My hands and I washed it all away, washed it all away…..
My future was in….
by RoachKiller Author: RoachKiller
by RoachKiller Snow is coming…..
by RoachKiller Down pretty good! Vale, Eisenhower both below 40 degrees and fine snow falling…..
Enjoy!
Been here….
by RoachKiller Almost 4 hours for a local delivery! Of course one that I couldn’t make otd and confirmed that with!
So stay tuned and let’s see if Crete will actually pay me detentions for this!
So you’re saying…..
by RoachKiller All I have to do to dumb myself down is take Tylenol?
You couldn’t have told me this before I found mass quantities of caffeine will dumb you down…..
Fucking cunts!
Y’all ever…..
by RoachKiller Noticed the amount of unmarked cop cars following yall?
Which reminds me! It’s nice to see your now sending females to promote the “ thinking man chin rub!”
I’m pretty sure the so called men you kept sending were balding their own beards….. I mean you and them haven’t thought up a good “ think” in years! Fucking morons!
No actually I’m in a decent mood!
You little…..
by RoachKiller Company shit bags put on your big boy pants yet? Y’all finally pull up your pampers and decide to be men today?
Yea didn’t think so! Low rent cunts like yourself are what people go to when they are scrapping the bottom of the barrel!
Ahhh yes, yes, yes
by RoachKiller This use to be my place to relax and enjoy time home! This is also the room that the soon to be x old lady would let the dog poop and pee in! As you can see, the heavy pee stains and dried dog poop still on the floor!
I had to stop using that room as the smell of ammonia was far too intense for me! After cleaning the carpets myself multiple times!
Not only was that unfair to the dog! It was unfair for everyone who lives in that house! It was to the point she was incapable of putting in any effort for anything!
I love to cook, I would always try to make meals at least once every time home! she was always to tired or didn’t feel like cooking! Yet if I said, let’s go out to dinner! She would be dressed and out the door before I finished that sentence!
Oddly she would never eat anything I made for us or the kids! ( my guess she was worried I would do to her food as she did to mine! )
She gave up years ago! I gave up 4 months ago!
I’m sure all of you have a story like this….. all I can say is, drugs are bad! Drugs are bad, people….
There is at least 1 good thing! I won’t have to put up the Christmas tree this year! As no one in the house ever took it down from last year…..
Starting to see the reason I’ve been so busy when I go home? Yup, like usual, I’m the only one doing anything to fix years of neglect! It’s now my home and it will be done my way! The right way!
Sad part is, all anyone had to do was take the dog for a walk every day! She has no problem going overnight without pooping or peeing on the carpets!
That simple thing was far too difficult, I guess……
I’ve been thinking…..
by RoachKiller About my plan of attack for single life. For dating in the future, finding someone else to spend my time with so to speak..
I’m sure I’ll do the let’s go out for coffee bullshit for potential suitors I don’t know. Ones I do know, I guarantee they’ll be getting a nice slab of steak from my favorite kitchen……
Honestly, I don’t even think I’ll have to go that far. Or even have to take that much time……
Who’s playing…..
by RoachKiller And why would I want to play along?
Talk about a shit hole of a fucking truckstop…..
She has had…..
by RoachKiller An exciting day! I tire change, a nice cool walk in the mountains! She walked straight into a window and to finish it all off! She pooped one of my hairs out!
Oh that was an entertaining watch! For the most part she does just like at home! Sleeps as close to you as possible. That is if she is t people watching!
At home if you come anywhere near her or her territory she will bark her ass off! On the road she just watches and listens! It actually quit interesting!
Oh and she has started this new thing! Where she huffs and puffs to get you attention! No other reason than to get you to do her something!
Tell you what this old lady is a trip of a dog!
I was just thinking……
by RoachKiller I haven’t brought up anything that’s going to win me a divorce. But I do know that the information I have if I have to use, it will win me a fucking divorce.
I was thinking, if someone were to send me some divorce papers stating the following. That I keep the house, my car, the dog, and all of my retirement.
