Author: RoachKiller

I stopped…..

by RoachKiller

Watching “ meet Kevin “ on YouTube shortly after the pandemic! He spends hours a day using words to blind you with bullshit and suck your time for profit!

Today I get a YouTube alert from him saying, “ prepare!”

Here is my reply,

“Stopped watching your vids years ago! I still get YouTube alerts! Last one said, “ prepare!” I need clarification on this? Prepare for running out of toilet paper, prepare for an unexpected condom breakage? Prepare to become a multi-millionaire in the crypto game? What? Cmon, the suspense is killing me! What do I need to prepare for?”

FYI, that’s what powered me through today’s work!

Uh oh….

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The asset protection team at Fred meyers is getting ready to bust a slacker! I would say stay tuned but I’m on the hunt for something!

See ya!

Wow….

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Ran a run that is literally uncharted territory for me evar!

Cool run man! I did find it odd everyone said Ty for being on time or earlier! Several was blowing praises for the usual driver who runs this route!

Yet most expressed interest to find out if the usual driver was fired as that seams to be the topic of discussion….. I dunno…. As he himself told me when I ran a day with him, he was worried about being fired!

I’m like, I aspire to be as liked, yet I’m not a talker so I’ll stick with thanked! unsure of what all this firing stuff is about! Wish you well….

Bwoop bwoop….

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Another physical down! The doctor understood but man I don’t understand why I get so fucking nervous when I have to go take a physical…..

Oh, and losing that 50 pounds brought my blood sugar down to average ranges. Another 50 pounds. I’m pretty sure my blood pressure will be an ecstatic……

I’m thinking In celebration it’s prime rib time!

lol….

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The lock on my box trolly was fine yesterday when I dropped it! I go in today and the fuckers fubard! Somehow I finally got it off!

So now I can use my pallet jack and my box trolly! Woo hoo!

Oh and….

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I finished up all those training videos! Take special notice of the workplace harassment video! Yall really need to!

Oh and to the boss! I actually got a few questions wrong to verify I actually did the videos…..

Oh and….

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Since I’ve started taking pictures of the boards I break down. Oddly with the places that actually check in the product.

I have been short zero.zero!

Now the boards I just roll off. So far those are not faring so good…. Yet with all the misspicks etc I’ve been picking up on roll in boards! I’m thinking I haven’t actually been doing that bad! Personally more than a few mistakes on my part is not acceptable…..

Stay tuned, I’ll be keeping this going for a while!

Oh and notice, I have never posted the name of the company I work for! Nor will I……

Omg,

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Member those vaccines I told you about? Well got home yesterday hungry as fuck! Ate a good meal and felt over tired. Decided to go to bed early and catch up on long overdue sleep!

Well me and pup crawled into bed and a few minutes later. I blew chunks! Yup, everything I ate for dinner was now gone!

I had no sickness, no upset tummy! One minute I was fine the next I was puking!

I’m chalking that one up on the triple crown of vaccines!

FYI, when you don’t have any finger nails. Those fucking band-aids are almost impossible to remove!

Omg….

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I’m starting to think I watched way too much many cooking shows!

Tonight’s dinner is a medley of need to eat veggies and a pork shoulder steak!

I started by grilling all the veggies for about 5 minutes! Then threw them into a larger skillet to finish cooking! Never mind the tomatoes will disintegrate! Everything will turn out fine!

After throwing in the skillet. Top with a bit of spicy brown mustard and a liberal coating of Parmesan cheese! Stir and let cook!

Throw the steaks in the grill pan! Cook to personal likings! Throwing on some bbq sauce towards the end!

Plate it and wammo! You have got one hell of a dinner! Buuuurp!

Sorry but….

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I’ve been sitting here for an hour playing those guitars. Just like this…..

I decided I’ll be keeping that g&l tribute doheny! Starting to grow on me! If that epi 339 ever starts to suck plugged in. It sounds fabulous unplugged…..