by RoachKiller To god! They took my garbage bins to bring me brand new ones! Oddly I’ve been through this before! So I set up a secondary delivery of new bins in case the new new ones never show up!
So today as the garbage man approaches. I still have no new bins like the tech support dude said I would! So we do it old school!
Honestly I can’t scream to loud! I mean I only pay $35 a month for garbage service…..
by RoachKiller Use the word “ asshole “ in a tiktok….. either that or the cunt I’m talking to reported me again for whatever bullshit they did the last time!
by RoachKiller I’ve been having a crissy look alike poking around the new instagram account! Go check the likes! If it’s actually her, cool! If not it’s one of my groupies trying to troll again….
The geezers can’t stop…..
by RoachKiller Now is to go to the Clackamas promenade and drive around the tesla charging stations and wave! I usually catch the exact same people on the way in and the way out…..
by RoachKiller Speak up, I suffer from truck driver ear! What did you say? Who are you again? Why do I care?
All things that I say when I hear you talk!
by RoachKiller https://youtu.be/kCqz96H4iHA?si=kXduYw16M8cA0XfC
FYI my rule of thumb for winter driving was, 1 butthole pucker keep riding, 2 butthole puckers, start thinking of a place to stop. 3 butthole puckers, it’s time to get off the road!
If you have made it to the part where they have to surgically remove the drivers seat from your ass! You waited to long to get off the road…..
by RoachKiller See that! That’s the kind of pussy I attract on dating apps! ROFLMAO!
by RoachKiller Finally found….. 1 of 2 has been found!
Bwoop bwoop!
FYI “ bwoop bwoop” is the sound self proclaimed chicken haulers would make on the cob radio…..
But yall are professional drivers! I’m sure you already knew that right?
by RoachKiller You never send me grocery shopping unattended!
Cus not only did I get dinner I also got more bbw candles! On sale for $10.99 by the way!
Been letting that yankee candle burn for 4 days now! I had to add essential oil to the melted wax to get it to stink again! ;(
Bbw candles ( bath and body works! ) are by far smellier but last 1/4 the time!
It’s just nice, the house just smells nice! An addiction I acquired from the x wife! It just smells nice!
Big problem I’m having as a single male. I buy groceries like I have a family! I don’t have to do that anymore! An issue I’m slowly dealing with!
by RoachKiller But my vocal effects processor is being pushed to the max! Harmonizer and key drop is really pushing it…..
Added bonus I have those matching Les Paul’s! 666 and 667….. unless he wants to play the matching Jackson mars crackles?
Unless he has his own ultras that’s all I got to offer up for dualing banjos…..
Just thinking out loud again!
Unless he wants to do strats? I own damn near every color Strat ever made…..
by RoachKiller For my old school homies!
I’m trying to remember the names of the chemicals I hauled over the years.
One was valued at $1 million dollars! It was like methyl glycol or something like that?
The other was that 1 I delivered over there around gas city Indiana! Over by that weird old school milk bottle building!
The guy who unloaded it wore a fire suit and required the driver and all pets to move away from the truck. That way if the trailer door sparked when opening. The ensuing fireball would be somewhat controlled?
Or was I the only one they entrusted to run those kind of loads? 🙂
by RoachKiller Fred Meyer had half gallons of chocolate milk on sale for $.99 each! Your dreams will be coming true the next week…..
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by RoachKiller Momma always said! “ your a special boy!”
I’m guessing that’s why this is my one true vice!
by RoachKiller Gotta poop and need my bbq burrito fix!
by RoachKiller I’m thinking you should probably keep those lawyers on retainer! Not the ones from crazy town! the real ones….
From what I’m seeing, yall are gunna need um!
by RoachKiller The chances I come to work today to find all the doors locked on the truck I’m driving today?
Oh and this is the truck where the spare key doesn’t fit the door! Pretty much cleaned out the rack of spare truck keys!
Found one that worked! I don’t really have the energy to walk the stairs again for the 4th time today! So I’ll take these spare keys with me today!
Sorry, but I do believe yall have some issues to deal with…..
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by RoachKiller You about my higher iq and complete disdain for stupidity, greed and envy?
Oh man, that sucks for you……
by RoachKiller All my new jackets now have that butt protector half circle on the bottom!
It’s weird I am at just the perfect height my ass is constantly getting wet from puckered lips….