by RoachKiller Car in SLC was a $330 initial investment! I arrive here to drop it off and now my initial investment, or money spent was $82 for car fee and $60 in gas!
So for $142 I made it home! with a refund of $182.00
Added bonus I just got the new job which starts in a week! Is literally just down the street from the house and I actually get paid overtime!
Woot woot!
by RoachKiller I still get monster nervous on road tests! ROFLMAO! 5,000,000 miles and I get nervous like it’s my first time! Awww…..
Either way, the head of maintenance gave me my road test! Nice fucking guy, I learned a shit load from this dude!
Almost all there gear here has disk brakes! So that was a trip learning about that…..
Let’s see what happens next!
by RoachKiller Couple pairs of these adidas in the closet! Feel great to wear but is it just me or do they look like golf shoes?
Just wait till I break out the electric blue run dmc adidas I found too!
Yes I will be washing the kitchen floor today! Crissy and her military boots really blackened that floor….
by RoachKiller It’s a neat car! Mileage was far better in normal mode than Ecco! 52 mpg is unreal! Yet you do have that battery replacement issue just like a Tesla…..
Neat car Toyota…..
Personally I would get the non sport model with the same features! That nose cone is way to big and to low!
by RoachKiller At the grocery store at 06:15 this morning! While almost breaking an entire case of wine by placing a gallon of milk on top of it?
Plenty of fiji! Got another physical coming up! coconut egg nog coffee creamer! a gallon of milk for my koshe and most of all. Another box of wine for cooking!
And thank you to the black lady at Safeway wearing the scrubs. Who helped me stack all those wine bottles back up…..
by RoachKiller Idea how badly I want to see if the next door neighbor is treading or not! I also wonder does she treadmill naked or with a bikini on? They do live in a black painted house so who knows…..
Yet since they refuse to password protect their WiFi stuff! I just might…..
A while back I was using there printer!
by RoachKiller For someone who moved out, and refuses to speak to me. You sure do spend a lot of fucking time on my social medias…..
Just fucking weird!
I’m also thinking that now that the dining room is almost cleared out. I might put up the big tree! Have I got a decorating idea for that tree…..
Fishing Santa and all…..
by RoachKiller 12 hours to the T and a whopping $60 in gas
by RoachKiller Horny after doing a 750 mile drive in 12 hours. Come on over in about four hours, I’ll give you the best 32.48 seconds of your life!
I promise the second time while last longer!
by RoachKiller The cute rat are doing just fine!
Added Bonus, I finally found my ford fender black 666 hockey jersey….
by RoachKiller 52 miles to the gallon on the flat at around 48 through the hill at 70 miles an hour!
Bravo Toyota, bravo!
P.S the little troublemaker figured out she could climb on the center console. Which gives her easy access to my diet soda that I just refilled…..
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by RoachKiller The password to my people net is a square. You start at the left top and do the square all the way around……
by RoachKiller Room for a guy thats 6’ 4”…… not a fan of this one though cause it’s got a vibration I don’t like it. Like a bad trailer tire thump or an out of balance steer tire! It’s driving me insane! Luckily, I only have to drive a 750 fucking miles!
by RoachKiller Finally has accepted the black panther as a real toy in which to sleep on! Only took a month…..
Can you believe the soon to be ex-wife just stop caring about that face! It’s so cute!
by RoachKiller Will I be getting my dick wet before, after or during?
Cause if I’m getting my dick wet, I’ll gladly go…..
I could definitely use a trim!
by RoachKiller Mad at all! I’ve been with this company too long to give a shit anymore. So when I walked in yesterday to the office with a chip on my shoulder, it wasn’t because I was mad.
I was seriously stressed out, but I wasn’t mad. I don’t want an invitation back and I wanted to make sure I didn’t get it……
23 years of unadulterated hell is more than enough for any man, woman or child
See even the dog is fucking worn out…..
I told my fave dispatch guy Tom to go fuck himself. In the nicest possible way! And anything that was needed to be said was said. Good luck to all the other assholes. I’ve dealt with over the years here that are fucking real piles of shit.! good luck to you and I meant it!
What I’m in shock about is this hybrid Toyota Camry they put me in guess the same miles to gallon as my Subaru! 40 miles to a gallon that’s part-time EV! Wow!
by RoachKiller Are sending me off with a beautiful sky!
And a picture perfect view of the front range…..
Someone needs to tell those Mormon gods I don’t believe because I don’t like yogurt that much!
by RoachKiller Soul suckers! They gave me 225 prison release money. So that covers gas and the rental car. But don’t forget when you do a rental car you gotta leave like a 200 fucking dollar deposit on top of the rental car fee!
Oh, and don’t do like I did I forgot how many fucking winter clothes I had on that top bunk. This entire car is filled with fucking laundry bags full of winter and a puppy. She’s mad at me.
Anyway, finally free we’re gonna get the fuck out of here. Try to figure out what civilized life is like!
But this morning, when they came to wake me up and check in the truck last night I decided you know every fucking time I work my ass off to clean the truck. They end up fucking charging me anyways and then I have to fight to get my fucking money back. So I did a light cleaning and vacuuming. Let’s see if they charge me for a fucking cleaning this time.

by RoachKiller We stuffed what was left after a large garbage haul into the back of that Toyota Camry!
I don’t know how we did it but we did! In 750 miles we will be fucking free!
It was sad though! I put half a million miles on this truck! That wasn’t it, it was finding all the kids old safety jackets, toys and crafts they made when out on the road with me!
Always brings a tear to my eye!
Oh and I found Tammy! 😉
Inside joke! 🙂
Threw away all the pillows except cougar, threw away all those extra blankets I would keep in the truck! In case of emergency, homeless or accident….
Now we go spray it down, vacuum it out and wipe it down……
In 5 days it will officially be 30 years of otr, 5,000,000 miles and a whole lot of bullshit to go with it…..
P.s lee’s grocery store sells those garbage bags! They fucking rock for $4! They are like those really strong ridged crockery bags only garbage bag size!
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