Author: RoachKiller

Definitely my best…..

by RoachKiller

Quick ramen yet! Had a bunch of those pan mee noodles left over from a few days ago! I also have a whole lotta veggies sitting around!

So I made my quick ramen recipe and it turned out well!

Pan fry noddles, meat, veggies all together! Cook to crunchy level you want!

Add about 2 pints of water mixed with 2 tablespoons of beef bullion! Add seasonings, a quick shot of ketchup as there is t enough to add tomato paste! And a quick shot of teriyaki!

Bring to a boil while stirring on occasion!

Omg turned out so good!

And don’t forget a small pinch of Himalayan pink salt! Buuuurp!

Do you ever…..

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Ask yourself grandpa, being this much of a low rent dick! Will god let me into heaven?

Or do you and your friends already know your going straight to hell, in gods name ofcourse…..

Now see….

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If I were a complete dick! I would have ignored the gas guy coming out to turn off the gas. As he can’t get to the gas meter with a locked gate!

So I could have carried an unpaid gas bill in the x old ladies name for a good 6+ more months!

Yet I decided that I would be honest and pay the past due amount today! While also taking over the bill starting also today!

So any previous balance is now the responsibility of the x while moving forward I’m responsible!

See she can be an obnoxious drugged out cunt all she wants! I’ll be taking the high road the whole way through this! Why? Cus I’m not a cunt like her!

I’m telling ya people! Drugs are fucking bad! Don’t do drugs! Don’t be a cunt! If you don’t do drugs, more than likely you won’t be a cunt!

What I’m finding out though is she had been lying to me for years about how much the monthly house bills were!

By my count, including internet I’m looking at a whopping liberal estimate of $350 a month! ROFLMAO! Wow! I really am feeling sorry for this lady!

Not that sorry but enough I’m shaking my head and wondering how psychotic is she…..

Shitty nights…..

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Sleep last night! So when I came rolling in and saw these in the driveway! My dick was hard as a rock! Look at that, exact same size as the old ones just brand fucking new!

I just can’t wait to stink um up! Bwoop bwoop!

My day is…..

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Complete! I was called “dog” by a woman wearing an Alice In Chains shirt! Which surpasses being called “ boo” by a black woman in Birmingham Alabama with 17” fingernails!

Bwoop bwoop!

Oh I swear…

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To god! They took my garbage bins to bring me brand new ones! Oddly I’ve been through this before! So I set up a secondary delivery of new bins in case the new new ones never show up!

So today as the garbage man approaches. I still have no new bins like the tech support dude said I would! So we do it old school!

Honestly I can’t scream to loud! I mean I only pay $35 a month for garbage service…..

Yup….

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I’ve been having a crissy look alike poking around the new instagram account! Go check the likes! If it’s actually her, cool! If not it’s one of my groupies trying to troll again….

The geezers can’t stop…..

My big thing….

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Now is to go to the Clackamas promenade and drive around the tesla charging stations and wave! I usually catch the exact same people on the way in and the way out…..

What?

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Speak up, I suffer from truck driver ear! What did you say? Who are you again? Why do I care?

All things that I say when I hear you talk!

Hachoo…..

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https://youtu.be/kCqz96H4iHA?si=kXduYw16M8cA0XfC

FYI my rule of thumb for winter driving was, 1 butthole pucker keep riding, 2 butthole puckers, start thinking of a place to stop. 3 butthole puckers, it’s time to get off the road!

If you have made it to the part where they have to surgically remove the drivers seat from your ass! You waited to long to get off the road…..

This is why…..

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You never send me grocery shopping unattended!

Cus not only did I get dinner I also got more bbw candles! On sale for $10.99 by the way!

Been letting that yankee candle burn for 4 days now! I had to add essential oil to the melted wax to get it to stink again! ;(

Bbw candles ( bath and body works! ) are by far smellier but last 1/4 the time!

It’s just nice, the house just smells nice! An addiction I acquired from the x wife! It just smells nice!

Big problem I’m having as a single male. I buy groceries like I have a family! I don’t have to do that anymore! An issue I’m slowly dealing with!

Yea I can do it…..

by RoachKiller

But my vocal effects processor is being pushed to the max! Harmonizer and key drop is really pushing it…..

Added bonus I have those matching Les Paul’s! 666 and 667….. unless he wants to play the matching Jackson mars crackles?

Unless he has his own ultras that’s all I got to offer up for dualing banjos…..

Just thinking out loud again!

Unless he wants to do strats? I own damn near every color Strat ever made…..

2 questions…..

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For my old school homies!

I’m trying to remember the names of the chemicals I hauled over the years.

One was valued at $1 million dollars! It was like methyl glycol or something like that?

The other was that 1 I delivered over there around gas city Indiana! Over by that weird old school milk bottle building!

The guy who unloaded it wore a fire suit and required the driver and all pets to move away from the truck. That way if the trailer door sparked when opening. The ensuing fireball would be somewhat controlled?

Or was I the only one they entrusted to run those kind of loads? 🙂