by RoachKiller For lunch when you deliver to a lot of health food stores! Grrrr! Actually the vegan blueberry muffins are pretty good!
Most these dudes that work at them are gay. So there is not much hostility about…..
Although I’m not gay, it’s still quite the fun! Especially when you get that one who thinks you’re cute! 🙂
by RoachKiller If you find the need for some more monkey food! Hit your fav membership store tomorrow! Get the organic and tell the rug rats grandpa delivered them just for them!
Try the organic! You will totally understand why I said get those….. no weird banana aftertaste!
by RoachKiller My leg is so sore today! ROFLMAO!
Ladies yall lied! Tattoos really do hurt…..
by RoachKiller Bus go round and round, round and round……
by RoachKiller Fucking hurt! The bizarre twitching on certain parts was fucked! TWords the end it really was quit painful!
His design turned out great! Added the color to kinda match Crissys tattoo! Minus the pansexual stuff!
It’s a sakiyaki samurai warrior running from both Mika and crissy! They beat the shit out of him! 😉 looks great and definitely will fit the rest of the motif! Bravo Brian at tron city tattoo!
Still needs a bit of background work but it’s definitely a cool piece!
by RoachKiller I hear the gurgling! It’s fart-tastic…..
by RoachKiller For some ” go fuck yourself “ tattoo artwork today?
FYI, it does hurt to get your shin tattooed…..
by RoachKiller My ass and my countertops will be clean! $44 later…..
by RoachKiller The greatest love story movies ever made! Just imagine John Belushi was sober…..
by RoachKiller I finally got a good nights sleep! Woke up and took the longest piss of my life!
Then I realized I forget to pull the beef out of the freezer last night! So no pho’ tonight! So I’m thinking I will finally go to burgerville for dinner!
I’ve been off the road almost 4 months and I yet have made it there…..
by RoachKiller Telling you that if I sold my entire guitar collection. I could go a year without working? That’s even at today’s guitar prices!
That doesn’t even include my 59 Les Paul! Wich is still on display…. No way in hell would I ever keep that at home…..
have pride in your slides mother fuckers!
by RoachKiller Haven’t found that 2nd gigabit of bandwidth I have on my network have you? ROFLMAO!
Anyhoot my trolls are back in action again. You should hear the voicemail the last cockroach left yesterday! it’s getting old and that really was a stupid fucking move!
Anyhoots, it’s Friday I’m stone cold tired and I woke up later than usual this morning and put on my dirty, “ exploding rancid watermelon “ shorts this morning in my rush!
All day everyone has been asking, “ why does it smell like a rotting potato?”
I keep correcting them, “ no it’s actually a rotting watermelon! “
Loving this new Nash! My other one is a s-63 this new one is a s-57 and it is wicked hot!
I nic’ed her wicked bitch! ( yes after the black n blue song….
https://music.apple.com/us/album/wicked-bitch/1443545437?i=1443545715
This however is still my fav black n blue song!
by RoachKiller The bullying going driver?
by RoachKiller Im fucking old now, doesn’t it?
by RoachKiller Be so jellyz of the privlaged information I scored today!
I now know the secret recipe of galaxy pizza! Ha!
by RoachKiller I just passed a motel sign that said “Welcome all, imaginary friends stay for free!”
Dude for you that’s like hitting the mother load! You and all your imaginary friends can get together and have a party and all stay in the same fucking room……
Book your reservations now!
by RoachKiller Am I fucking sore today! I’m thinking that the 1 hour of sleep I got yesterday wasn’t enough! Usually when I can’t sleep like that I am stressed about something!
Oddly if I am, I don’t know what’s stressing me out…..
All I know is I’m pretty sure yesterday was leg day! ROFLMAO!
Other than the watermelon bomb that exploded in the trailer! It was just a usual day! Twas a good day!
Call in the forensics team! That’s all that’s left of the explosive device! 🙂
by RoachKiller Little man! Maybe next time have your sister with the lisp call me! She sounds like she can suck a mean dick!
Matter of fact, This watermelon vomit on my spandex actually has more brain power than you…..
But thanks for leaving a message! I’ll pass that along to my attorneys…..
by RoachKiller Guitar! Ok not really, I already own my dream guitar! ( cough cough, it’s 22! ) I have never however owned a heavy relic guitar! Well this baby arrived today…. My penis has been rock hard all fucking day!
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