Tag:  Canadian Cooter

Look what I…..

by RoachKiller

Forgot about! All this grub in the fridge in the garage! Looks like I won’t need to buy any food for Xmas dinner! Yay!

Gunna smoke a turkey, make deviled eggs and have an enjoyable day!

Also any of you have a Samsung fridge? The x wife had this thing set way to low which is causing greens in the crisper to even freeze! How the fuck do I turn the temp up on the fridge portion of the show?

The dog and I…..

by RoachKiller

Are going to decorate the tree with these fancy hand blown glass ornaments! ( I’m seriously into hand blown glass artwork lately! ), work on the kitchen and drink some hot totties! with that gentleman jack holliday bottle from last year!

Added bonus, I got some replacement blankets!

Also decided I’m really craving cabbage rolls! So I’ll probably be making those by scratch too! Just sounds damn good!

Hang tight…..

by RoachKiller

Your old lady said she’s gunna give me the delivery man, birthday surprise for this! she gunna take out her teeth and everything!

You would think my old lady would do it? Nope, she’s too busy going all schitzo and shit….

23 years, mutder fuckers! ( spoken with a bitter beer face of a woman, who took her dentures out! )