Author: RoachKiller

Nest my ass…..

by RoachKiller

Just an update to all you people who bought nest co / fire detectors 10 years ago! Your alarm is a worthless piece of shit now and must be replaced! How do I know? My hardwired alarms decided to alert me every 5 minutes last night! Nothing in the app or on the control buttons will stop the madness!

You have to disconnect them and remove the batteries to get the nightmare to stop! Since they are hardwired, that would mean you bought both at the same time!

Which means you will have to disconnect both at the same time! They will not stop alerting you until you do…..

The only replacements available are from first alert and they will connect with your old beats that haven’t expired yet!

App connectivity is a hard thing to find in smoke detectors and co meters! Search wisely and make sure they are UL listed!

Good meal down…..

by RoachKiller

Now to find a good movie to rent, put my feet up. Sip my blueberry redbull and crown royal while jamming some old school Elvis and keeping the dog from freaking out when the neighbors release their barrage of fireworks tonight. 🙂

It’s no bullshit on being scared to drive on this night! The horror stories I can tell you from all across this country are scary af!

Sometime ask me about the guy in st.Louise driving the brand new bmw…..

Never mind…..

by RoachKiller

I figured out what I’m doing tonight! Anyone say Elvis classics?

FYI, I played a lot of Gibson 335, 339’s and you can see which one I ended up with…..

A lot like Gibson Memphis Es’s I played a lot ended up with a Gibson flat top Memphis es and a epi florentine es……

Xfinity, really?

by RoachKiller

Just watched a commercial for the new xfinity fiber! ROFLMAO! What a fucking joke! They managed to figure out how to get a 1gb signal through that old coax pipe into your house.

They did not however figure out how to get more than 120mb out of your house! ROFLMAO!

I was just about to sign up cus I pay $70 a month for a true 2gb up and down net connection. Then right before I clicked buy. The fine print says, 35mb uploads! ROFLMAO!

Well that stopped me right there! What good is a 1gb download with a 35mb upload? Yea with those speeds just get cellular…..

Anyone else….

by RoachKiller

Confused with this shelf for tv mounts? If I actually mount it to the tv like it says the whole shelf will lean like 70 degrees. wtf?

Actual angle of the tv….

Actual vertical…..

ROFLMAO! Yea I’m gunna put up a shelf that everything slides off of…..

Half ass monkey boy…..

by RoachKiller

Told ya, like social media, my dating app profile is just as half ass!

Oddly I found 4 women I follow on TikTok on this dating app! Along with quit a few women from my local neighborhood! ( I wonder if their husbands know?)

Anyhoot, I’m not putting much faith or time into any of it! Cus once my groupies find out…..

Stay tuned!

You remember….

by RoachKiller

Those drivers that all got popped for dirty ua’s after weed became legal in their states? ROFLMAO!

I wonder what they are doing now? I’ll bet you they are the reason the feds started the clearinghouse!

OK PEOPLE!

It is illegal to smoke weed or do any other “ ILLEGAL DRUG “ even if it becomes legal in your state!

Unless the feds remove it from the schedule 1 roster! It is illegal for a truck driver like you to use…. You can buy weed all you want…..

Ingesting it is illegal for you, Mr. Cdl holder……

Oh and to all you alcoholics who drive a truck! It is illegal for you to have any form of alcohol in your cab!

So say you go to a store and buy a 5th of vodka while you’re on your route! That’s perfectly legal! If you either drink or put that 5th of vodka in the cab of your truck opened or not opened! You are now fucked!

Depending on your company policy. As far as I know, if you have your receipt and put the alcohol in your trailer. That is legal!

I’m not that desperate of an alcoholic so none of this really concerns me! Yet you people it sure does…..

Finally…..

by RoachKiller

I’ll get to complete my Davey Crockett hats! We got us 3 coons living in the hood!

Just kidding! I’ll put out my traps tonight and see if we can’t catch and release! I know the perfect dudes house to put them at…..

I wouldn’t normally care but all these houses have foundation vents! If they find a way in. They will cause havoc under someone’s house! ( I know cus when we bought the place the previous owner left his cats and his raccoons…. $500 worth of ventilation hose later…. )

They are following the same path the neighborhood pussies are following past my house…. so I’m assuming they made friends with the neighborhood pussies….

Stay tuned…..

The splattercaster….

by RoachKiller

Yea this thing is fabulous feeling! My guess the reason it’s nos is it has 2 small flaws! A small dent on the neck with another one on the fretboard!

Now I really just want to leave the pic guard on there! But I also know a custom factory painted pick guards go for a pretty penny! That black one I put on my American pro is from a fender aluminum strat! $200 pick guard fyi!

I also know I have an authentic fender bronze Strat pick guard the same color as the grey paint on the guitar!

I’m thinking if these pick up’s suck. I’ll load that bronze guard with a set of super 57’s ( I think they are! ) or a set of noiseless ultras!

Stay tuned to see how it turns out…..

Oh and finally….

by RoachKiller

Found out the story behind this lawnmower on the curb Christmas Eve at the neighbors house!

He said some dude in a lawn mowing company truck came back and picked it up! Guess he didn’t tie it down well enough….

ROFLMAO! I figured it was like when we moved into this place. Someone went around to all the neighbors houses and stole there lawn ornaments and put them on my front porch!

Seriously, I can’t make this shit up!

Holy shit…..

by RoachKiller

A day where I came back empty! Hoooooo! Can you believe it? Not 1 return, not 1 mispick! Did have a rather high number of credit receipts to pass out!

But fuck yall im going home! Im tired and my nose won’t stop running…..

You wanna…..

by RoachKiller

Get pissed off? My water bill showed up today! I used exactly $3.25 worth of water! add a $22.00 service fee….. so the water bill is $25.25! Doh!