Speak up…..

by RoachKiller

We in the parking lot can’t hear you! Something about “ you think you have this all figured out?”

We all want to know how that turned out for ya! Then we all want to know who the fuck you’re talking to…..

Amazing the shit you hear stupid people say, really loudly…..

Luckily they have the exact same frames as I bought 3 years ago…..

In the 3 years I’ve owned these they have saved my eyeballs twice from flying metal and burrs hanging off trailers…..

Not to mention luck! That’s what saved me from that flying brake can that flew past my head at the truck stop…..

Yea it was at a pilot in Wisconsin! I was walking g in to shower and a spread axle drove by. Hit a pothole and his brake can blew off! You know that sound effect in like in final destination? You hear it when something is fly to kill people! Yea that noise is true life…..

I’m wondering…..

by RoachKiller

If the x wife will be able to buy everyone’s love this year with mass quantities of presents?

Me, everyone got 1 decent present! If it’s not good enough for ya! We’ll then return it and fuck off!

That’s probably why you didn’t get anything from me this year, huh?

( If you need a mower I found this on the neighbors corner this morning at 05:00 when I took the garbage out thinking it was Thursday….. )

See that….

by RoachKiller

You spend a few bucks and a few hours cleaning! Your place will slowly turn into a home!

Everything has their place, their container…..

I call it…..

by RoachKiller

The hail satan grift wrap set!

It looks great as long as you don’t look at it from any side view! 😉 hey in my defense I never said I could wrap……

Unfortunately I have no idea how to spell any of there names! Hell most of them I can’t even remember there names!

I’m a face guy…..

Aww TikTok…..

by RoachKiller

You will notice my followers are on a spree! Once again I have been connected to a porn bot follower system! they do nothing but increase your views and annoy the fuck out of you!

Last time I deleted over 3000 porn bot followers off my account! This time I’m just gunna let um go!

Now there is also a glitch in the tik tok matrix!

See where it says “ account not found?” That would be my ex wife! Now the glitch is when she is online. I will flip open the app and for a brief second or 3 or 4, her picture will show!

Which tells me she is online and using the app! Do I care? Nope! It does however give me a split second opportunity to finally block her if I choose!

Well that and if I was a stalker I could use that as an opportunity…..

Eww that ruffled…..

by RoachKiller

Some feathers! Lately I’ve been getting complaints from customers! I haven’t a clue as to who the fuck to tell them to contact!

So today, using my most recent experiences as examples. I asked the night guy!

Now I’m not a pussy! If I’m saying it to the night boss. I have no problems saying it to the accused!

Like I did tonight! Yet by doing this it really seams to have ruffled some feathers! Honestly wasn’t trying to. I was literally trying to find out the info!

Cua these customers look at me like I have any power to help!

FYI, I don’t…..

Still having a blast! Got a new regular route. That one starts at the end of the week!

Yes, I’m still having a blast! And yes, I’m quit aware a lot of people live miserable lives and wish to take you with them! But thanks for the info….. I’ve driven OTR for 30 years! I’m quit aware of the miserable lives scenario…..

ROFLMAO…..

by RoachKiller

Yall are in the wrong neighborhood! Don’t yall live on the other side of the tracks? You know, down there in the slums of yuppy ville and lands of gentrification?

Anyhoot, just kicken back watching the friends of the pedo and the fake forensic computeroligist…..

Must be a Holliday week……

Anyhoot! Got plenty of wrapping to do! See ya!

Hey…..

by RoachKiller

I’m here, have been for a long time! Your having an issue you talk to me! If I don’t hear from you I’m guessing you’re fine and all is well!

Sorry to tell ya but unless you talk I don’t know your situation! Comprende’?