Author: RoachKiller

Oh this…..

by RoachKiller

I’m looking into claiming workman’s comp on this one! This was caused by trying to force a key that doesn’t fit a lock, fit a lock!

The spare key fits the ignition but as I learned. It doesn’t fit the door except it does…..

After 45 minutes it finally unlocked the door…… ROFLMAO!

Added bonus….

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You should see how flat my stomach looks! What a work out….. 🙂

Elevator goes up, elevator goes down…..

I had a blast today! More than work but a few things I said to certain people…..

By the reactions I got, they don’t think very highly of their delivery drivers…… ROFLMAO!

Well worth the entertainment!

My day consisted of…..

by RoachKiller

330 miles and 19 stops! My day ended with 330 miles and finished 18 stops!

I’m 6’4” and that pallet was taller than me! I had to break down 4-6 or so pallets just like that! Some with 2 stops some with 4 stops!

All a monster pain in the ass! Not only did I roll countless milk crates filled with milk up flights of stairs! I had to fill an elevator twice with product to deliver!

Then all while doing that, I watched a drunk couple do the fight in public situation! Got dived bombed by a bird. Not to mention the returns and product errors all along the way!

So in this scenario, did you win or did I win? Cus it looks to me like I won…..

Ewww…..

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We’re getting excited! They came and picked up our old garbage cans and soon, soon they will deliver us some shiny new ones! Ewwww!

P.s., I never understood why they do that! I have the same size bins as the previous account! Yet now that it’s in my name. They insist on bringing me new cans! ROFLMAO! Ok, we will be waiting on bated breath until the new ones arrive! 😉

I don’t know….

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I’m actually thinking of taking vacation this year in NOLA….

I really want to do mardigras but I also have an opportunity to take a few guitar lessons from a really good guitar player down in Texas…..

I will definitely be doing one this year! I mean this is why I got off the road! You know, to have a life outside of driving a truck!

Bwoop bwoop!

Don’t be sad….

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A few minutes work and look ma, it looks better and it’s usable!

As soon as I start dealing with the upstairs again. This will once again be an actual coat closet!

Of course I didn’t toss any of the kids costumes or king fu outfits!

How you say? I’m an asshole but I still love my kids! Comprende’?

I also didn’t realize how many hoodies and t-shirts I have acquired over the years of metal shows I’ve been too!

Holy shit…..

by RoachKiller

When this overseas release only, prototype jersey showed up. It was the wrong size and I was too fat to wear it!

Today is a much different story! Fucker is way baggy and fits like a 4x goalie, only better!

Bwoop bwoop!

Unfortunately it doesn’t have my pentagram logo and numbered 666, but hey it’s still fucking cool!

Don’t be looking at my pp bulge lady! My eyes are ip here…..

Oh and the reason all those jerseys look like alter boy alb’s? It totally went along with the theme….

Oh princess….

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Aka, little man! If I admit to committing a crime and it’s not past the statutes of limitations. I never name anyone nor usually do I tell you exactly what I did!

In this case, and pretty much in all cases concerning you and your little friends. If I want you to know who’s responsible. I always do it after the fact!

In your case, I did it about a month ago…. Go look, it’s all right there in your log files! Look for a South Pacific ip address and an extremely funky USA ip…..

Just doing my part to be a monster cunt like you….

Ciao…..

P.s. I think I might actually have the ph balance on the front yard to a decent level! I see almost zero moss anywhere in it…..

Weeds on the other hand are kicking my ass!

HELLLLO…..

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HOW IS EVERYONE DOING THIS MORNING? YALL HAVE A GOOD, FUN AND SAFE NIGHT?

WHO WANTS BREAKFAST? I GOT EGGS AND FISH COOKING NOW?

DID YOU ALL WATCH THE BALLS DROP LAST NIGHT?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA! 250 YEARS OF PURE, UNADULTERATED SAVAGERY!

I PERSONALLY CANT WAIT FOR THE 4TH OF JULY! THATS GUNNA BE A MOTHER FUCKING PARTY! IM DEFINITELY GOING TO THROW A KEGER…..

NO ITS NOT VERY BRIGHT IN HERE, NOR AM I TALKING LOUDLY!

EVERYONE HAVE A GOOD 2026!

MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON THE SOULS OF THOSE STILL STUCK IN 2025…..

Amazon to the…..

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Rescue! Exactly a 1 hour 20 minute delivery! Bravo!

Problem solved in less than 2 hours…..

Not nearly as nice, fancy or good! As long as they do the job very well that’s all that matters…..

You gotta….

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Rent this movie on Amazon! Keanu is really good In This! 😉 Good fortune…..

I was going to go to bed but I just ordered amazons 3 hour delivery on the new smoke detectors…..

Nest my ass…..

by RoachKiller

Just an update to all you people who bought nest co / fire detectors 10 years ago! Your alarm is a worthless piece of shit now and must be replaced! How do I know? My hardwired alarms decided to alert me every 5 minutes last night! Nothing in the app or on the control buttons will stop the madness!

You have to disconnect them and remove the batteries to get the nightmare to stop! Since they are hardwired, that would mean you bought both at the same time!

Which means you will have to disconnect both at the same time! They will not stop alerting you until you do…..

The only replacements available are from first alert and they will connect with your old beats that haven’t expired yet!

App connectivity is a hard thing to find in smoke detectors and co meters! Search wisely and make sure they are UL listed!