Author: RoachKiller

Told ya….

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She loves sitting on steering wheel!

And how about that, the check engine light finally went out…..

I put on every one of those miles! An aww inspiring feat considering this is a pandemic built truck!

You wanna know what SLC….

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Said when I said I was headed that way to turn in my truck?

They said thank you for not abandoning the truck or stealing freight!

All I wanted to say is, “ what kind of shit mother fucking people are you hiring that, that even has to be brought up or is even a thought?”

I’ve been here 23 years, why the fuck would I abandon a truck when I’m almost always near a terminal? Why the fuck would I risk my freedom over stealing freight? It’s like wtf?

I’m just impressed I gave a 2 day notice! I mean I have been taking a whole lotta vacation and time off the last 3 months….. posting about it on my blog etc…..

Well anyhoot, today is my last day! Yay!

Even Mika is excited! Yay!

I mean look at that, my last load ( sealed by shipper! Really it was sealed by a woman with either a Dutch or Swedish accent? ) and I still have my lock on!

Wow, Crete must really be hiring some seriously shit people…..

It really is…..

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That color blue! But to see that color blue! But to see that color blue, you have to be right next to a bright light…..

I’ve owned that thing for about 56 maybe seven years now and it’s starting to check beautifully….

No, I’m pissed……

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I never found that chick number that from Michael’s, who wanted to glitter bomb!

The main reason I’m mad is cause I wanna know what a fucking glitter bomb is and how that would involve me…..

You know what…..

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Else is a first! I left food in the fridge! Holy fuck, that was even weirder…..

Mika is at least 15 years old! This crotchety old bitch is hanging around just bark and piss everyone off!

FYI, she found the neighborhood raccoons scent trail! She is not happy that fucker is in our yard!

People often freak when they see me with my hair down and then again wearing old man clothes and a hat!

Just wait, when I shave I morph again into a new person…..

See ya!

Well golly gee whiz…..

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The lawyers geek tells me once I get out of the truck I once again need to change my phone simm!

What do you think he knows that I don’t already know….. ROFLMAO!

FYI, I was sitting at the house watching those fucking retards try and re-activate the simm on my old phone!

To funny and I’m guessing you tards are planning on giving me even more of your properties and money?

Fucking morons!

Welp…..

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Her fav thing to do In the truck! She actually asks to do it now! Last time she will!

Never ever will I have to park my truck here so I can go home! 25 years I’ve been parking here…..

There’s something ive…..

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Never done before! I’m leaving clothes in the dryer!

Omg there are going to be so many firsts! I’m excited as fuck…..

I think I can throw that away now…..

No I am…..

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Starting to think I’m going senile! I had a woman give me her number and asked if I would like to glitter bomb her!

I’m in the mood to glitter bomb but I can’t remember where I put her number! J

esus fucking Christ! I can’t remember if she wrote it down or I put it in my phone! I can’t fucking find it! Like wtf?

Well the kids…..

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Do a much better job at decorating the tree! I think while puppy spent most her time humping her bed.

I think we did good!

Really like how the bolo top hat turned out!

Just needs another color on the back! Maybe blue?

The off white wired ribbon really changed the look! But those hand blown ornaments really do shine!

Only thing i truly wish i could do is tie a bow! A big bow made with the extra ribbon would really make the bottom and top pop!

Oh and since the tree is pretty much the same all the way around. I could only get a few fineals to hang like they are supposed to!

What do you think?

Just ran over…..

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To my nephews to drop off some of that home brew iced coffee! Hope he enjoys it! That was full power dope right there!

Added bonus if he digs it I now have a Xmas present idea For him! 🙂

But after a wild 4 days, it’s time to wind down. Enjoy some easy listening instrumental Xmas music on Alexa. Work on the Xmas tree and enjoy my time!

As next week is gunna be a busy fucking week for me!

Next time I’m home, I’ll be home for good!

Wow, so wild to say that after 30 years, and 5 million miles….. kind of brings a tear to an old man’s eye!

Tonight’s dinner is…..

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All the shit I bought at the first of the week, I’ll never get to!

So we got steak, ham, onions and shrooms! red baked potatoes are in the microwave! 4 minutes and they will be done!

All cooked in whatever was left of that box of wine I bought last time I was home! and smothered in teriyaki sauce and herbs!

I know I’m such a prick! I took a whole 10 minutes out of my life to make a home cooked meal!

Sadly I still have all those leftovers I can eat for another meal!

That’s like 5 meals for the price of 1! And I can be guaranteed we are eating good wholesome food! I’m such a bastard, huh?

2 more pictures…..

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And 2 more guitars to hang! Then almost ready to get the carpets cleaned! Lay down the new oriental rugs and homie is done with this room!

Oh and hang that new curtain rod!

Oh and I used donner wall holders this time! Same shot as string swing but a 3rd the price each! $27 for 6!

When you put them together, don’t cinch the collar down tight! Allow it to move! That way when you mount a guitar with an irregular headstock! The collar with move accordingly!

And for goodness sakes, get some good wall ankors! These work good and are the easiest to install……

Now to figure out where to hang those 2 guitars!