Category: Road Life

What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!

ROFLMAO!

by RoachKiller

Anyone else love it when stupid people think out loud! Not only do they try to rationalize in words what there tiny brains can’t comprehend!

Yet we too get to enjoy it by hearing a long, one sided dispute happen. by a person who can only self Comprehend in single syllable words…..

Yup, I’m describing what I hear when you and your “ friends” talk! for me, it’s literally like watching a dog pick a spot to poop!

Uh huh…..

by RoachKiller

I’ll probably be going with that non union gig!

They are offering $1750 -$2000 a week. 5 days a week! The lady I’ve been dealing with is kind of a *****! Which I’ve learned over the years are the ******* a driver like me needs! Cus they take no shit, have your back and keep you rolling!

Yet that statement also requires you to be a good driver…..

The dog and I…..

by RoachKiller

Are going to decorate the tree with these fancy hand blown glass ornaments! ( I’m seriously into hand blown glass artwork lately! ), work on the kitchen and drink some hot totties! with that gentleman jack holliday bottle from last year!

Added bonus, I got some replacement blankets!

Also decided I’m really craving cabbage rolls! So I’ll probably be making those by scratch too! Just sounds damn good!

Total as of tonight…

by RoachKiller

281, not including the 30 or so dudes I removed …..

That alone is a fucking monster, ego boost! Knowing that many females find you attractive, I don’t need to go anymore to win the bet. I already won.…

We have a new contender…..

by RoachKiller

In the people that want to hire me contention!

What I can tell you about looking for another job. Make sure you put login.GOV in your fucking Passwords bank! Everybody wants to see your clearing house results…..

To answer your question, my desktop has 16 cores. My laptop has 16 cores. My gaming laptop has 12 cores. My other gaming laptop has 12 course and my purple little book has 6 cores

If I were to buy a new computer now, I wouldn’t buy anything under 16 cores!

The laptops I give to the ladies have between eight and 12 cores! I own only AMD!

Between 53 and 56 MPH……

by RoachKiller

Is the optimal speed to Gallup your vehicle across the Sacramento rice patty bridge……

Just an FYI, the next time you’re going over there! At 54 mph it’s a severe gallop…..

I can’t post, too difficult……

by RoachKiller

My world, my life is complete. I cannot, I repeat I cannot ever top what I just got in an email.

Remember back in the day when we were having fun on that WebCam site. The adult one?

Remember those really twisted motherfuckers that would print out a picture of a female and then post a video of themselves jerking off on the picture?

I just got one, same concept with a female! I cannot ever think of anything that would ever top that…..

I can now say, with much proudness! A woman has squirted on my picture…..

All hail the female perverts…..

Well fuck…..

by RoachKiller

I guess I passed the background check! Now they want me to pee in a cup!

The never ending saga of a drug free, quality truck driver!

Don’t tell me…..

by RoachKiller

I’m the only one who jumps out of bed. Naked from the waste down, just to finish an background check?

Ladies, I will need either video or picture proof of your half nakedness!

( yea I forgot last night, scrambled to get it done this morning! I had enough time to throw on a shirt….. )

It also amazes me, I have a 16 core laptop and with cell bandwidth it still takes as long as a hyperthread to finally boot up and be done updating! ;(

lol, this really is a good wake up picture! 🙂

Sometimes I wish……

by RoachKiller

I smoked!

I’m finding that when I’m walking the dog or deep in thought. I would look so much cooler, coming to the conclusion / finding the answer, then tossing a lit cigarette butt on the ground! stomping it out and walking off into the sunset.