Author: RoachKiller

Yes,

by RoachKiller

I created a personal instagram account! I’ll be waiting for my hackers to screen shot it to me…..

Cmon bitches, show me how good you are!

Hint, it only has 2 posts and 1 friend…

FYI, that’s why those Jackson wildcards are special! Gloss into flat neck paint…..

What a day…..

by RoachKiller

The guys at guitar center did a fabulous job today! I do know I will not take more than 5 guitars there at a time!

Not only did I walk out with a hello kitty guitar! 😉 I almost, almost walked out with a 1 piece body gold top! Pesky kids had scratched the fuck out of the headstock! so that was a no go! If that les Paul deluxe with the mini and p-90 had a 1 piece body that would have been mine! 😉

Yet I didn’t! Eventually I will part with the last 30 guitars! No rush now….. $4000 will get me through till my first paycheck…..

Heard a woman playing the most beautiful piano piece I have heard in a long time! Oddly, she gave me her name! Eeeeks!

So that hello kitty guitar had a weird scratch under the headstock clear coat. So they ordered me a new in box one! Getting excited! with that spike strap, I’m definitely gunna look sexy as fuck! 😉

Over all had a good time…. See ya!

Oddly they accepted…..

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The monark pro and the Harley Benton! Woo hoo! Like I told the clerk, if you don’t just give them to a kid in need….

But they took them! Cool!

See ya! I’m starving and birgerville is calling my name…..

FYI, I made money on this trip! Told ya I had a serious guitar collection…..

Broke down…..

by RoachKiller

And am finally getting this wildcard set up! Different from the one that hangs on the wall! Which is flames maple! This one’s a whopping quilted maple

Or is it poplar burl…..

Any hoot it’s the wildcard Johnny sent me from fender..:

It’s one of those guitars that was set up with a missing Floyd spring…..

Oh the x?

by RoachKiller

Yea that’s her, very top photo! I wasn’t allowed to take her picture. Nor was I allowed to give her any compliment!

If I did severe punishment always followed! If I said you looked pretty. She would reply, “stop why are you lying to me?”

Yea eventually I just stopped saying anything!

That picture up top is the only one I have on any of my camera rolls of her! I had it printed to remind me of what I’m not missing…..

Just think….

by RoachKiller

3 more days of training and I’ll be flying solo…. the day after turkey day!

Yay!

Added bonus, I made enough room in the freezer I can now unplug the fridge in the garage! The “ power sucker” will now be terminated!

I am also on the hunt for a small vacuum that I can attach a really long hose to for cobwebs…. We’re talking like a 14’ foot attachment…..

I’m 6’4” and the ceilings are about 24’ so yea about a 10’ – 14’ attachment….. something I don’t have to grab an additional ladder for….

Oh hunay! If I was gay would I wear those under armour cold gear pants with those grey shorts? While sporting my “ I hear Costco is hiring” black tshirt smothered in a blood stained ford fender hocky jersey?

I know of no gay man that would willingly sport that in public! 🙂

Silly goose! Come on over and I’ll gladly show you how heterosexual I am!

I promise you will be walking bow legged when you leave…..

Oh you know…..

by RoachKiller

It was bad when you fart and the dog looks at you with disgust and turns the other way…..

And I have also decided that the doggy daycare segment will be ending!

Mika is getting old and I think it’s best to cut yall off now so when she does pass. You won’t even remember she existed! cus that’s the type of people you are!

Oh and the soon to be x wife had a birthday! I hope satan reduced the flames a little on your special day…..

Oh you don’t think….

by RoachKiller

These greedy, incompetent fucks of social media have any concept of right or wrong do you?

Anyhoot, I did live number 2 last night! Setting up that brand new positive grid amp!

I set the camera sideways for my 37 minute live and as expected. I received zero views or even hits! ROFLMAO!

Yet I still got credit for that live! Matter of fact because I set the camera sideways. It wouldn’t even let me save any of it for clips…..

Just an fyi for you budding posers….

Oh but that peach ice cream turned out killer! I will post the finale later today…..