Author: RoachKiller

Oh and moms…..

by RoachKiller

What’s that toilet pill you put in the tank that keeps the toilets from turning brown?

I tried some purple ones the x left behind. They didn’t work! So what’s the majic toilet pill that fixes the issue?

Really…..

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Would a gay man wear anything close to this? I think not!

Speaking of gay men. Remember that petit black guy who rolled for I think Shaffer? He lived around here somewhere.

The last thing I heard was, he knocked himself out when he opened the truck door? ( he could have also been the guy who burned his entire face and upper torso when he opened the coolant reservoir while the engine was hot? )

Anyways, I pulled into the dc last night after my first monster fucking run. Lo and behold, I think he was the driver who rolled in behind me!

I wonder what “ accident “ he will have here…..

Like I said, all that Crete stupidity stopped with me when I left Crete! So I didn’t bring it up….. ( I really wanted to though….. )

So wake…..

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Your asses up ladies! We got errands to run and black rock to get…..

Not to mention, shit to do!

And I completely forgot about that stock buy! Sure hope I didn’t miss a spike….

That was…..

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My day! Only a small river of tomato’s ran today! couldn’t find the back door on one place! My smarts truly shined this am! The door alarm uses the exact same key as the door! Hah!

Oh and had this shit scared out of my by a sleeping homeless chick! God damn she scared the fuck out of me!

Overall having a good time! A lot of box trolly today! I mean a lot……

Sorry ladies……

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If you don’t want me to get back together with my soon to be x old lady. Then yall are gunna have to start taking one for the team! Cus I am definitely an old horny mother fucker!

So either put up or shut up! Cus if you ain’t fucking me, you ain’t got any say in what I do…..

Ya know…..

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I was thinking of cashing in a favor with my nephew! He’s like an assistant manager or manager of I think the McMinnville Fred meyers store! ( you will know it’s the right store when you see a goody guy with the same last name as me! )

Anyhoot, every fucking time I go to the self check out at my local store. The mother fucking clerks in charge of that section are always flapping their lips about something!

I don’t know about you but if I’m doing there job. They had better be extremely attentive to me and my needs at this experience! Last time I checked I ain’t getting union wages to the job or even a 401k! Matter of fact I didn’t even get any training to do there jobs…..

So I’m thinking about cashing in a favor with my nephew and seeing about getting some good people working that section!

I dig my local Freddie’s but I also know they get paid very well to make sure my experience goes simple and easy….. so make my experience simple and easy…..

I can’t believe…..

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I did it! I had 1 stop that was like 7 stops deep that I had to arrive before 11:00! Somehow I did it! Even after getting on the freeway the wrong way and having to do 16 miles extra!

Actually had a blast, road camera only yelled at me once today! ( seams to be my average! 😉

Broke down and box trollied all those pallets! Oddly had a good day even though I am soaked and my rain jacket is inches away from me! 🙂

My main disadvantages in this game are, I don’t know any of the roads. Besides the main arteries and my home base….

I also have a big disadvantage in not knowing the secret handshakes at deliveries! Where to park, where the coolers are etc.

Overall I’m still having a fucking blast! I mean I did get to take a massive shit at a closed restaurant this am. With the bathroom door accidentally still open….. 🙂

I guarantee you didn’t do that this morning…..

Why are…..

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The glass containers so much cheaper than the plastic shit? I bought those 2 for $5.99 each! Other than it doesn’t have an airtight seal. It will outlast the plastic versions by forever? wtf

But simple sealed plastic bags solve that airtight issue…..

You might see in the picture. They had the same style 1 gallon jars as I already have but the Amazon version is built much better….. now to order a good grease pencil and I’ll be in business!

Added bonus, with the jar / bag idea. You can place more than one kind of whatever in the same jar…..

So the guy….

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Who trained me those two weeks has a niece who is looking to play guitar! I remembered I had this thing on the block!

Never made it to a video! So I figure he’ll with it….. enjoy!

ROFLMAO…..

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Just talked to the guitar tech where my hello kitty guitar sits! He’s gunna drop a shawbucker in it and set it up with my nyxl’s!

Ewww I’m getting excited…..

Well since today….

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Is my day to relax! I’m thinking you ladies want to join me to find some matching rice and bean jars?

Since those piles of shit you call “ honey” are at work I’ll gladly take you with me! Cus you got time! 🙂