by RoachKiller Imagine what it would have looked like if I had actually run over that mattress in the middle of the road this morning?
Good thing I was paying attention huh?
We do have us some high quality freebies in the free bin today!
by RoachKiller A lot of women are checking me out from California and Pennsylvania! Sadly, I don’t live anywhere near there…..
On a good note, the woman I have been mentioning my wearabouts to on this blog. Have all been there every time!
So I’m trying to hard? I have t even started trying…..
Please remember, I am not unapproachable! I might look mean, I might look like I’ll rip your head off. Naw, more than likely I have to fart or am working out something in my head…..
See you ladies next time and grow some balls and say hello…..
Cus if you didn’t leave and spent the whole time staring at me. I’m pretty sure you’re interested! Or blind…..
Added bonus, I also recycle…..
by RoachKiller We got some good shit in the free bin tonight!
by RoachKiller How you know a stoner is near? They ride by on there moms bicycle, wearing there moms bicycle helmet oddly coming from their moms house..
Ok so they are either stoners or they are gay…..
by RoachKiller What it’s like to truly go viral on social media? Here ya go!
I promise you it’s not as much fun as you think….
I can take it with a grain of salt cus it’s nothing new. Some little grandma from Iowa wouldn’t take it nearly as well…..
https://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=122104578891257626&id=61587728795087
by RoachKiller You were aimlessly flapping your lips with, right?
And I feel sorry for the dude that went home with the chick in the white button up shirt! That bitch had something crawl up her ass and die!
That bitch stunk! maybe lay off the chicken foot soup ladies…..
by RoachKiller And play some pool if the tables are open! You’re welcome to join me ladies! I won’t expect ya but if you show you can buy me a beer!
by RoachKiller The recipe for the batter is at the end! I added my spices in the batter….. I used my wok to fry the fish and chips! An air fryer was used to cook the clams In the half shell!
My personal choice is the darker side of the fry….
Oh so good!
I used Stella as my beer of choice!
Frozen Alaskan cod, ofcourse defrosted…..
Chips were fried In the same oil and I didn’t taste anything fishy….
by RoachKiller What a “ shark” is in internet terms? In my world that’s a person who is very knowledgable in all things internet, computers, coding and hacking!
A baby shark is someone who is just starting out and trying really hard to show me how smart or good they are! If they are trying to “ show me” they are obviously still baby sharks!
One, I don’t give a fuck and two, I don’t give a fuck!
I’m just kicking back watching the show! I could tell you how to increase your traffic 10 fold. Yet I’m tired of helping people like you for free!
Which in turn you turn around and fuck with me! it’s this weird bullshit ideology crazy people have! I help you, you fuck me over!
So I’ll drop hints here and there. Yet you will always be a baby shark in a giant ocean filled with phish….
My personal accounts are just that! They are my means to have a little fun and do what I do! By no means do I have any interest in becoming a big fish in a little pond! I do however enjoy watching yall flounder…..
So sending your low rent accounts for me to look at not only makes me giggle but proves everything mentioned above…..
See ya, little baby sharks…..
by RoachKiller Feel the POWAR?
by RoachKiller The last time I had Taco Bell? It was at the TA in buttonwillow California!
I remember it well! They fucked ip and gave me the wrong order! I ended up with a big ole bag of luxe boxes! 🙂
God damn that would have been like about 8 months ago…. Ho!
Serious’lee 😉
by RoachKiller The ex wife’s bag of dope containers! That’s addiction quality right there….
by RoachKiller Me with this! How is this gallon refill jug only $17.95?
by RoachKiller Who knew mowing the lawn for the first time since the beginning of winter would be so taxing?
Oddly I only called the lawn mower a Jesus fucking Christ fucking pile of shit, once!
Then I had to dump the very last case of Kirkland bottled ice tea! This case came up from New Mexico!
Doesn’t that suck brah? That pair of Nikes I wear to mow the lawn cost more than you will make in a month….. brah!
by RoachKiller My life entails, these common items! Wich by the way I just had to reorder with same day shipping!
by RoachKiller I am looking g to start a new gig band! Who will I choose? I don’t know, probably people I can fucking trust…..
by RoachKiller I might get my edger to run if I “ jump start” the dirty carb with ether and a little carb cleaner…..
Well I’m off to mow the lawn! See ya later tonight!
by RoachKiller Soaking of the beans has begun! Praise sweet baby Jesus!
by RoachKiller Atleast the beer was good…..
by RoachKiller I was having a nice dinner and wammo I literally feel like shit now!
Holy fuck! I’m going home…. Se ya troll baters later….