I am down…..

Here In the keys! The only reason they sent me here was cus they knew I would get a million mini skeeters in my truck!

The most dangerously annoying skeeters!

Ones that with one fail swoop will drink 1000 times their body weight in your blood! To the point they can barely fly….

Yes I have The Beach Boys song stuck in my head!

Do you remember……

When all the important people agreed, “ we will see where they take this?”

Excellent idea, cus as we speak they of course thinking they won’t get caught! Are taking it over confidently far!

So kick back, watch the show and remember good girls get to ride my dick while bad girls are stuck with that pile of shit they call their baby daddy!

Honest to goodness…..

I really have no idea how I pull this shit off! They dh me from a completely different direction than the actual directions! I use the gps as they tell me it’s truck safe! Roflmao!

Um yea, some how I pulled getting here without hitting anything! Don’t ask me how, but I did! According to the elogs gps it was all truck route safe!

Um yea, I’ll never do that shit again!

Now that was……

Interesting! Had to stop and get a snack at the truckstop and there were two people other than the clerk there! there was a gomer pile who was stuffing shit in his pants and a redheaded woman with a pink pussy octopus tattoo on her leg and one of those fucked up nose rings in her nose.

I didn’t think anything of it but when the redheaded lady saw the dude, who was stuffing his pants with merchandise. she got superduper fucking nervous. Why do you think that was? Like she started shaking nervous?

I know these dudes out here are some serious piles of shit. But she could’ve easily taken that dude by slitting his throat with her finger nails! I mean, that’s exactly what I thought I would do if he started something!

I’m serious. She looked visibly shaken after seeing that dude! Just a mixed breed Mexican short hair wearing A pollo shirt. stealing shit from the truckstop, typical half breed dude.!

God dammit, now I wanna know the fucking story….

Just watching….

The show! My oh my what a show it is…..

Y’all are working hard for this one…..

FYI, I do believe I saw that female laundry natzi from Wilmer…..

You know, the one whose panties ended up in my washer and in tribute to her cuntyism I hung those bitches from my cb antenna until they finally fell off…..

Oh……

And you putos that had your paycheck stolen off your EFS cards. My one question is this, were you using the EFS app on your peoplenet?

There is a reason I have a special Work Phone that I use for personal work stuff! Once you put that data into the peoplenet.

Any one of these cunts out here will, then also have access to it! Especially if their key fits your truck…..

Ewwwww, fancy……

Don’t worry, they fucked up that one too. Can you not adjust your logs? Does it just give you that basic three portion screen? summary, HOS, and navigation?

Well, don’t fret you will need to stop and click on driving I believe. As I just automatically go to settings every time they do a update.

But this one you click on one of those buttons and it will take you to the settings to turn on loader, L O A D E R!

And then you’ll see a shit load of little green dots with a whole shit load of little names that you’ll never understand what they mean! Scroll down to where it says loader, make that dot green!

Wammo, your pile of shit once again will be a working pile of shit!

Have you ever noticed that when you rely on Christians to do their jobs! shit like this happens all the fucking time……

Praise sweet baby Jesus covered in barbecue sauce on a bed of Boudin…..

Right now…..

They are doing everything they can to get caught!

Next to actually walking up to the cops or my lawyers and saying, “ hi, we are the group of people who have been harassing and stealing from this guy!”

All because he can do what we can’t!

Well that and they are just sure they can get to my 9 bitcoin…..

Oddly, they ain’t smart enough to realize, they is barking up the wrongs tree!

What’s even funnier is if they would have followed along with easyravioli when I started it. They wouldn’t be trying so hard to steal what I got! They instead would have their own…..

But I digress, slackers will be slackers!

P.s. you can’t fight stupid! Remember that! Save yourself the headache!

I wonder……

If the homeboys in the black Kia all wearing white EarPods in the back of the parking lot at Petco.

Realize that that was obviously a police sting waiting to happen! So I wonder if they were stupid enough to do one of those smash and grabs at Petco?

The obvious signs of what was happening was one all the police cars in the surrounding parking lot two homeboys all wearing EarPods that value more than the Kia they were sitting in……

I’m so sad……

I almost cried! I got to where I had to pick up today and I had never been to the place before at least that I can remember.

So of course I asked the shipper. OK how does it work here? they went through the procedure red light green light red light green light! Grab the seal out of the back of your trailer. Come back up here to get your paperwork.

So I do what I’m told and I have a fellow employee come up to me and ask what do I do? so I explained it to him right? And you can kind of tell when you’re talking to somebody you gotta explain it to twice…..

I hadn’t even made it through the first explanation. The guy goes. Oh I don’t care and walks away.

well, why the fuck did you even bother asking me, dickhead?

Don’t worry, he didn’t listen to a fucking word I said anyways, so he got up there he was unprepared!

You’re starting to see why I explain shit twice if I will explain anything at all? Cause some of these people out here are some serious Cunts!

All you people……

Down in Texas. How come you people lose so many fucking old people? Every time I come down there you got countless silver alerts floating on the billboard!

What the fuck y’all doing? just saying, all right you’re getting in your car. Here’s $50 for gas and eventually we’ll find your body……