Category: Road Life

What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!

Pulled in today…..

by RoachKiller

Thinking I was late for my pick up! Come to find out my pick up is tomorrow! Luckily I’m such a nice guy the shipper asked, “ if you live load we will load you today?”

I never ever, ever, ever, ever say no to a gift like that! 😉

There is this…..

by RoachKiller

Asian guy here sporting an Amish beard! If I can snap a pic I will! It’s the funniest thing I’ve seen today and I just got done watching cartoons…..

Seriously, it’s a full on Amish beard! Fucking hilarious!

I don’t know what to tell you……

by RoachKiller

I’m down 30 something fucking pounds. Every time I lose weight like this my middle and upper back start to fucking hurt when I drive too long.

If it was my lower back, I would know I’m under some sort of stress. But it’s not my lower back.

My guess is that when I take the dog for a walk and we do a longer than usual walk the muscles in my side starts to hurt and I’m thinking it has something to do with that

All I know is its uncomfortable!

Oh, and FYI, when I went to Aldi‘s yesterday, I bought three fresh peaches. Just to let you know it completely blew my system right out. I was gonna post a picture of the shit stacked above the water. But I figured that would be a little too much……

It’s OK……

by RoachKiller

They haven’t figured out what I did 10 years ago, let alone yesterday. I’m pretty sure that they won’t even figure out in 10 years. What I did last week.!

It’s OK……

The posers…

by RoachKiller

Are all upset that I keep posting pictures of pup pup! Or as I have started calling her today, the crotchety old lady with a big belly!

Rather than posting pictures or comments about the insanity of theirs that I’ve had to deal with over the day or a week. Cus if I don’t post where I’ve been or where I’m at. they can’t do it. You know those stalking charges and shit.

So more about Mika it is! She is 15 you know and that’s like 9 million years old in human years!

But I haven’t figured out what to do yet with her in the colder temps because her bed use to sit right in front of the espar vent.

And cus said pup pup is obviously a natural blonde. She has to sleep with me……

I hope she knows Dad‘s aim isn’t that great even when he’s sitting down to pee…..

I can tell….

by RoachKiller

I’m loosing weight! My back is uncomfortable when I’m driving now! There is not one fucking adjustment on this drivers seat that feels ok!

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This song is now my evenflow! Whenever Perl jam – evenflow would come on the radio. I would always have to sing! This song has reignited that freedom!

Just fucking brilliant!

Interesting turn….

by RoachKiller

Of events! Why do you think my ip would trace back to a small island in Italy? Especially with the cell network I’m on?

The shit I do on our walks…..

I’ve been to…

by RoachKiller

Their DC down in Kansas many times. But never actually went to a store.

Broke down and went to one today! It’s a canned food outlet, new seasons, vibe! It’s got the canned food, outlet prices, without the over price of the organics of new seasons….

This is for you, people in the PNW cause I don’t think we have any there….

Silence is a choice…..

by RoachKiller

Which I will interpret as a “ you don’t care what I do!”

So in the end by being silent you made a choice! Don’t ever forget that!

I just really feel bad for all those people who destroyed a great relationship cus they actually believed the bullshit they were seeing and watching on social media!

P.s. I swear to god she started laughing when I got out of the truck and fell in that rut!

You’re asking people….

by RoachKiller

Who have spent their entire lives, lying about anything and everything. Even when they didn’t need to lie!

To not lie!

Yeah, that’s not gonna fucking happen……

When you deal with….

by RoachKiller

The working retarded. They know, you know, that they are the mentally retarded responsible for your workplace harassment.

Yet with the low iq’s they suffer from! they cannot comprehend any and all legal repercussions their continued nonsense may cause them!

In the end, their lack of moral, social and mental power will end up costing them dearly!

My pick up today is filled with retards…..