Category: Road Life

What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!

In order for you……

by RoachKiller

To hack the cameras, you either have to go in through the network or you have to be within 50 to 100 feet of the camera or bait station itself.

Now it just happens that the last time you tried to hacking that camera. I rebooted everything twice. Which means you didn’t go through the network. You were within 50 to 100 feet of my fucking house.!

So what does that tell me? What do you think I should do to you in retaliation? Because I will not let that slide.…..

Next time I’m home……

by RoachKiller

I have a new quest! I have to figure out a way to keep the neighborhood pussies out of my fucking yard!

Every morning, almost the exact same fucking time they go walking past my front door!

I’m thinking about needing some meat for some Chinese food…..

Hey boss man….

by RoachKiller

I gotta know, where the fuck are you able to find this never ending supply of fucking retards? It wouldnt be so bad if they could mind their own fucking business!

Yet none of them can!

I’ll pray to your god for you. In hopes you’re able to find a batch of drivers that ain’t retarded! Praise sweet baby Jesus! I know that even your god will have a hard time with that objective!

All hail satanas……

by RoachKiller

Ya know I’ve had some interesting conversations! That was definitely an interesting one! I am also very good at interjecting when you talk about shit I don’t want to hear about…..

Yes we are related, no I have no idea about any of the family you’re talking about. ‘‘Twas nice to hear from you after all these years!

Sometime I’ll explain crypto to you! If and when I can ever tell you how I pick my winners! Cus honestly I couldn’t tell you if I tried!

I just tell everyone my spirit guides Joseph smith tells me what to pick!

If you ever wonder where I get my boyish good looks from! Yea it’s him…..

No wonder…..

by RoachKiller

People think I’m gay! My dog prances when she walks! She shakes that ass baby!

Seriously, that was a lot of hard work to get her that happy! We both did a lot of walking, curb pooping and general barking at strangers…..

No I’m not gay! I like the Poon way too much!

What is wrong……

by RoachKiller

With you fucking hoe bags merging? Is your Lu Lululemon‘s too tight? Is that spandex top You’re wearing compressing your boobs into your fucking heart slowing down your heart rate? then in turn not leaving you with enough blood going to your brain?

This is the second hoe bag in two weeks who panicked at the end of the on ramp!

I see you, I got nowhere to go. I back out of it. What do you do? You panic, slow down when I’m slowing down. You speed up when I’m speeding up. In the end, you end up having to slam on your brakes to avoid sideswiping me. Then you have the balls to call and complain that I almost drove you off the road!

My recommendation, you whores need to learn how to fucking drive! Especially around big trucks! Otherwise you’re gonna end up being one of those fucking idiots. We hear about on the nightly news……

Fucking idiots!

Then to top it off, you drive-by with your fucking phone in your hand!

Yes, I will……

by RoachKiller

Be changing the skin on easyravioli.com. As that was one of those AI generated themes that I wanted to try out. It’s just fucking horrible and it doesn’t work with any extensions yeah no! I like the theme on this one the best so I’ll probably modify it to work on easyravioli.com who knows……

Anyone else……

by RoachKiller

Get a chuckle out of somebody who is talking to you like you have a fucking clue as to what the fuck they are actually talking about?

Today was a good…..

by RoachKiller

Day for puppy! I’m thinking she’s feeling better! She was running and jumping everywhere today!

So much so I was actually shocked! I just kind of let her lead me around for our walks!

As you can see the hair is starting to grow back! so I think I’m right on this!

I will tell you sleeping with this bitch is worse than sleeping with a woman! Every morning I wake up slammed against the back wall of the sleeper. All while she has the entire bed! Of course always sleeping as close to me as possible!

I did find something she too enjoys watching! Shows on ancient Egypt! I woke up from a nap and her eyes were glued to the iPad watching this show! 🙂

Moral of the story? It’s taking time and a whole lot of work on my part to get her comfortable with the truck! Not to mention leash trained and getting those teeth of hers shinier!

In my opinion it’s work well worth the time!

Yet she has a little over 3 weeks left and her and I will be done with the truck!

praise sweet baby Jesus! ( that’s sarcasm….. )

P.s. I’m also wondering if she didn’t Hoover up a little crumb of chocolate off the floor…..

I got an idea…..

by RoachKiller

Why don’t you have your internet boyfriend start paying your bills?

Oh wait, you and him had a scheme planned to try and milk me for every penny I have! My bad!

On with the show then…..

We will see who wins in the end!

Woo that sucked….

by RoachKiller

My first job interview in 23 years! I guess it was successful as they want me to come in for an in person interview!

Huh? Go figure!