Category: Road Life

What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!

How many…..

by RoachKiller

Rabid fugly transsexuals will I see drive by today?

Only 1 yesterday! Wich is down from 2 the day before…..

Well, that’s……

by RoachKiller

A big no no! Receiving rewards or payment to “ fuck with certain people or persons of a group!” Not only puts the person doing it at liability, but also the person paying!

Praise sweet baby Jesus! Every day that passes these motherfuckers, dig thier graves deeper and deeper and deeper!

Anyone else……

by RoachKiller

Forseeing a daughter like bio mom situation unfolding? Way I’m figuring it, like in nine months I’ll be getting a call from the state asking me if I wanna be a dad again?

The big question is, do I?

Trying to…..

by RoachKiller

Figure out a way to digitize this. Make it searchable, all while being so simple to do! Like taking that to the recycle bin! That easy…..

That shit builds up quick…..

Your…..

by RoachKiller

Barking up the wrong tree again, hobo joe! This phone also has no bitcoin on it!

Only the smooth sounds of the easyravioli.com exchanges and a few phone numbers of your old ladies!

So, good luck with that, hobo Joe!

Unless that’s what you’re actually looking for? To see my trades before I talk about them! If I even do…..

Omg, you really have no idea about crypto do you?

You have been telling your followers all these years shit I post and talk about! Omg, how funny!

Oh and don’t…..

by RoachKiller

Forget this time home I will be going down to get my fbi background check and finger prints!

How many of yall do you think I will see there? Well besides your pictures hanging on the “ most wanted wall?”

My guess, zero.zero but maybe a few groupies will be spotted as their lives are really quit pathetic…..

So if you’re an Asian lady boy, you have a desperate market with them…..

Yes, I have repeatedly heard of these drivers sending money! Last one the chump was sending $50 a month…..

In his defense, maybe he liked Asian lady boys…..

So what…..

by RoachKiller

Did y’all hit and run over this week?

I think management should do a weekly update with the amount of carnage yall leave in your wake!

They won’t cus you know if they did, you would find out that what I’ve been saying all these years is spot on true!

Oh and do t forget the dry pucker requirement…..

You’re boring me…..

by RoachKiller

Boo! Like watching tik toks of your old lady promoting her onlyfans page.

If I wanted to see rancid cooter. I would just look out my window at the truck stop parking lot!

No no no….

by RoachKiller

I saw the twats at the loves where I showered today! I even talked to his ho!

matter of fact I even watched crackhead bob run away from my truck when I came out of the truckstop!

I will tell you, those were some excellent choices in “crazy” you chose today!

Nope I’m not paranoid, I’m just telling you what I see….

FYI, I was coming out of Mississippi a couple days ago and oddly, my tablets sim disappeared while I was driving down the road!

Hmmm, makes you wonder huh…..

I was shocked…..

by RoachKiller

I walked into the men’s room at a Wally World store and there was no one jerking off!

I figured since that’s a very hot search topic all you only fans ho’s would be in there daily for content!

Oddly one of the nicest shitter I’ve been in…..

Now that……

by RoachKiller



My old lady was able to pay off her car that She bought new and By the way, paying it off all by herself!

When she finally takes it in to have the damage repaired from when the 95 year-old man backed into her car at the gas station.

I’m pretty sure this is how you will see her drive down the road……

P.s. For those of you with your sob stories about how you finally were able to buy a new car. Then shortly after it, you wreck it.

I would think that is your subconscious telling you you’re a pile of shit and you don’t deserve a new car…..

Just my opinion!

You all……

by RoachKiller

Really need to stop pissing off the transsexuals! They have been talking with their fucking man voices all fucking day long on the CB…..

You know…

by RoachKiller

I have been on the road for 30 fucking years this year. When the fuck did the society of Cunt infiltrate the industry?

Maybe they’ve always been here and I just never noticed? But stupidity and cons run way to rampant in this industry!

Male or female you’re a fucking Cunt!

Maybe I just come from the school of hard work dedication and caring enough about what you do for a living, gives you pride!

The fact that you can do simple, mechanical work to save yourself time. The fact that………

Hey boo…..

by RoachKiller

You really need to pull the microphone down on your Bluetooth tech support headset!

Cause when you walk by people out in public and you’re talking to yourself . You end up looking as crazy as the over smilers!

Cus I sure the fuck know you weren’t talking to me and walking away from that conversation…..

Have you…..

by RoachKiller

Ever asked yourself, “ how did I become so fucking important to people, who until today. I never knew even existed?”

Then it hit me, I’m that fucking good at what I do! or they are that bad at what they do?

Thoughts to ponder today while watching the stupid drive by….

Oh no, so it has begun, the slow painful death of another update degrading out of the box…..