What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!
by RoachKiller Actually, I bought three of them today a barracuda, a PF and a hot box! All to fuck around with and play with see which one we like the best!
Oh my bad, also bought the new version of what we’ve been using last 10 years. With included Wi-Fi and cloud……
Cause I’m that kind of caring professional! 🤩
by RoachKiller To see if I can get Billy to do a child abuse video. For those who don’t know, he was a little boy in Idaho, whose mom was on a meth bender and set him on fire!
If you’re looking for inspiration, this kid is the guy to give you inspiration. Not only was he burned over 70% of his body, but the kid has a mind like you wouldn’t believe. If I’m gonna guess I would say he’s gonna be the next tech lord if he’s given the right opportunity to advance!
Don’t worry, he’ll never have to see his mom ever again……
by RoachKiller Started up a fund to supply your cellmate with commissary money. So that way every night when he’s ass fucking you, he will be paid to punch you in the fucking back of the head and tell you to shut the fuck up.!
So every time I say the word geriatric Cunt! I have to put a buck or two into the pond!
As of right now, your future prison husband has about $300 worth of commissary coming his way!
Like I said before, you started this war I plan on finishing it…..
by RoachKiller That with every “ update “ the only thing that really changes is the looks. While all the technical almost always reverts back to prehistoric times?
I mean if I have to reboot daily to get your prehistoric shit to work! Don’t you think I should atleast not have to re-enter all the same data that was there before reboot?
I realize yall are supposably the best of the best. Yet like my hackers, if you ain’t given the info you need by someone else. You ain’t hacking shit…..
Same goes for this insanely stupid shit!
I know, you have to work the bugs out! Oddly, why weren’t 99% of the bugs worked out before release?
This is the only company I’ve ever worked for that has had this much trouble keeping their shit online and stable….. from the qc to the peoplenet……
Oh but let me guess, if I was a low mileage slacker my shit would work perfect all the time huh?
by RoachKiller That I have all the main players dipping into the honey pot! It’s time to insert the wasps…..
Praise sweet baby Jesus….
by RoachKiller Mad that I called you a geriatric Cunt? Or that I said your sister with down syndrome was smarter than you?
by RoachKiller Those turbins on and let’s get the fuck out of here!
Except for you, with the starlink suction cupped to your hood! you’re kind of a dick……
by RoachKiller Be happy to know that for $24 including shipping! You too can buy your very own set of keys for your enforcer lock!
Cus obviously after 5 months I ain’t gunna get them ordered via SLC or crete……
by RoachKiller You were able to gather together an entire group of people that are stupid enough to believe every bullshit thing you tell them. Thus explains why I said you should become a cult leader.!
Not only are you charismatic like a used car salesman. But you know exactly what bullshit to say to someone, to get them to believe what you’re saying is true!
An ability I am glad I do not have. I would most definitely use that power for evil just like you…….
by RoachKiller Are y’all enjoying the recounted stories from people about real child abuse? How do you feel knowing you’re screaming child abuse cus your dad’s yelling at you for not doing your chores? Or being stupid? Or being brought home by the cops?
How does it feel to realize you’re a little spoiled bitch?
You woke fuckers really need to wake the fuck up and realize it’s not child abuse it’s a dad being a fucking dad! But I’ll gladly continue to have people share their child abuse stories from when they were kids! Like I have a daughter who can tell you how her bio mom Locked her in the closet. I have a daughter who can tell you about her bio Dad who’s a pedophile!
So do you really wanna go there because it’s not pretty it’s not sugar coated like it is on your fucking daily news report about all the death and destruction to children!
by RoachKiller Do you think they are going to do when I go all reputation defender on her ass?
by RoachKiller Just stopped to get fuel and I think it was an Atlas or united van line’s truck was next to me. He was sporting his Bluetooth headset and flapping his fucking lips.
He was so busy with this conversation he didn’t notice His fuel hose fell out of the tank.
Spraying fuel all over the side of his fucking truck! So when I say the stupid will use a Bluetooth headset to talk all the time. I really meant they will use it to talk all the time!
Maybe if the fucker would’ve been paying attention to fueling, he wouldn’t have been squeegee the side of his fucking truck…..
by RoachKiller On poopy! We got 200 more miles we can ride today……
by RoachKiller A psychotropic or other prescribed mood enhancing drug that mimics a person on methamphetamine?
Reason I’m wondering this is I just saw an old lady at the truck. Stop at the checkout in front of me who was obviously on something! I would’ve guessed shed been up for a day, day and a half on meth. But I don’t know for sure. I will tell you, even the turbin’s were giggling at her.
I’m gonna have to look that up because her eyes didn’t seem that dilated…..
by RoachKiller Tattoo artist yesterday to make an appointment! Bummer dude, you never called back!
Luckily I have another artist in speed dial! So on with the show…..
I’m a simple man, you want my business, you call back…..
by RoachKiller Bullshit! Even your sister with Down syndrome doing remedial math using her fingers and toes could figure that one out!
My guess you pulled that load for one of them super duper important drivers….
If I arrive at tcall at around 1200 tomorrow with 5 hours to run. The next load is under 900 miles and delivers by 23:59 the next night.
That would put me there around 1600 on the 4th! Give or take 2 hours pending a shower or extra long shit…..
You have really got to stop using the “ average driver rules” with me and drivers like me!
Stay tuned!
by RoachKiller This is month five since I went into the Salt Lake City terminal and ordered extra keys for my enforcer lock!
So if you ever wonder what kind of resistance you will have to deal with while working here? There you go……
by RoachKiller If you got off your fucking ass and scroll down. All your micromanaging questions would be answered!
Yet, I digress I keep forgetting how important you are that you’re incapable of hitting the arrow down button….. cupcake…..
by RoachKiller Has anyone at Crete safety notified DOT yet that a tire thumper is antiquated? I just watched a DOT cop use a tire thumper on a truck in front of me at the scales……
Someone needs to call DOT stat and tell them that is an acquainted method!
by RoachKiller When you fuck with your customers. You do shitty work or you allow someone on the outside to come in and influence your opinion of a paying customer.
Eventually word will get around, and your customer base will dwindle !
Case in point, who remembers the old Bob’s rental down on McLaughlin? They Retired the building and it became a radio control hobby shop.
I had a lot of fun driving on the track with my car, so did my family. but then the low rents showed up.
These new people didn’t like certain clientele that was there. For various reasons other than their own selfish need!
when I would go not only would I pay the track fee, but you know I’d buy sodas. I’d buy parts and you know it was a great little once a month, you know once every couple months enjoyment. And over the years that I went there, I spent a lot of money and I had a lot of fun!
But It got to the point where the stupidity of the special needs people, and I don’t mean handicap. Became too overwhelming for even me to deal with!
So I just stopped giving that hobby shop my business. And obviously there were other people who felt the same as I. Because within two years, the place is closed. Went out of business, I guess in this case when you let the stupid rule, the roost.
You get what you deserve!
I have plenty of examples where the special needs people and I don’t mean mentally handicapped. Come in, push out the actual paying customers and the place goes under!
Every time that happens, I drive by with a big smile on my face. When you let the stupid rule the roost you get what you deserve….