Author: RoachKiller

No I’m fine…..

by RoachKiller

I’m having weird coldness issues! Like I said, even with my sub-zero attire on. I’m having bizarre areas of my body get cold!

Like today it was the tops of my knees and upper legs! With this weird strip of coldness across my abdomen! oh and my nose froze off today! The dripping snot finally froze my nose! Eeeks! 🙂

My lower legs, feet and hands are like usual! Fine!

I think…..

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I was just hit on? I quote, “ you look just like the milkman! Same hair, same beard, same physique! He’s hot!”

Normally my reply would have been, “woo hoo, I got a chance! Yeee haw!” 🙂

Yet since I’m at work I just smiled and fumbled unhooking the door on my way out…..

Yall will be….

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Happy to know. As soon as I got to work I had to poop! It was a good poop! It was a coleslaw poop! It was a plentiful poop!

I HAVE POOPED!

Oh you want…..

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To know about the divorce? I’ll be keeping the house, cars and my retirement!

Right now we’re waiting for all of her little internet friends to finish piling on! That way we can call each and every one to court!

At their expense ofcourse!

So it’s going GREEEAAAT!

I also know I’m 4 months away from being debt free! So yea, everything’s going GREAAAAT!

Minus the price of chew here in Oregon! I need to find some homies that run to Joplin and grab me some buckets……

Yup…..

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Doing great! New tattoo artist will be working on both tattoos! I’ll be getting the Chrissy tattoo first!

Then moving on to finishing up the sleeve!

I never really grooved this guitar! When you compare it to my 2 kiesels and that stienberger I have with the graphite neck….

Is cool but just can’t dig it……

Don’t you love it…..

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When your talking to someone who should know what your talking about. Hasn’t a clue, then when that lightbulb goes off when they finally figure it out….

That’s like Christmas morning for me! Watching that lightbulb over your head finally click on! ROFLMAO!

If you don’t know why the fuel tank cap is off, the yard foreman has no idea why the fuel tank lid is off!

I would ask myself, “ hmmm, did the fuel guy come today? Is the fuel tank full? Oh that might explain it!

Yet, I drove otr and I’m aware of some little things you ain’t! I’m aware some of these unscrupulous drivers carry high volume electric pumps! Wich they use to pull fuel out of your tank and into there’s! At a high rate of speed!

I once had my tank drained in under 5 minutes ( the time it took to take a piss! ) at an east – west fuel stop over in Virginia! By a woman driver ofcourse!

So when I see an open fuel tank that’s not full! I look around to see if there is fuel blow by! Ya know, maybe the previous driver forgot to put the tank cap on?

No blow by? Then I’m gunna ask around to other people and ask if they know why the tank cap isn’t on. When they tell me they don’t know? Then I’m going to assume one of those owner ops they unload in between company trucks felt the need to borrow the fuel out of my truck…..

Hey, I know a lot of stuff, some worthless but most. Is stuff you don’t, but should!

And you are aware they sell anti-siphone cans to put in all the truck tanks that will reduce or eliminate fuel theft!

But you already knew that, right?

Customer keys….

by RoachKiller

Member how I told yall years ago. The way I always do repetitive things like pre trips etc. I find a routine and I stick with that exact routine every time! and if for some reason I have to alter that routine enroute. I start from the beginning!

Well I do the same with key returns!

It’s almost ocd’ish the way I do this!

I never keep keys in my pockets! They are tossed in a cup holder until needed. Then after use, I throw them into another cup holder signifying used!

At the end of the day I put the truck key and customer keys in my chest pocket! Right next to my fav pen! Wich is important!

So when I head back into the dc. I dump my shit at a table, grab my paperwork throw a paper clip on it. Toss it on the stack. Then feel my chest pocket for keys and proceed to put them back! Including truck keys!

Then proceed to walk to my shit. Throw my fav pen in my paper keeper and toss it on top of everyone else’s paper keepers!

Grab my shit, head for the door! When I get to the hot rod. I usually take off my vest. In doing so I pat down all my pockets again!

Thus a last check for keys and my headlamp!

That is exactly how I do end of day! Everyday!

Do you ever…..

by RoachKiller

Ask yourself, “ how did he know about this 2 weeks ago?” don’t believe me? Watch my last posted vblog….. @easyravioli.com

And imagine that! They are talking about bitcoin hitting $80,000! Wow, don’t I say that like 2 weeks ago?

Think of it…..

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Like this! I had pulled into the dc. Emptied the returns, put away my lift and everything else! Another driver pulled in and every fucking stack of pallets he brought back Had fallen over.

So ofcourse I laughed big time! Cus that’s usually my problem! Well I decided to help him restack them. I needed the power lifting exercise as chep and the red chep pallets when wet are fucking heavy!

So I crawl over the stack and start restacking! While I was restacking he was moving my stacks out of the way with his lift!

Now keep in mind I pretty much restacked them all myself. I got to the last red chep and suddenly that thing weighed like 500 lbs!

So I crawled over the stack of pallets I was working and told him, sorry! I’m out of juice your turn. He looked at me like “ how dare you make me lift that 1 pallet by myself…..

Atleast he said thank you before I left! 🙂

Wich reminds me….

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I have to renew my hazmat this year! I wonder if the company will reimburse me? Even if all I do is sling produce now!

That is when it’s actually on the pallet…..

Oh and my picture taking of break down pallets worked excellent today!

I pulled a pallet per each invoice at each stop. Before dumping at each stop I would also take a pic of the pallet I was dumping to verify contents if needed later!

Welp as I’m at the final stop for the pallet I recently broke down. I was a box of bananas short! Flipped through the previous pics. Lo and behold, there wasn’t a box of bananas on that pallet to start with…..

I guess that 136 iq comes in handy, huh?

P.s. I forgot to write up the fuel cap was off when I did my pre trip and there was another top left corner of a trailer with another stick poking out…..

I know…..

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Your special! Your friends with the boss!

You will always notice that someone who is fucking with you at work. Will almost always tell you about there special nic name or how they are friends with the boss!

But right now, I’m just kicking back watching the show the “ family” is Putin on…..

It’s the exact same show I watched at Crete for 23 years…..

Sadly for someone like me, it’s entertaining as fuck! No not the being fucked with portion of the show. It’s the fact im that fucking important or intimidating to someone that are dancing like this…..

All I can say is, “Dance for me some more brothers sisters….. dance!

This week…..

by RoachKiller

They are all complaining that they have to much work! Dead serious! In the middle of the slow time, these fuckers are actually complaining they are working to hard!

Holy fuck! If they would like they can come up here and play in the ice with me…..: