Author: RoachKiller

I come…..

by RoachKiller

To the conclusion these trucks are driven by midgets with bad backs while I’m away! I’m telling ya!

What do I buy…..

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For Xmas presents to my nieces and nephews? This year each get a handheld retro game thingy! While the family gets a build a gummy bear kit to do together!

While family outside my local gets a nice box of Godiva chocolate to share amongst each other….. simple, budget friendly and thoughtful!

Cus that’s how an uncle rolls! Brah!

Ya know…..

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I’m new to this company and I walked into the dc at the end of my shift to turn in paperwork. The boss lady said “ here, thanks for being part of the team, blah blah blah….” lol yes she said blah blah blah! Or was it, etc etc etc? 🙂

She handed me an envelope! I was like cool! Finished my business and got out of there! What I didn’t know was inside the envelope she handed me was a fat gift card to the local Kroger!

My jaw dropped and I was like how fucking cool is that? The 30 years I’ve been driving not one company I’ve ever worked for has given me shit except for cheap catalogue trinkets, jackets or cold wooden plaques that you had no idea you were getting! My 1 – 3 million accident free plaques just arrived one day…..

So to get this I was blown away! Never mind the bullshit with the unplugging of my lift 4 times and all that shit! not to mention that bizarre answer I got from that other driver “ he too is being targeted!” Which I still can’t figure out why he said that?

It was just unbelievable! That, that actually made me feel appreciated! Cus I know I have really been working my fucking ass off at this job! Learning all I can from whoever I can! Never giving up and definitely cussing out whoever it was that put the 1 box drop on the very bottom of the pallet!

I also know I’m working very hard to drop that shit, untrusting attitude I acquired working 23 years at Crete….. those twats are seriously fucked in the head! That’s a story for another time!

So with that said, merry Christmas and happy what fucking ever religion you believe in! Me I’m agnostic so unless you got godly proof I’ll just keep on keeping on!

Praise sweet baby Jesus….. oh I crack myself up!

Told ya…..

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I got huge mother fucking balls, brother!

Inflating number 2 just so I can continue to walk funny…..

I’m too lazy to drag out the air compressor so tire compressor it is!

You wanna talk…..

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About some stupid shit? I asked another driver wtf was up with coming back and having my jack unplugged mid charge?

His exact reply was, “ I’m a marked man too?” Like wtf is that shit all about?

ROFLMAO! And no I am not on twitter…..

Oh no…..

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The jc120 will be amazing! Yet every piece of gear I have owned with wheels has been ridden like a skateboard by me at some point of me owning it! All the way down to my Joe satriani peavey cabinets! 🙂

Well damn…..

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$3200 for that batch of 10 guitars! 20 more to go! And I haven’t even hit the mid level high end shit yet!

As a treat to myself I went and finally picked up a new jc120!

So I’ll be using it as a skateboard later….. 🙂

It’s also really hard to explain to these dudes, I make low end guitars sound really good through low end amps! That’s all I do and in return keep the gear they send…..

No I won’t tell you what guitar store in Texas I do it for…..

I did however buy a jc120! I’ll probably end up using it as a skateboard but I got one….. 🙂

Oh hun…..

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This is as close as I come to ever owning a sg! Matter of fact that use to be the one I owned! I’m not a sg fan unless it’s capped! Like a modern…..

Ahhh…..

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These Marshall mh heads? Yea that was Marshall’s attempt at making an affordable hand wired head! I believe they came out before the diesel series?

Any hoot, I’ve had a 50w and a 100w version for years! They never were a show stopper! They are like a crate blue voodoo now. Killer clean channel, more of a plexi gain state now! always had issues with the reverb popping and going out!

Personally I would take a bugera 333xl or a 6505+ over these! But a silver jubilee blows them all away! Yo!

Honestly with today’s tube powered pedals! You can make anything sound like a tube amp…..

But only have 20 more guitars to sell off! Just dumped 10 more…..

Please join me…..

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In lighting a tribute to our lord and savior, Chris Cornell! The only miracle I have ever seen is a blue candle turn to purple….. if anyone can do it, Chris can…..

No wonder…..

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Your god woke me up so early this morning! He wanted me to see all the new neighborhood hotties! Damn someone around here has definitely been upgrading!

No dude what’s cool…..

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Is you walk into your local canned food outlet and the guy that owns the place is shelving product and helping you find the breakfast stuff!

Cus like him, you to think the frozen uncrustables are a breakfast food too! 🙂

That’s fucking cool!

Look what I…..

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Forgot about! All this grub in the fridge in the garage! Looks like I won’t need to buy any food for Xmas dinner! Yay!

Gunna smoke a turkey, make deviled eggs and have an enjoyable day!

Also any of you have a Samsung fridge? The x wife had this thing set way to low which is causing greens in the crisper to even freeze! How the fuck do I turn the temp up on the fridge portion of the show?