by RoachKiller Light load, high winds! Nothing like looking in your mirror and seeing your trailer riding in the lane next to ya!
You should have seen the guy who was empty behind me! If his butthole wasn’t sucking up that seat he was obviously wearing an anti gay sex device!
Praise sweet baby jesus, hail Satan! Fuck y’all I’m taking a nap!
by RoachKiller Like I was telling hobo Joe going the other way today! I’m sitting on 12,000lbs! The wind has been seriously fucked from here to Wyoming!
I even had to take 30 to avoid the 45 – 55 mph gusts over elk!
So have a nice life and try not to wreck again!
by RoachKiller Sometime ice cream is far more important than chasing Sarah Conner pussy!
by RoachKiller Wonder, “ how many company trucks were rolled or jackknifed yesterday in all that ice”…..
Cus y’all go way too fucking fast on ice and snow…..
Tonight we just might have some fun and report all your troll accounts! See how many we can get booted!
Me I’m gunna moisturize my face cus I just shaved and it itches!
by RoachKiller How I made it on time for my delivery this morning! I woke up and this website was lit up like a Xmas tree on Halloween!
Yet I get up there and no chains were required…..
Like I always say, I dunno, I just drive the truck!
by RoachKiller 
70 shut down and Loveland pass is just as bad…..
by RoachKiller Shit sucked! Going there I ran into a wall of slush about 3 inches on the ground and just fucking blizzard style slush!
Then on the way out general snow. the temp was below 32! Watch out on the bridges where it’s a giant sheet of fucking ice!
It was doable if you took your time. But be very careful of those fucking bridges! The longer you wait the darker it gets the worse it’s gonna be!
Me I’m gonna have some bacon wrapped pork tokens, and call it a day here soon. Maybe your old lady will come out and give me a handy who knows….
by RoachKiller I’m really fucking sore! Today I got to throw maximum chains! All to drive on wet roads for 30 miles!
First of all I was shocked I had 6 rails that were all intact.
Second of all California is really pushing this chain law shit!
Third of all, I’m officially tired of snow!
Best part is, I now have a nail in one tire and a chunk of chain in the other! You can dodge lost chains in the middle of the road! You can’t dodge broken links in the road! ( you can’t see them! )
FYI, supposed to be a blizzard up there tonight in Truckee…..
Yet considering this is the 3rd season using these same chains! I’m pretty sure they have earned there keep! Too bad most will have to be thrown away after this season! They are fubard!
And that’s why I usually wear my carhartt winter bibs when chaining! Except it wasn’t snowing…..
Rusty chains will do it to ya every time!
by RoachKiller Only seven hours from the 76 south of Phoenix to the bug station! And a half hour of that was just trying to get through the bug station. The other five hours was just trying to get over Ashland!
On a good note I only had to throw chains once! excluding the two chains that broke! I am impressed as these are the same chains. I got brand new when I got the truck brand new so we’re talking three-year-old chains!
I will tell you I will sleep extremely well tonight!
Even though tripcheck.com, said no restrictions, carry chains or traction devices!
And this is the asshole up right in the middle of the fucking road so no one can get by, to throw chains!
I will tell you today has proven the exact reason for the term “ trucker tarded!” The saying “ a group is only as smart as the person with the lowest IQ.”
Is fucking spot on!
by RoachKiller Get to the chain check and they tell me that just put chains required back into effect! So i got turned around there!
Then a lovely b&b truck just stops in the middle of the turn around detour! So that’s where we all were stuck throwing chains!
It gets better!
So I make it about a mile and hear the infamous thud of chains on metal! Fuck! My drag chains broke a link! So I run that thing till I get to a good spot to change it out!
Right as I finish tightening the last cam adjuster. A state crew guy walks buy and says, “ chain law has been lifted!”
I cried a little over that one…..
by RoachKiller It to where chains are required yet! Most of these fuckers just went and fell asleep in the middle of the slow lane…… when they shut the mountain down last night…..
by RoachKiller Doing today? Y’all still telling everyone your fucking with. That they ain’t being fucked with and it’s all in there head?
Typical low rent, sociopath bullshit! welp I gotta run! Chains are required….. see ya!
by RoachKiller To know what Houston is like right now? The highway is slushy for the most part! They are NOT deicing the bridges! Big, long, small, short, they are being left as is and they are slick as fuck!
Surface roads are slush, other than that driving through Houston is like driving through a big town on Xmas day…..
Oh and everything, and I mean everything is closed!
P.s. as of typing this it has begun snowing again! Very lightly but yes it’s snowing! Temp is 30°’s and maintaining!
This is what it looked like into Conroe from the rest area at the 124 on I-45…..
Like Xmas morning, awwww! Or the day after a hurricane…. Awwwww
by RoachKiller For shitting on a road sign that said, “ don’t mess with Texas!”
Yes that be snow here in borderlands Texas!
by RoachKiller Windshield wiper fluid reservoir fix!
this one was a motherfucker! The washer fluid froze somewhere down there in New Mexico when it was -8°. So I did my ritual throw in a little bit of rubbing alcohol and that should be that.
No, It didn’t do a fucking thing! So to remedy this, I had to stop and buy 2 pint size bottles or quart size bottles of rubbing alcohol from Wally world. A new gallon of off the shelf washer fluid. And a gallon of 2020 mixed with water and a small hint of antifreeze, small drip.
So I had to pour a full quart of rubbing alcohol into the fresh bottle of washer fluid. A Drop of antifreeze with alcohol into the gallon of water in 2020.
Now, finally after almost a week of no washer fluid, I finally have a fucking washer fluid!
Praise, sweet baby Jesus…..
PS to you drivers going the other way. Yes that is ice all over the side of this trailer and snow all over the back of the trailer and the white stuff on the tractor is left over from when I ran over that meth dealer couple weeks ago…..
by RoachKiller I told you I was fucking psychic, and I was going to prove it to you when we hit Wyoming!
Did I not say, “ we will see at least one Amazon truck in the ditch somewhere between Rawlings and Cheyenne?”
Told you I was fucking psychic! That’s number two first one was on elk second one was right before Sinclair!
Ha, I win now fuck off!
by RoachKiller Your truck from jackknifing!
I have found the easiest way to keep my truck from jackknifing it’s simple. Is by not putting myself in a situation where my truck could possibly jackknife!
And if I am in a situation where I have to keep driving, I slow, way the fuck down and use extreme caution…..
Duh!
Most of all if it’s a situation where I just gotta keep going to get to a place to park.
You know one of those butthole puckering rides.
I’ve been known to pull off, slap on a set of single rails, maybe a drag chain or two and get on down the road!
by RoachKiller I heard on the news today. Was a guy say come on out the roads are great. There’s nothing out here to hit! cause I’m the only moron on the road.!
That made me laugh so hard……
by RoachKiller A blast with this! I can pretty much say what ever the fuck I want! Any fucking time I want and as many times as I fucking want!
As long is it’s legal! I can do it!
This to this in half a fucking mile!
by RoachKiller You and your boyfriend never should have stopped in Seville! Another 5 miles and you were clear all the way down!
I’m not making fun of your sexuality! I’m just trying to help you see. Everyone already knows you’re a gay trainer!
Now you’re also fucked as that snow was coming down hard and the fact it’s now below 20 degrees. Also means all this shit is ice now!
Now you and your friend have plenty of time to switch positions! Top, bottom, bottom, top…..
Remember to wear a condom!