by RoachKiller Non placarded hazmat load delivered! God damn, it’s almost as if I knew what the fuck I was doing, huh?
Yea, you’re probably right! I’m not that good of a driver…..
Your old lady says I’m an excellent swords man though! That’s an even trade off…..
by RoachKiller You don’t want to text with me after I just snapped a picture of an icebox that looks like a vagina!
by RoachKiller This simple little website that I post my nonsense on has just boosted from 3000 unique i.e. unique IP addresses to 4500 so far this month
That’s what zero search engine data included. That means no help from any search engine. That’s word of craziness bro.! Just like with the previous version of this blog, which was raging at 10 million unique IPS a month
I got a hankering that this one’s gonna do the same thing……
by RoachKiller Like I was telling hobo Joe going the other way today! I’m sitting on 12,000lbs! The wind has been seriously fucked from here to Wyoming!
I even had to take 30 to avoid the 45 – 55 mph gusts over elk!
So have a nice life and try not to wreck again!
by RoachKiller I knew I’ve been backed up lately! Literally my ass has been dragging the last couple days!
But Whoda thunk I would pinch 2 Keith Roth, head sized turds in one day! Holy shit!
If I get up off the toilet and this one’s looking at me too! My poop knife is gunna get some serious use today!
You know, the poop knife I keep on my belt loop! Right next to my janitors key chain and pick holder!
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by RoachKiller Old ladies only fans pages going? I’m guessing nothing good since you’re still driving a truck, huh?
by RoachKiller How much better I feel even though that was the most bizarre experience I’ve ever had!
Stopped to take a monster shit. I’ve been waiting all fucking day. Had to deal with a guy in the booth next to me with a screaming kid that doesn’t wanna poop, but Dad saying he has to!
So finally, they leave and I pinched the last loaf. I wiped my ass, Twas a good one. I had to wipe a lot. Stand up to pull up my britches. I looked down in the toilet and I swear to God it looked just like Keith Roth!
It was like having that hot stuff, staring back at me!
So to make sure he understood how I felt I went ahead and pissed in his face.
Update……
That poop looks just like Keith Roth, I was required to cut it into pieces via the poop knife I keep on my belt loop.! Required four good stabbings before it broke up enough that I could finally send it back to hell where it belonged!
by RoachKiller What you cunts are up to today! me I’m just dragging my hazmat loads up and down the highways and bi-ways of this great country!
Minding my own business, doing my own things while seeing your faces drive by and trying to avoid listening to your mind numbing lip flapping!
by RoachKiller People do it, how the fuck do you flapyour fucking lips for hours on end and not say one fucking thing of any value?
How do you fucking do that? Just listening to you flap Your fucking lips is a fucking mind numbing as listening to a drug addict talk about how they hit bottom…..
by RoachKiller The way pookie the fart bubble chaser is talking. It sounds like he/she is finally winning that war inside its head!
Haven’t a clue as to who it is actually talking about. Yet, god damn it pookie! We’re all so proud of you!
All hail pookie the fart bubble chaser! Praise sweet baby Jesus in that poor bastards name…..
Me, I’ll be busy defrosting my ice box!
by RoachKiller You will be in handcuffs and headed stateside within 1 – 2 years, pending trials etc etc…..
Your “ friends” will snitch faster than a recently shaved cat at a Korean buffet!
by RoachKiller “ don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time!”
by RoachKiller $55 investment hits $100 im cashing out and taking your old lady out for a steak and some nookie! matter of fact I’ll probably ask to have both at the same time!
I’m a busy man ya know!
by RoachKiller I almost escaped from la! Almost! Other than the cunt in the black Toyota 4 runner sporting the snorkel! Who oddly sat behind me in dense fog with his high beams on this morning!
Then the escape route from today’s shipper! That could have been bad for all involved! Yet, I pulled it off!
But then, when I hit the big road after escaping the shipper! A mother fucking car flies by me! I watch his plastic front end catch air then rip completely off! Narrowly missed that until the black skid plate rolls under his tire. Yip, came up and slapped me like a cheap whore I forgot to pay!
Luckily no damage was done! For him, cus that cunt sped away like a date who forgot her after morning pill at the glory hole!
( sorry, been a long ass day! Got no good euphemism’s to sport with this story….. )
by RoachKiller Once proud trainers of the geezer persuasion. Who Would love to fat shame other drivers are now slowly turning into tubbies yourselves.
My how karma has that effect on Cunts!
You fat fucks really need to go on a diet!
You know, maybe if you fat fucks would stop stuffing your holes and spent more time training. Maybe your trainees would be better drivers? A thought to ponder……
by RoachKiller I haven’t picked up at that place in years and from what I can see y’all fucked that up too. AnyWho, they blocked off all the fucking exit so you only have one way out now.
I made the mistake of asking another driver how the fuck I get back to the big road? That was a big fucking mistake!
Oddly, I somehow escaped without incident. I don’t know if that was a truck route or not, but I got the fuck out of there!
Now I was told hang a right out of the drive. Hang another right at the light. Go down about a quarter mile hang another right at the next lite. I’d only do that if you want to take out a fire hydrant!
What I would do is keep going straight go to the T hang a left of that light go down past the two schools. A GPS will take you from there.
by RoachKiller All you future defendants doing today?
by RoachKiller Is this a better picture? I tried to make them as truck driver as possible……
by RoachKiller To be as big of an asshole as y’all!
