Author: RoachKiller

Yea I’ve been….

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Busy…. I don’t think the x old lady knew those little flower pots had holes in the bottom! Where they were sitting. The window sill is fucking destroyed!

I want to practice…..

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Before I start working on the house today! Yet I got this oversized cute ass rat asleep on the couch…..

You fuckers are dying to find out who the “ wealthy chick” is I was talking about in a previous post? Ain’t you?

I was gunna tell you but I need some boba! so nope!

But I will tell you I got some more picture frames, some great copies of some pics of the kids! While stopping at the hardware store to get some wall hooks, kitchen cleaner and an outside faucet cover!

To answer your question, no the fun of doing that fake Sarah Silverbush shit we did on twitter. Has literally come and gone!

Now I just watch the which witches on tik tok make fools of them witchy selves…..

I’ll post pics of the 70’s bone smoker, room decorations later tonight!

Yup….

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I actually had to buy some! A lot like having to buy my own butt wipe last month!

Omg….

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My local Safeway has jumped the shark! Fish heads and skinned frogs legs!

Look at the price of that meat! I’ll give you mine ladies, for free with a kiss! Meeeeow!

Woooooo…..

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If I get that job I’ll be shocked! Especially after I said, “ I try to pride myself as working for and being the best of the best!! with all the safety measures, you’re taking, it sounds to me like you have a lot of issues with drivers hitting shit!“ leave out that shit in reality…

Part of the reason I’m leaving the company. I’m with now!

not to sound too smart. I asked what does the average new guy make? She said well right now we’re working 55 to 60 hours a week but no guarantees we’re trying to bring that down to where everybody’s working 40 to 45 hours a week.

And then I ask OK but what is the average newbie driver make here? Because I make a solid six digits here and I don’t want to take too much of a pay cut to come work here.

Now I did the math before she even picked up her calculator and 55 to 60 hours a week including overtime is a decent week. But if they’re trying to drop all their drivers down to 40 hours a week, that’s not a decent week…..

I think about halfway through the interview she started to realize I’m like fuck you! But we’ll see……

Luckily, I got like four or five more fucking interviews to do!

Decided to….

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Fix the handle on the microwave a few minutes ago! It’s and old microwave, builder installed! So I didn’t spend much time on it!

Welp, there was nothing I could do to physically repair the handle except super glue and pressure!

So I fixed the handle and realized I should probably clean the fucker too! Yup, I got the top part you midgets never see.

But as I was doing that, I realized the glass front on the door just slides out! I was like I wish I would have known that earlier! Yet I pulled the glass out to give it a sink shine. When I did, a buttload of broken glass fell on the floor!

I was like, oh fuck! this microwave still has life left in it, I don’t want to replace it now! So I look in the door and there was a buttload of broken glass inside the door. Luckily the glass I pulled out was fine! Woo hoo!

So the previous owners broke the glass door and just replaced the glass and left the broken glass inside the door! How rude!

On a good note, I put it all back together! Handle is handling, glass is glassing and all is well at least for a while before I have to replace that fucker!

As I only replace appliances as needed! This explains the whisper quit stainless steel dishwasher and fridge! While the range is black and the microwave is white! 😉

You tell that…..

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Obviously, very wealthy woman, “ sign me up!”

Under one condition! She will have to slap on that birthday suit, some multi color body paint and roll that ass all over those canvas’s…..

You get her to do that and I will agree…..

And she has to buy me one of these! This looks fucking awesome! 🙂

First totally 70’s…..

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Bone smoker, decoration complete! Only a shit load more to go…..

Remember these are all ideas I got from friends moms….. pure memory from an age gone by…..

Added bonus I have extra of those feathery things! That way I can put them into the fake fern at the top of the stairs to tie it all together…..

Not one of…..

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My scooters coffee, snickerdoodle k cups to be found! Imagine that!

Wouldn’t really matter anyway, not one coffee machine here…..

God damn what a vile, evil bitch!

For now this will…

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Have to suffice over the fire place! Hobby lobby had a really nice, big barn door style piece! Unfortunately it only came in black! Perfect size, shape everything! If they would have had it in sage green that would have sufficed!

But a blank canvass is a cool idea considering what will eventually be imprinted on it…..