What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!
by RoachKiller Is happy as a clam! She got a shower last night and fell asleep under the covers with dad!
I also think she figured out I have a surprise for her today…..
Well woke up, it’s cold as fuck! Stay safe out there you fucking retards!
by RoachKiller Little man finally became a big boy and made a decision on his own! Awwww!
Help me out here, been a while since I’ve been to that aldi’s dc. Is it in Goddard ks? Or am I thinking of that dillards dc?
by RoachKiller I woke up at 2 AM a while back over in the fucking middle of nowhere in Kansas?
Yeah, I called my uncle a few days before that. Cause I hadn’t spoken to him in years. So I had some free time and I was in a chipper mood so I called him. We talked for a while and you know he didn’t tell me anything I didn’t know.
But a few days later, he starts texting me and then he adds me to a group chat via text. Come to find out it was him and two of my female cousins that I have never spoken to. Maybe when I was like two years old.
I was very fortunate when I was growing up. My grandma’s kept me away from certain people in the family. I didn’t understand at the time why I was always shoo’d away to go outside and play when these people would come around.
After joining this text chat, it finally occurred to me why my grandma‘s did that. Not only were their parents piles of shit. But the kids became the same way.
So I woke up to a shit load of chat texts, bad mouthing a whole bunch of people I didn’t fucking know! So after reading that I basically told them to go fuck themselves I don’t need to deal or want to see that kind of shit. Removed myself from the chat and blocked their numbers.! they might be family, but they’re not my family!
My uncle was telling me how he had just found Jesus. Now I can appreciate that, but if you’re telling me, you just found Jesus and you’re drunk as a fuck while telling me this, I’m not gonna believe a fucking word you’re saying!
So right before I left the chat I told him I’d send him a present. A very nice goat skin bound NRSV Bible! With a resale value of about $130 which I mentioned. I told them the reason I sent him that is so the next time he’s drunk and he’s going to thump a Bible that goat skin really accentuates the thump!
And like this post, I have left the chat…..
FYI, not only do I fucking hate druggies, stonersI also hate drunks……
by RoachKiller You can make pizza in a skillet, right?
Oh and watch out the rain and wind in Utah sucked ass! The wind in Wyoming sucked even harder ass!
It’s pizza time! See ya!
by RoachKiller I just asked the dog if she too hates it when her spandex shorts ride up her ass crack!
Sadly, she did t reply!
Piece of advice, life is like a chess game! If your not 100 moves ahead of your enemies, your fucked!:
I also hope these these people smile as big when they’re sitting in the defendant chair
by RoachKiller Hate it when you pull into the dot scale and they do paperwork check. Then ask what your hauling and where your going.
All while standing next to a bunch of possible criminals…..
I really fucking hate that and I’m surprised dot does that! Considering with the cargo theft etc that happens now days!
by RoachKiller The beginning of my wildest dreams have just begun!
Pretty close to being on schedule, or as planned! All we do now is kick back and watch the show…..
Stay tuned…..
PS I’m not a big fan of meltdown on SiriusXM! He’s kind of douche like Luke!
I will tell you though if it all comes to fruition like as planned. You know that corona commercial that plays every Christmas? the little shack on the tropical beach with the lighted palm tree? Yeah, I’ll definitely be doing that……
by RoachKiller 25+ million dollars richer! I guarantee there will be signs…..
by RoachKiller When all I need to do is show them those graves y’all have been digging for yourselves!
It’s been going on a long time, your lawyers are gonna be really busy for quite a while…..
The harassment by proxy on social media. That’s just an added bonus of you’re stupidity.
See you soon…… oh and I gotta wink…..
by RoachKiller For these people. They’re shitty truck drivers, they are shitty people and all they can do is try to bring everyone else down to there sub human level…..
They think their way of thinking is the only way to think! When in reality that is what is keeping them at the basement level
Always they have pathetic selfish reasons they are doing it. The best part is when they claim to be God fearing people.
I know of no God that would accept your behavior into the kingdom of heaven. Your behavior would be acceptable in the kingdom of hell! that, according to your very own Bible that I’m sure you’ve never read…..
You’re selfish, greedy and incompetent! all things Satan himself admires.……
you people reading this that are not truck drivers. I’m sure you too can transfer all of this over to people in your line at your work at your school…….
Trolls slackers and posers are everywhere and they got nothing better to do than to fuck with you!
by RoachKiller Shoving a femur up somebody’s ass like Stanley Kubrick!
I’m more of a “ I’m gonna fucking go all inglorious bastards on your ass with a baseball bat”, type of guy!
But luckily, after the last 30 years of driving a truck I have found inner peace. I don’t plan on releasing 30 years of road rage on anyone! As I don’t feel like doing the time! Unless you fuck with me first……
Comprende’?
by RoachKiller The light cord cap was on my trailer! I don’t know of any low rent shit bag that has the audacity to drop a trailer knowing that cap is broken or missing!
If the do they are a sub human pile of shit!
By the way stabbing yourself with that little spring hurts! FYI!
I would also like to mention, do you ever see a fellow long hair and think to yourself? What a worthless pile of shit that cunt is! You give good honest metal head long hairs a bad name, cunt?
Yes I just saw a white hair like that…..
by RoachKiller So fucking crotchety today? Cause every motherfucking pair of shorts I have is like 15 sizes too big. Even the pair of shorts I’m wearing now. I’m having to curl the top up over my belt. That way I don’t look like one of the fucking soggy bottom boys at the North Platte terminal!
I like my shorts 9 inch inseam, right above my knee! decently tight but not too tight! I fucking hate baggy shorts…..
by RoachKiller Finally put those useless flapping tongue to good use and lick the dingleberries out my ass crack?
You low rent shitbags! I’m tired of doing everyone else’s job except for the one I hired on to do!
Comprende’?
by RoachKiller We went on a “ we can’t sleep long walk!” I told her if she could find the truck we would end it!
Well after walking by the truck 3 times. Circling the entire truck stop. I decided to pull the plug! My guess she can’t see blue….
She did however try a green prime truck and a beat to hell kenworth…..
by RoachKiller Someone guarding the door against those big scary truck drivers who think I’m cute!
I tried hiring a lesbian but even she was scared of some of these dudes…..
by RoachKiller I must be in so much trouble! Safety is sending me a 2 pound package, eekS
by RoachKiller Pay-per-view gold! Two semi famous midgets, playing basketball against each other!
I would definitely pay $.99 to watch that…..
Let’s all send Keith Roth an email and get this done!
“WE WANT SEMI-FOMOUS MIDGET BASKETBALL AND WE WANT YOU TO BE ONE OF THE STARS!“
It’s the Colorado version of Fred Meyers! You say it like you only have 1 toof left….. king thoopers!
by RoachKiller The tick TikTok’s where I’m sitting on my bed playing guitar in my bedroom. I was so mocking my future ex-wife!
I couldn’t get the crusty shiny look all over my skin, but I got every other mannerism down!
Then, after seeing her today, I was just sure that we could do this civilized. I’m finding I really don’t want to see her ever again! I even shockedmyself with that realization.
by RoachKiller Oh, I’ve just been fucking with their batch of stupid on the social medias,! Ya know, the harassment by proxy deal they love to do!
but then we have the three slackers ringing my front doorbell! Hmmm!
Which by the way, the lawyer said excellent views. And he would really like to know why those three fucking slackers were stupid enough to be on my property.
No, I’m not in a bad mood at all. I’m just watching yall dig those graves even deeper. That’s all I can say man. Nothing to report back, it’s the same bullshit different day.