Author: RoachKiller

What a day…..

by RoachKiller

I went to work in the dark! I came home in the dark! Everyone and I mean everyone wanted something from me today!

I’m like I’m new, I don’t know! 😉 take these back, put these over there! Hand trolly those in there…..

Had to break down 3 pallets and hand truck the shit out of like 5 pallets! The box trolly isn’t that big of deal! Yet breaking down pallets with multiple orders on them. Placed randomly through out is the time killer!

After all of that, the highlight of my day was. The broken cab antenna the truck I was driving. Finally broke off all the way and fell into the little hole in the side steps! A gazillion to one chance!

Yet it did and it was funny as fuck! Cus I didn’t catch it until about a mile from the dc…..

Atomic crisps rock!

I haven’t…..

by RoachKiller

Splurged on much of anything lately! Yet when my fucking comforted ripped. I decided I would update it all!

So I ordered a bedspread and a nice blanket! Little did I know I wouldn’t be able to find any really thick blankets anywhere!

So I splurged! They tell me sleeping with this blanket is like fucking your favorite British inmate, only without the scurvy and possible syphilis treatments…..

Now to find a cool duvet cover….. if it even needs one!

So how was…..

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My first solo run? ROFLMAO! Fine except they gave me the shittiest single axle in the fleet! A really nice trailer that the chain only falls off of the lift gate. Every other use! and a marker light that was pre ripped off the top….. ( I let that slide since there were amber marker lights on the reefer! )

Other than doing a run I was never trained on. So I didn’t know the secret handshake to unload. It went better than expected! No fountain of grape tomatoes rolling off the trailer! although I did have a couple squished boxes on the bottom of the pallet. Yet nothing abnormal!

Only lost 1 Roma tomato ( a really nice one too! ) and a few slices of shrooms!

Other than the fact I got super pissed off when I found out those in the county jail are getting dryers ice cream. ‘Twas a good day!

P.s. when throwing a heavy box on the box trolly. ( hand truck ) never put your face down by the box trolly! It so smacked me in the face, hard!

I almost screamed a curse word! 😉

First stop…..

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Done on first solo run at the new company! Only 8 more stops to go! Woo hoo!

Asked the guy, “ so how did I do?” His exact words were! “ better than most!” 🙂

Not bad for 30 years OTR now doing local, with product I know nothing about. Huh? 😉

Omg so full…..

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Everything except for the brussel sprout kit tuned out good!

Ham, smoked! potatoes, excellent! ( used white potatoes…. Better! Stuffing, killer! Next time I will have to chop up the shrooms, apples and pears into smaller bits! Really good!

Hope yall have just as good a meal!

The custom, skull….

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Bandanas I ordered from India arrived! Exact patterns I wanted but I missed the “ natural “ color in the description! ;(

They will work but won’t be as cool if they were white with the decoration….

Allright…..

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The ham wrapped in extra thick bacon and fresh pineapple is on a slow burn smoke!

Future cooked shrinks and onions soaking!

That weird brussel sprouts kit, kiting! I added some Crimea shrooms and blackberries to the mix!

Stuffing and potatoes waiting about 2 hours to start!

This one is a….

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Baerskin raincoat! Not as thick and nice as the $200 frogg togg but this one has a mesh liner!

The frogg is like a sweat box if you do a lot of physical activity! It’s really nice ta boot!

It’s the color I want so let’s see how it works over the next few workdays!

Fyi, this one is only $100….. I’m just worried about it ripping…..

Yes this is what I went to work in today…..

Last day of…..

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Training! Can’t wait to tell everyone all about it! As I sit here outside a customer cus for the 5th time I have been refused entry into this place…..

Luckily I’m wearing my cold gear again huh? Yet another learning experience passed up!

It’s not all bad! I have learned a lot from what I have been able to watch and see!

I still can’t tell the difference between fresh cilantro and parsley…..

Mother fucker…..

by RoachKiller

Laid down last night. Went to pull the blanket up and I hear this riiiiiiippp!

How cool is that? So I had to order a new blanket last night….. what a bummer!

I figure the 2 tone green will look good? Maybe, maybe not…..

This time I went with 100% cotton bedspread and blankets…..

So do all you….

by RoachKiller

Un-dropped gonads have my money yall owe me?

Yall combined, owe me well into the millions? And yes, I’m expecting more from you gonads with the multi colored hair…..