What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!
by RoachKiller The show the newbies are putting on today! My advice, if you’re going to be fucking with someone in order to steal their spot as a god!
You really might want to know your enemy! Otherwise yall just look like even bigger worthless cunts…..
Double u stands for WHORE!
Oh and don’t forget to say, praise sweet baby Jesus! Cus without that fallacy yall got nothing to fall back on to prove what good, honest, trustworthy people you are!
by RoachKiller I realize we’re about the same age. It’s obvious I’m a little bit smarter than you. Due to the fact that I didn’t run into the wall. You obviously ran full steam right into that motherfucker!
Remember a few years back when I said, “you really need to put the lotion on the skin?”
Yeah, lady, I was talking to you……
I will tell you, though it was nice to see that big bright smile of yours! Obviously your hemorrhoids aren’t flaring up this week……
by RoachKiller The other night I randomly came down to check on the truck! Had the usual guys parked down here! Including the new batch of car lifers!
All usually mind their own business. Yet when I came down. There was a silver version of this car. Parked with people inside! The shady type, ya know!. Wouldnt have thought anything of it except the car had no plates or even a temp permit in the window!
They left when I left so I followed behind a while! They kept looking behind them like they were being followed or something…..
Anyhoot, drug deal? Truck thieves? Parts thieves? I dunno just keep an eye out……
I don’t know who this granny is but that’s the model ford Taurus…… just silver with black accents…..
by RoachKiller Sore as fuck!
Stay cool today! I waited until 20:00 last night to mow the back yard! Still was drenched in sweat by the time I was done! Hot hot hot!
by RoachKiller Don’t forget to wear your scarlet W when in public! It’s only due to the shame you brought upon yourselves by advertising your only fans accounts via social media
W stands fore, “ whore!”
by RoachKiller Believe in smack!
by RoachKiller When the last batch of mental retardation walked by! “ where did they find this batch of retardation?”
Cmon even you low rents have to have some form of higher class people you know?
by RoachKiller The best way to piss off my old lady at breakfast is,
Say everything like forest gump and keep calling her Jenny!
Oh I had so much fun! 🙂
by RoachKiller After having to constantly replace the sprinkler heads after the kids would mow the lawn. Yea I stopped using it!
So I went and picked up this really adjustable, cheap sprinklers from ace hardware! I was shocked how adjustable these things are! From a small area to a large area these things actually work better than the inground system!
Added bonus you can daisy chain them together and basically do the same shit an in ground does only without the monster hassle!
$18 for 2 at ace…..
Longevity is unknown but I’m sure you can get atleast a summer out of them…..
by RoachKiller Tell you how much I drink! Both those cases are atleast 7 years old….. still full and still good!
FYI, that kiwanda crème ale is damn good!
by RoachKiller Now that my pain in the ass has moved out. I now get to rip out all the tracer appliances I had hooked up to the home network!
I got some cool shit planned! I learned some cool shit and I totally ass fucked some uncool people!
Now if I can just figure out how to put all these into one package! I will be a millionaire I tell ya, a fucking millionaire!
Stay tuned!
by RoachKiller Little tea pot short and stout! Here is my handle here is my spout!
Told ya I’m much cooler than you!
by RoachKiller I’m gay now doesn’t it? In my defense, this thing can almost diagnose brain cancer! The health checks this thing does far outweighed any Fitbit I could find!
I hate watches but fuck, I’ll suffer for a few months…..
by RoachKiller You mean I now have an inactive device with the built in radios I need. that now has more value to me than it did as a miner?
Oh no, not that…..
by RoachKiller Apple bees for dinner and pretended to be pirates! I like rum, fyi!
Not sober enough to drive! I’m scared as the old lady is driving my ride….
I’m scared now! I also don’t like being a passenger in my own car!
by RoachKiller To the local PD officer who drove by with the ultimate 70s bone smoker cop mustache!
(Look where your going dickhead, Ford escape just tried cutting me off without actually being in front of me.)
But back to what I was saying, bravo it was like watching an episode of chips!
Seriously be proud of that stache dude!
And be sure to follow their advice on their sign, make an appointment! You’re gonna need it……
by RoachKiller Ya ready to go? Or do we got to wait for you to finish putting on your lady hair and lipstick?
Either way, see ya
by RoachKiller Of maybe driving by those fellow employees houses that oddly have driven by mine! Maybe even stop and chat with their neighbors!
Dunno, we got the ones in Beaverton, Vancouver, Salem and if I feel real bored! Maybe I will even hit the ones In The Tacoma / Seattle area….
Maybe take them a free prescription of their hair tonic medicine…..
We’ll see, cus if it rains today I’ll have the time instead of mowing, dethatching and aerating the front yard!
Who now’s, maybe if their old ladies are home I’ll get a piece of ass while I’m there too….
I mean it’s only fair right? They steal from me so I take from them…..
by RoachKiller The pedophile ready to roll? We got work to get done today!
Oh that’s right, you’re part of the woke generation! You don’t know how to work! It’s government hand outs for you….
by RoachKiller The three old external IDE hard drives that were stolen out of my truck years ago. They were worthless crap just had old backups of old computers.
I hope you were able to use some of that stuff on your projects. I do believe there was also a back up of envision power board 1.1 on there or was it 1.3?
Either way, if you could send me back a copy of the envision power board 1.1 and a copy of the very first porn site template I ever made, nakedviolence.net. I’d like that template back please I give you no permission to use it……
Oh, and I want the batch of pictures of the hot blonde chick standing in the garbage can. I want those pictures back and include her verification of age ID picture and where they came from…… ounique.com
Thanks,
With love the guy you stole from!