My youngest…..

by RoachKiller

Daughter is “ pansexual “ so even though she still thinks I don’t approve of here sexuality. I never treated her any different!

The only thing I ever said was, “ we might have a problem if you ever come home with a girlfriend hotter than your mom!”

So no, I don’t give a shit what your sexuality is! It’s like social media! I’m not trying to hit on you by commenting! I’m just here to interact and have a little fun! Usually at your expense! 🙂

Really, I don’t want to fuck you…..

Oh and go with the Clorox toilet tabs! If it doesn’t wash away the shit stains. The water will be so dark it just covers them up…..

Yay early day…..

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Man I have been wanting to try these hot house tomatoes for a while now! They are worth the wait! Gorgeously good!

Yes I put them on my sgehtti! Awesome tomatoes!

I’ve also been thinking about security on these prison loads! Now I take them to where they go! They are preloaded on my truck. So basically I grab and go!

To take me out of the equation I have now figured out that I don’t stop! I grab and go and don’t stop till I arrive at where they go! My truck is tracked so that solves any issues!

Why am I posting this thought? Well something simple as security is always something I think about! Not to mention I can think of a million ways I could get fucked!

So that’s my answer to that!

Welp told ya…..

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I got 10lbs from my first goal weight! In the last month of working the new job. I have lost 15lbs.

Thus explains why all my shorts are loose and my belt is now wrapping an additional 2 holes around my waist!

Yea I need a new belt! Unfortunately, buying new shorts this time of year is slim pickings…..

Last nights dinner minus the cheese whiz in a can! I’ll save that for nachos on mid week Friday! and the gravy for fresh potato’s another day!

FYI, my goal weight was 50lbs less than I was 6 months ago! And my final weight goal is 250 lbs! I am now at 308!

I usually stay at 330 but divorce and unhappiness will add a few pounds like tv cameras….. 🙂

Im really…..

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Starting to be embarrassed for the twats I call “ groupies “ who are still using social media in an attempt to troll!

God damn you worthless cunts really are pathetic! I’m starting to see why after all these years you’re still pushing the shopping cart home…..

Cujo needed…..

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Food so I figured it was field trip time! She did GREAT! no barking, no aggressiveness at all!

I was so proud! Even the shaved head lesbians were jelly’s of how cute puppy and I were! Ha!

I burn through…..

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A lot of pens at work! I also know that the “bigger” style pens I like to write with ain’t cheap! So for $25 I buy a bulk box of factory second pens! ROFLMAO!

They are mostly the bigger pens I like for Pennie’s on the dollar! Not to mention, I get some pretty cool pens every time!

Ok…..

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Just say no to these boot socks! They are thin and actually make your feet slide inside your boots!

These boot socks below on the other hand, rock! They are warm, thicker and your feet don’t slide inside your boot!

They get an a++++ in my book!

Slowly but…..

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Surely I turn this place back into a home! See that? I actually closed the pantry door today! It’s been how many years since that happened?

My guess what initiated this process was finding a full box of rice crispies with an expiration from 2022…..

But today’s objective is to clear out the coat closet! And get my bags of clothes out of the way until I can get the 400 other steps needed done to get my dresser in order!

Still undecided on if I’ll use the kids old dresser or I’ll go buy a new one? Haven’t decided yet….

I will atleast cycle the modems, firewalls and maybe reboot the other appliances that keep my awesomeness awesome!

Not my…..

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Trash! That is however the cb antenna that finally fell off and made that amazing gazillion to one shot into a hole on the step…..

No I’m having a blast at work, why?

Oh and…..

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Thank you to whoever snagged my brand new charge cord for my lift while I was on a day off!

This new lift hasn’t been able to get a full charge since I was given it! 60 to 90% was the best.

Since you replaced my new charge cord with an old broken charge cord. My lift has now achieved 100% charge!

I figured it was either the cord or a loose connection on the battery! Welp thanks to your greediness! I was proven right about the cord….. bravo! Bravo!

Nothing pisses…..

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Off a troll more than being caught in another lie! See I’ve found that in the trucking industry. Trucking trolls have a very short shelf life! Remember that!

Yet with this new job I’m being put into many a uncomfortable situation! Oddly, I’m guessing with all of your attempts to show me I’m not that good.

I have time and time again shown you that all those awards hanging on my wall are legit! And that I have earned every one of them……

Unlike you, I can proudly boast…..

I felt so bad…..

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There is this lovely young lady at work I recently met! She tells me she has an adhd issue! Doesn’t bother me….. uh hello, crissy…..

Yet today was a long ass day! My whole objective was to put the truck away, put my lift away and get home before the dog bursts on the floor!

Mika has this new thing where she will hold her poop and pee until I get home! Even if that’s 15 hours later! Then as I walk through the door she howls and runs for the door to be let out!

So I feel bad this young lady wanted to talk and I had to cut her short! ;( I did hear about her awesome achievement she accomplished this week! YOU GO GIRL!

Matter of fact next time we are both around the yard maybe I can get her to teach me a class B truck! Cus I won’t drive one until someone trains me on the basics!