Author: RoachKiller

What are…..

by RoachKiller

The chances I come to work today to find all the doors locked on the truck I’m driving today?

Oh and this is the truck where the spare key doesn’t fit the door! Pretty much cleaned out the rack of spare truck keys!

Found one that worked! I don’t really have the energy to walk the stairs again for the 4th time today! So I’ll take these spare keys with me today!

Sorry, but I do believe yall have some issues to deal with…..

No really…..

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All my new jackets now have that butt protector half circle on the bottom!

It’s weird I am at just the perfect height my ass is constantly getting wet from puckered lips….

Look who….

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Is seriously desperate! Who is so broke they had to come all the way from crazy town again to start up some shit ROFLMAO!

Yup that’s right buddy! I’m headed to work! You’re not welcome to follow or even interact! Cus if you or your crazy town members do, your gunna need those million dollar lawyers again….

Bwoop bwoop!

You don’t think that’s what all those porn bot followers are there for do ya?

I’m thinking…..

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Everything in this picture should be my priority today! 🙂

Added side note…..

I was seriously expecting to be a lot soar’er today than I’m not! My muscles are a little tight but that’s it! Wow! Maybe I am getting more fit’er

Oh this…..

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I’m looking into claiming workman’s comp on this one! This was caused by trying to force a key that doesn’t fit a lock, fit a lock!

The spare key fits the ignition but as I learned. It doesn’t fit the door except it does…..

After 45 minutes it finally unlocked the door…… ROFLMAO!

Added bonus….

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You should see how flat my stomach looks! What a work out….. 🙂

Elevator goes up, elevator goes down…..

I had a blast today! More than work but a few things I said to certain people…..

By the reactions I got, they don’t think very highly of their delivery drivers…… ROFLMAO!

Well worth the entertainment!

My day consisted of…..

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330 miles and 19 stops! My day ended with 330 miles and finished 18 stops!

I’m 6’4” and that pallet was taller than me! I had to break down 4-6 or so pallets just like that! Some with 2 stops some with 4 stops!

All a monster pain in the ass! Not only did I roll countless milk crates filled with milk up flights of stairs! I had to fill an elevator twice with product to deliver!

Then all while doing that, I watched a drunk couple do the fight in public situation! Got dived bombed by a bird. Not to mention the returns and product errors all along the way!

So in this scenario, did you win or did I win? Cus it looks to me like I won…..

Ewww…..

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We’re getting excited! They came and picked up our old garbage cans and soon, soon they will deliver us some shiny new ones! Ewwww!

P.s., I never understood why they do that! I have the same size bins as the previous account! Yet now that it’s in my name. They insist on bringing me new cans! ROFLMAO! Ok, we will be waiting on bated breath until the new ones arrive! 😉

I don’t know….

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I’m actually thinking of taking vacation this year in NOLA….

I really want to do mardigras but I also have an opportunity to take a few guitar lessons from a really good guitar player down in Texas…..

I will definitely be doing one this year! I mean this is why I got off the road! You know, to have a life outside of driving a truck!

Bwoop bwoop!