta sweep the floor tonight, and rearrange the shit in front of her seat! That way she can climb up and down!

What am I doing……

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Spending time with my honey, who doesn’t lie, smoke dope or tell me I’m the fucking problem….

All while, relaxing in the summer heat and looking at beach houses! I’m realizing I like seasons so I’ll probably stick with something on the West Coast…..

O cmon…..

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Is there anything funnier than watching an entire group of people burn their bridges, dig their own graves or even watch them walk closer to falling into that abyss…..

What I’m loving is how every time they are caught red handed they still say, “ it wasn’t me!” or how they are constantly trying to pass the buck so to speak…..

Any hoot, enough about the workplace harassment crew.

Day 7 of doggy daycare Has begun! As she is cranky as fuck today!

Finale day 6…..

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I never realized how much this dog loves to people watch! Her first visit to a subway and all she did was watch people!

Oddly with as much curiosity as I do at the mall! It’s really quite interesting watching this girl work….

Not to mention do you know how many hotties commented on how cute she is?

Hell keeping the dog might be a better deal than keeping the house…..

Especially with the kind of hotties she’s pulling my way! 😉