Author: RoachKiller

Oddly they accepted…..

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The monark pro and the Harley Benton! Woo hoo! Like I told the clerk, if you don’t just give them to a kid in need….

But they took them! Cool!

See ya! I’m starving and birgerville is calling my name…..

FYI, I made money on this trip! Told ya I had a serious guitar collection…..

Broke down…..

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And am finally getting this wildcard set up! Different from the one that hangs on the wall! Which is flames maple! This one’s a whopping quilted maple

Or is it poplar burl…..

Any hoot it’s the wildcard Johnny sent me from fender..:

It’s one of those guitars that was set up with a missing Floyd spring…..

Oh the x?

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Yea that’s her, very top photo! I wasn’t allowed to take her picture. Nor was I allowed to give her any compliment!

If I did severe punishment always followed! If I said you looked pretty. She would reply, “stop why are you lying to me?”

Yea eventually I just stopped saying anything!

That picture up top is the only one I have on any of my camera rolls of her! I had it printed to remind me of what I’m not missing…..

Just think….

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3 more days of training and I’ll be flying solo…. the day after turkey day!

Yay!

Added bonus, I made enough room in the freezer I can now unplug the fridge in the garage! The “ power sucker” will now be terminated!

I am also on the hunt for a small vacuum that I can attach a really long hose to for cobwebs…. We’re talking like a 14’ foot attachment…..

I’m 6’4” and the ceilings are about 24’ so yea about a 10’ – 14’ attachment….. something I don’t have to grab an additional ladder for….

Oh hunay! If I was gay would I wear those under armour cold gear pants with those grey shorts? While sporting my “ I hear Costco is hiring” black tshirt smothered in a blood stained ford fender hocky jersey?

I know of no gay man that would willingly sport that in public! 🙂

Silly goose! Come on over and I’ll gladly show you how heterosexual I am!

I promise you will be walking bow legged when you leave…..

Oh you know…..

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It was bad when you fart and the dog looks at you with disgust and turns the other way…..

And I have also decided that the doggy daycare segment will be ending!

Mika is getting old and I think it’s best to cut yall off now so when she does pass. You won’t even remember she existed! cus that’s the type of people you are!

Oh and the soon to be x wife had a birthday! I hope satan reduced the flames a little on your special day…..

Oh you don’t think….

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These greedy, incompetent fucks of social media have any concept of right or wrong do you?

Anyhoot, I did live number 2 last night! Setting up that brand new positive grid amp!

I set the camera sideways for my 37 minute live and as expected. I received zero views or even hits! ROFLMAO!

Yet I still got credit for that live! Matter of fact because I set the camera sideways. It wouldn’t even let me save any of it for clips…..

Just an fyi for you budding posers….

Oh but that peach ice cream turned out killer! I will post the finale later today…..

Ok first taste….

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Ice cream not done yet! 🙁 glad I did a little taste test! Needed some peachy liquid flavor from the bottle! Now we wait and let it freeze!

Recipe is simple!

Put –

1-1/4 cup sugar

2 cups heavy cream

In blender and blend!

Then drop in –

1 cup whole milk ( I used 1% milk! )

I used 2.5 canned peach halves! Sliced diced and chunked! ( do it however you want! )

And blend to desired peach bit sizes!

1/4 cup peach juice ( used this as I didn’t have a blender to really mix small bits of peaches into the heavy cream! )

No blender? No problem! Just whisk the shit out of it for about a minute!

Then freeze! You can either scoop and put in another container as it’s freezing or just leave it in the bowl you made it in!

That’s it!

Since I’m a single dude and have to be fancy! I will be scooping and puting into another container as it freezes…..

Peachy…..

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Ice cream here we come! Oddly I have an ice cream maker. Have no idea how it works!

Added bonus, I found a coffee pot in the garage! 🙂

Recipe I found calls for a blender! I don’t have a blender! So I whisked the shit out of it! 🙂

Check back in a couple hours…..

Sorry Leslie…..

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Your recipe was good! I added a few things! ( all done in the air fryer! )

Cut and split a couple dozen brussel sprouts!

Cut several onion leaks as I call them…..

Liberal spreading of bacon bits and olive oil!

Shaken, shaken, shaken, shaken

Left to sit a few minutes in the bowl they were shaken in!

Before adding to the air fryer! I put in a couple chopped Roma tomato’s and seasonings! Not limited to pepper, Himalayan salt, etc with a splash of thin soy sauce!

Cooked for about 15 minutes…..

To Just a touch of crunch!

Also Leslie, if you would like to know where you get the sprouts taste from! Blame uncle dean! If he wasn’t preaching he was eating…..

If you ever…..

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Tell anyone again I am or was an A&R guy! I will personally drive this Subaru to NY and kick your fucking ass!

Every time I went to Nashville I would have some prick at the fuel island. Waiting to give me his media/ press book….

You ever do that again, you will see what happens! It won’t be pretty! Comprende’

The song, unfit for human consumption comes to mind…..

There ya go……

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6 guitars valued at $4000…..

On the auction block at guitar center….

Oh and the Gretch 5225 I think it was! Have 2 of those…. Kept one!

Only have 40 more guitars to go…. Fucking seriously! Kept my 60+ favs…..

As I said I would…..

Some were bought, most were sent to me! Remember, I’m nobody important…..

You all are far better guitar players, atleast that’s what you keep trying to show me and tell me…..