Don’t be…..

Saddened by my mild mannered beutifity! Be saddened I shave my beard and look 10 years + younger…..

The other question of the night is, do I like raspberries? They are from one of my fav brands’ “ limited edition!”

Yup! I like raspberry’s……

If you take a bite of a chocolate crunch bar and insert a raspberry, chew and swallow! It’s delicious……

Hey lady…..

I’m gunna go bar hoping tomorrow all while grabbing something to eat! You’re welcome to join me! you don’t, you don’t! Just throwing that out to the universe and see what bites…..

I’ll be starting at that little dive bar up by the house! You’re welcome to join me if you like…..

Remember, you know if you do. We will end up fucking! Cus you for sure know you love my cock!

Not to big, not to small! Not to long, not to short! Your exact words were, “ it’s a perfect and beautiful dick!” Oddly, there’s other ladies that agree with you 100%…..

ROFLMAO! I’m just repeating what you said! 😉

Oh and I might be in a loaner car! All the idiot lights on the hotrod are dashing up. So I’ll have to take it in…..

Around 7 – 8 is when I will leave! All depends on how tired I am and when I get hungry! And no I’m not talking about Wichita pub……

Nope…..

They didn’t fix jenn’ay! She still warbles like a drunk whore at a biker bar…..

Oh and hill billy jack! Notice none of my pallets are dumped over…..

Well, lady…..

Stop telling me you live nearby. How about you get off your ass and come over and we can discuss it face-to-face!

Otherwise, move along I don’t have time for your fucking nonsense…..

Can you imagine…..

The mental health issues associated with the princess that took the time to move my lift to the back?

When in it was put in the exact door I was going to be in for today?

Woo doggies! You realize the company has free mental health help, right?

ROFLMAO! If you fixed it so it doesn’t wobble anymore. Than thank you! Otherwise seek mental health help….. 🙂

It was really nice of you to actually plug it in though! Usually you just unplug it and fuck me for the next day!

I went home…..

And passed the fuck out! Right after I made this and did a couple other things!

I haven’t gone grocery shopping so I can finally force myself to eat what I already have!

Thus explains this…..

Oddly, the butternut squash and cheddar dog mix was actually damn good!

I never realized how good of a cook I really am! Ya snooze ya loose ladies…..

ROFLMAO…..

I sent a couple of my work shirts to be cleaned through the companies uniform service! I went to pick them up yesterday and I can honestly say. They look dirtier now than they did when I sent them in!

ROFLMAO!

Ok ladies…..

I have one spot open this am! I didn’t have to throw chains at all today so I’m back early!

You must be mocking on my door by 0800 to qualify! First come first serve…..

Praise…..

Sweet baby Jesus! It’s a there and back! I’ve thrown chains 4 times in the last 2 days with maybe 2 more times today!

Me, it’s taking a toll! Oh I will get use to it but god damn! Like people who had to adjust to night shift. This much manual labor is living my ass!

Well that and it was so windy I was awoken to a wind burst that I swear ripped the roof off the house….. 😉

I have also decided that if you come to my house. Unless you’re a relative or a close family member. Anyone entering the house must remove all clothing upon doing so! It’s a new bongo club law I recently enacted! 🙂

Well….

Yall ready to do it again today? This will be another high octane, caffeine induced day of throwing chains……

Had a can of baked beans for dinner to entertain myself on today’s drive! Your welcome!

FYI, that is the greatest thing harbor freight ever sold!

Well god damn…..

I had to throw chains twice yesterday! Other than the fact the twat that loaded the chain rack attached individual links to the actual rack. Wich left me no option but to heave 3 rails at once off that rack.

It went well! The first time I got lucky and a co worker helped me throw a couple rails! Whom by the way gained my respect by actually knowing how to put on chains right! no bungies, nadda

The second time around took about 40 minutes to put on! 10 minutes to take off!

Is it me or is there always that one rail that refuses to go on tight? Drive me fucking insane! That will do it!

Considering I haven’t thrown chains in a while. It went better than expected! Normally just throwing a set of singles and alternating drag chains takes about 20 minutes! the first few times of the year always take longer…. A lot like the chains, I’m rusty!

FYI, I alternate my drag chains! Something I learned driving the winds of Wyoming and the Midwest. I found I have much better slide control if I have a chain on each axle! Aka, a rail on the left front with one on the right rear trailer axles!

Just something I’ve learned over these years…..