Author: RoachKiller

Welp…..

by RoachKiller

Not a lot of damage from last nights storm! A few broken twigs, another broken limb on the tree in the front yard! ( so glad I topped the cherry tree earlier this year! It would have toppled for sure! )

No fence damage, no roof damage! ( I have all the lumber now to replace the fence just need some fucking time to do it! )

What I’m impressed with is the fact all 3 garbage cans are upright! When the storm woke me up last night. I was just sure they were blown to Kansas….

Anyhoot, I went to make an omelette for bfast and realized I have no hashbrowns or sausage! So see ya, off to the store I go…..

I am also seriously glad I have all my major electronics on a battery back up! I only have 2 clocks to reset! Yay!

Still have shit to go through from the truck…..

I wish…..

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I would have been video recording trying out this amp! Just plugged it in have been working on adjusting it out for a little while! Was using my elite strat and was getting a way over drivin blues gain off the amp! Forgetting this elite has 6k pick up’s in it .

I decided to plug in a Jackson wildcard. Hit a couple major 5ths! 🙂 next thing I know my poochie started freaking the fuck out! barking howling and trying to bite me!

Like what the fuck? The overdriven blues was fine and a few major 5ths send her into a demon dog? Seriously she had the look of she wanted my throat! I tried to calm her by petting her and the bitch tried to bite me! Then I noticed she pissed the floor! ;(

So I’m thinking no more satan music when she is near….. ;(

It’s just weird cus I play guitar with her in the room all the time…..

A little problem……

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Your going to have is, I already know who the liars are, who the thieves are, who the ones who really have no idea what they are doing are and I also know who the ones to trust are!

I also know who the drunks are! Oddly, there is more than one…..

But for the most part, I’m having a great time at the new job! It’s the exact same variation as Crete only I’m home every night! Added bonus, as a newbie. I’m already hated!

Don’t worry, give it time. You will learn to hate me for other various reasons! I guarantee it!…..

Well it’s Friday and I’m busy putting air in my giant balls…..

P.s. I can also tell you who have sever back issues, but ain’t letting on…..

Well shit…..

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I thought I was going to get away with zero Xmas shopping. Then I realized tonight when I was buying new pillows that I have nieces and nephews to buy for!

Well shit!

Oh and now is the time to buy fake Xmas trees and decorations!

I got giant mother fucking balls! don’t ever forget that!

The greatest…..

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Thing I have ever seen this dog do Happened last night! She has stairs to get onto the bed. Yet the last step to get on the actual bed she has to jump to do!

So I hear her huffing and puffing up the stairs. I see this little black and white head pop up to mattress level.

ROFLMAO, the next thing I see is her entire body float above the mattress and then it just disappears! ROFLMAO!

So imagine seeing this fly in the air and just disappear cus you were expecting her to go thump on the bed like she always does!

Next thing I hear is her scratching the bed frame trying to remove herself from between the stairs and bed! ROFLMAO!

I’m sorry it was just fucking hilarious!

P.s. her teeth look so much better! With the crunchy treats we have managed to get her rear top Mollers clean, her k9’s look good! the rest we are still working on!

I’ve started adding dry puppy chow to her wet food! Which she loves by the way! So we will see how it goes…..

ROFLMAO…..

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Started going through all my old truck stuff! This is one of my old shower bags!

This is what I found inside! ROFLMAO!

I’m still trying to figure out how the 2 sticks of Evdo ram for one of my cobalt raw web servers got in there! ROFLMAO! This was my shower bag! Figure that one out……

My youngest…..

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Daughter is “ pansexual “ so even though she still thinks I don’t approve of here sexuality. I never treated her any different!

The only thing I ever said was, “ we might have a problem if you ever come home with a girlfriend hotter than your mom!”

So no, I don’t give a shit what your sexuality is! It’s like social media! I’m not trying to hit on you by commenting! I’m just here to interact and have a little fun! Usually at your expense! 🙂

Really, I don’t want to fuck you…..

Oh and go with the Clorox toilet tabs! If it doesn’t wash away the shit stains. The water will be so dark it just covers them up…..

Yay early day…..

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Man I have been wanting to try these hot house tomatoes for a while now! They are worth the wait! Gorgeously good!

Yes I put them on my sgehtti! Awesome tomatoes!

I’ve also been thinking about security on these prison loads! Now I take them to where they go! They are preloaded on my truck. So basically I grab and go!

To take me out of the equation I have now figured out that I don’t stop! I grab and go and don’t stop till I arrive at where they go! My truck is tracked so that solves any issues!

Why am I posting this thought? Well something simple as security is always something I think about! Not to mention I can think of a million ways I could get fucked!

So that’s my answer to that!

Welp told ya…..

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I got 10lbs from my first goal weight! In the last month of working the new job. I have lost 15lbs.

Thus explains why all my shorts are loose and my belt is now wrapping an additional 2 holes around my waist!

Yea I need a new belt! Unfortunately, buying new shorts this time of year is slim pickings…..

Last nights dinner minus the cheese whiz in a can! I’ll save that for nachos on mid week Friday! and the gravy for fresh potato’s another day!

FYI, my goal weight was 50lbs less than I was 6 months ago! And my final weight goal is 250 lbs! I am now at 308!

I usually stay at 330 but divorce and unhappiness will add a few pounds like tv cameras….. 🙂

Im really…..

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Starting to be embarrassed for the twats I call “ groupies “ who are still using social media in an attempt to troll!

God damn you worthless cunts really are pathetic! I’m starting to see why after all these years you’re still pushing the shopping cart home…..

Cujo needed…..

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Food so I figured it was field trip time! She did GREAT! no barking, no aggressiveness at all!

I was so proud! Even the shaved head lesbians were jelly’s of how cute puppy and I were! Ha!

I burn through…..

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A lot of pens at work! I also know that the “bigger” style pens I like to write with ain’t cheap! So for $25 I buy a bulk box of factory second pens! ROFLMAO!

They are mostly the bigger pens I like for Pennie’s on the dollar! Not to mention, I get some pretty cool pens every time!

Ok…..

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Just say no to these boot socks! They are thin and actually make your feet slide inside your boots!

These boot socks below on the other hand, rock! They are warm, thicker and your feet don’t slide inside your boot!

They get an a++++ in my book!

Slowly but…..

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Surely I turn this place back into a home! See that? I actually closed the pantry door today! It’s been how many years since that happened?

My guess what initiated this process was finding a full box of rice crispies with an expiration from 2022…..

But today’s objective is to clear out the coat closet! And get my bags of clothes out of the way until I can get the 400 other steps needed done to get my dresser in order!

Still undecided on if I’ll use the kids old dresser or I’ll go buy a new one? Haven’t decided yet….

I will atleast cycle the modems, firewalls and maybe reboot the other appliances that keep my awesomeness awesome!