Author: RoachKiller

Breakfast is served….

by RoachKiller

Ladies! Hope this will suffice? I only defrosted 1 ham steak each last night…..

Hope yall like ketchup! It’s a staple in my house…. A lot like diet soda pop and a cup of ice! 🙂

That olive oil I recently picked up fucking rocks! I honestly think it enhances the flavors…..

Well fuck…..

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I have been cleared for take off from Seattle! drug / alcohol and background check came back clean, obviously!

They tell me I have a 6 hour orientation to do. Then I will be running co-pilot for about 10 days! Then I will once again be on captains duties!

Sad, I kinda enjoyed this time not working after 30 fucking years of working 70 hours a week!

Working on that riff in captive bolt pistol! When you hear it you will know exactly which riff I’m working on…..

Oddly had….

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A whole 5 viewers with 1 staying the entire hour! Shocked! Definitely shocked TikTok let me get away with playing easy listening standards in the background the whole hour!

lol, here were the final results….. 😉 ( I so amuse myself! ) Added bonus, I really enjoyed that hour of tunes! Very fucking relaxing!

The sunglasses were there to prove my live’ity…..

If you wonder why I did what I did for my first live! Here’s a good reason…..

If it’s not…..

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The washer, it’s the dryer! If it’s not the dryer, it’s the dish washer!

On a good note, I have to get some cupboard center supports!

But 1 more dishwasher load and I’ll be done! Oh and a trip to the store for a new silverware holder…..

It’s starting to take shape….. can’t wait for the gold set to arrive!

FYI, those steak knives are sharp! Totally sliced my finger open puting them in the dishwasher…..

I’ve always been….

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This funny, dude!

It just disappeared for a long while during the demonic oppression years I was married to the stoned, demon spawn of satan……

So which group of you…..

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Ladies would all like to come over and show me a good time for my birthday?

Oh and fyi dumbass! If you or your spouse split. One will obviously stay at your owned house! All the basic laws and privacy laws are still in full effect!

I realize you ain’t the brightest of folk! Yet maybe yall should contact a real attorney before yall even get a hankering of the thought your gunna think!

You didn’t think..…

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I was kidding did you, miihaa? I have 2 loads left in the washer / dryer!

I said I was looking for sorters/ folders! Cus when that last load hits the floor! The work begins…..

These are all the clothes I had floating on the top bunk of the truck….

Not including my flight suite, arctic and regular winter bibs!

Oh and that box, yea that’s bowl decor for the green bowl on the table….. that will be a live session for later tonight on tik tok!

Holy fuck finally…..

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Do you have a junk drawer that sports all your “ extra parts” from puting shit together miihaa?

Sometimes I do too! Years ago I found one of these at store and bought it! Every nut, screw and bolt I had in any and all junk drawers finally had a place! Until I lost the container! lol!

Now after months of searching. I have found them again!

They are called viewtaner and can be found on Amazon and ace hardware…..

Pisser dude…..

by RoachKiller

Well that sucks! I put these riblets into the crock for a long slow burn until tonight!

What I didn’t know is there is no low on this crockpot, Besides warm! So after being in there all night I wake up to make sure it’s cooking and the fucker was boiling! wtf?

So there goes that plan of having fresh out of the oven pulled pork sandwiches for dinner! So what does this mean now miihaa?

This means I will have to let the pork riblets cool down and pull the bones by hand before eating! Luckily the bones are all pretty much the same. So I’ll slap on some rubber gloves and start fishing by hand!

Over all oddly, the meat turned out well! I definitely seasoned this heavy since it was a crock and not bbq! The recipe I used is simple…..

A bag of fresh riblets from winco ( cub foods if your in the upper midwest! )

1 full beer

1 Polska kielbasa

A healthy dose of Worcestershire sauce!

2 cups of hog broth

Half bottle bbq sauce

And any veggies you may want to have with the food! I chose red potatoes!

For bread I’ll be using these cheese rolls I found at Safeway on discount…..

My bad…..

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Our bet, yes you win! With everything going on I forgot!

I only got 601 female replies! You’re obviously far more attractive than I…… 🙂