Don’t be…..

by RoachKiller

Laughing at me young lady! I’m not the one who was stupid enough to buy one those ford vega mustangs! You know, the ones that disintegrate on impact with anything…..

Believe me, I’ve seen many of them in pieces on the highway…..

Atleast we know natural selection is still a true thing…..

What’s the plan…..

by RoachKiller

For today? I’m gunna give 17 and 22 a spin! Put my big balls on the lawn for everyone to ogle!

Take pup pup for a walk, go grocery shopping! Maybe work on my omelette flipping technique so I don’t make scrabbled eggs again today!

Work on the studio! ( I got those 3 30” monitors I finally have to install On my desktop! )

Oh and buy a cheap vacuum with a hose attachment to suck the 1” of dust of all my shelf queen rc cars…..

Oh and make the bed! I promised someone I would send them a pic of how I finished my extremely comfortable and enjoyable bed! 🙂

Oh and maybe think of an idea on what to do with Lincolncity.net

Who you….

by RoachKiller

Trying to bully, brah? All these years and you still need me to be the big brain to power your stupidity!

Ouch for you! ROFLMAO!

Meanwhile I’m just doing my own thing and being loyal to the one who was loyal to all of you in your times of need!

I highly recommend yall crawl back into the holes in which you came from to never be seen again! Cus homeboy ain’t gunna be the big brain for any of you ever again! Comprende’?

I come…..

by RoachKiller

To the conclusion these trucks are driven by midgets with bad backs while I’m away! I’m telling ya!

What do I buy…..

by RoachKiller

For Xmas presents to my nieces and nephews? This year each get a handheld retro game thingy! While the family gets a build a gummy bear kit to do together!

While family outside my local gets a nice box of Godiva chocolate to share amongst each other….. simple, budget friendly and thoughtful!

Cus that’s how an uncle rolls! Brah!

Ya know…..

by RoachKiller

I’m new to this company and I walked into the dc at the end of my shift to turn in paperwork. The boss lady said “ here, thanks for being part of the team, blah blah blah….” lol yes she said blah blah blah! Or was it, etc etc etc? 🙂

She handed me an envelope! I was like cool! Finished my business and got out of there! What I didn’t know was inside the envelope she handed me was a fat gift card to the local Kroger!

My jaw dropped and I was like how fucking cool is that? The 30 years I’ve been driving not one company I’ve ever worked for has given me shit except for cheap catalogue trinkets, jackets or cold wooden plaques that you had no idea you were getting! My 1 – 3 million accident free plaques just arrived one day…..

So to get this I was blown away! Never mind the bullshit with the unplugging of my lift 4 times and all that shit! not to mention that bizarre answer I got from that other driver “ he too is being targeted!” Which I still can’t figure out why he said that?

It was just unbelievable! That, that actually made me feel appreciated! Cus I know I have really been working my fucking ass off at this job! Learning all I can from whoever I can! Never giving up and definitely cussing out whoever it was that put the 1 box drop on the very bottom of the pallet!

I also know I’m working very hard to drop that shit, untrusting attitude I acquired working 23 years at Crete….. those twats are seriously fucked in the head! That’s a story for another time!

So with that said, merry Christmas and happy what fucking ever religion you believe in! Me I’m agnostic so unless you got godly proof I’ll just keep on keeping on!

Praise sweet baby Jesus….. oh I crack myself up!

Told ya…..

by RoachKiller

I got huge mother fucking balls, brother!

Inflating number 2 just so I can continue to walk funny…..

I’m too lazy to drag out the air compressor so tire compressor it is!