While they too they keep all of the same, except I give them $2000 for the carpet that they bought when we first moved into the house
No alimony no support on either side. If I were to receive divorce papers like that, I would sign them tomorrow. Just keep that in mind before you let your paranoia, anger and greed take over your thinking process……
Ask yourself this, possible prison time or $2000 cash and paths never cross again…..
Yea I think…..
by RoachKiller It turned out well! Added bonus when the curtains are closed. There is no light reflection on the tv while you’re watching it!
Badda bing, badda boom!
I’ll bet you…..
by RoachKiller If I dangled a freshly filled thc vape in front of her and said it can be yours if you take your car to the repair shop!
She would fly to get her car fixed! I have told her 3 times + I have the money to get her car fixed all she has to do is have the repair shop call me!
Been almost a year! You got 2 months before insurance won’t pay anymore!
I got an idea! How about when I take my car in to be repaired, you can the same and they will be fixed together! Awwww!
Even the fucking rental car is covered by insurance! Jesus Christ lady, lay off the dope and get shit done!
The geriatric who backed into my car at Home Depot! No insurance, handed me an expired and fake id card as a license and promised me the world if I didn’t call the cops!
I’m thinking I was completely justified in getting out of my car and screaming to the dumb mother fucker, “ what the fuck is wrong with you? You dumb mother fucker?
But I digress, drugs are bad people! Drugs are bad! Remember that the next time you deal with dumb mother fuckers like the guy who hit my car…..
By the way the cops name was Ashley and she had a cool tattoo sleeve!
Oh and by the way! It was just 2 weeks ago I texted her to take her car in for repair! Bummer dude! She still hasn’t replied!
Yes, yes, yes…..
by RoachKiller That there be my new big chair! Quit pleased with it! Other than the back should be about 6” higher!
It’s comfortable as fuck and accepts farts with extreme ease!
Love it! Wayfair purchase for only $250 on sale! Guessing that’s why I had to wait 2 months! Cus regular price was like $409.00
Waiting to clean the carpets cus I’m gunna rent a machine and do the whole house at once! So please excuse the dirty carpets!
Yes I’m embarrassed, yet oddly that’s the filth the x old lady liked to live in….. I guess! Cus I own a carpet cleaner, she for some odd reason couldn’t use it…..
Oh you didn’t…..
by RoachKiller Think the x wife would take on the responsibility of the dog for my last month on the road did you?
Nah, her new life is far too important to worry about anything from her old life!
Me and the dog will survive! We always do!
It’s really….
by RoachKiller Happening, hot stuff!
Yea I’m out of ideas! Just using the next best stupider…..
I was …..
by RoachKiller Sweating this one! I didn’t see some new growth quickly. I was gonna have to cut that antique cherry tree down. I gotta keep it superduper trimmed and it might survive……
Oh, who knows……
by RoachKiller What the crazies are doing! I’m busy doing what I do. I don’t give a fuck what these morons are fucking up to now.
They continue to get in my way, I’ll bulldoze them over like I did a million times before. I’m tired of fucking morons. I’m tired of stupid people and I’m tired of fucking crazies and fucking stoners!
So the way it works for me, cause I’m gonna do what I do. They’re gonna do what they do and neither will our paths cross.!
I understand how important I am to these dumb motherfuckers. Unfortunately, for them, they’re not that fucking important to me……
There’s an old saying, “live and let die! “
I am being more than…..
by RoachKiller Generous with you lady! I have offered up my home to you! Just so you have a safe comfortable place to stay!
It might not work out but at least we all will know you are safe and healthy…..
Just don’t steal my kashi ever again!
Here’s the problem lady….
by RoachKiller I’m standing outside waiting for my ride share! You are running around your car screaming “ omg, omg!”
I politely ask if you need some help! In which you reply, “ I have my big girl pants on! I can kill the spider in my car myself!”
Hmmm, as I can’t stop giggling! I’m sure you can, I’m sure you can! Just right after you stop running around your car screaming, “ omg, omg!”
Sometimes you just gotta love people! Especially your neighbors! Now on with the show! Omg, omg!