Category: Road Life

What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!

I just figured out……

by RoachKiller

What’s wrong with you people. Since you all look a lot alike I’m guessing that your grandparents and your mom and dad probably worked in the yellow cake factories.?

It explains why you all have that duh look…..

How sad…..

by RoachKiller

A 15 minute wait to get on the list at dennys! All while 8 people are working and there are 20+ empty tables!

But we will be right back to help you! my guess when the manager has more bedazzle on her pants then common sense. That’s what you get…..

And they have a list! Dead fucking serious!

Yea that’s like saying the 2 queers who passed me today jerking off in their cars ain’t on dope!

1 of them you would know…..

A New Mexican cat wanker!

My recommendation homie…..

by RoachKiller

Before you annoy me any more! You should hunt down a guru that goes by the name, “ macavelli!”

Ask that low rent cunt how much someone like me has cost them in replacing the tech it left available for someone like us to play on…..

Keep in mind, I don’t ever fuck with anyone unless they have fucked with me first! Comprende’?

My guess it will tell you to beware….

See it’s simple…..

by RoachKiller

You shit on me for working hard and not getting caught up in the drama that surrounds this company!

Then you get mad I work hard and do my best on the daily! and of course return fire to your bullshit!

Then mad moves to harassment and the stupid that chases that!

I’m really starting to believe your “ family” is seriously mentally deficient! ( I know, all I have to do is look at you people and that obviousness pops right out….. )

Re-evaluated…..

by RoachKiller

My stock positions and for right now I see more action in crypto than I will in my stock picks!

So for the time being I liquidated all my stock positions and put that into new crypto positions!

We shall see how that pans out! I could return to my stock positions at any time…..

That driver…..

by RoachKiller

I just saw again back at the loves tonight! I remember you, you were that mentally unstable driver who tried talking my ear off at the loves in lodie ca A while back!

I remember you well! 1 you wouldn’t shut the fuck up and 2 you brought in a hand trolly filled with plastic containers!

All filled with stuff to make a life sized model of your dying dad! If I remember correctly, he was dying of butt cancer and you were gunna build a new one before he passed?

I remember I was fucking happy as a clam when the burger princess at that Carl’s Jr yelled out my name for my order!

Only reason it took this long to remember you is, back in lodie. You had recently shaved your head. Now your hair is longer….. but that facial recognition Rolodex in my head finally flipped to the batshit crazy section, and there you were….

Yea, your fucking nuts, brah…..

Do y’all…..

by RoachKiller

Ever ask yourselves, “ the only reason we continue to fuck with this guy. Is due to our own greed and mental deficiencies!”

He has never done one bad thing to any of us! Yet here we are, constantly fucking with the guy who is better than us!

From my point of view, it’s people like y’all who prove on the daily. How shitty humanity can be!

Even Sadder part is, in your world, your the good guys! poor bastards!

The best of the best…..

by RoachKiller

Hang tight, even though I’m here. My gps has me getting back on the freeway. Going to next exit to turn around and come right back here….

The best of the best of the best, buddy! Only the finest for our drivers!

Don’t worry, at the shipper. It had me cutting through a dead end. Turning around, cutting through another warehouse loading docks to turn back to the exact same street I was on!

I literally can’t make this shit up!

Little honey…..

by RoachKiller

If your going to bang that dude your with tonight! Do us all a favor and make sure he wears a condom!

I’m not so much worried about disease as I am about the mental retardation factor that would come from him……

my maid tells me that all the time! Make sure I wear a condom…..

Just watching the show…..

by RoachKiller

The closer I got into town here. The more brazen the road trolls are getting!

Yes pookie, you drink untold amounts of coffee. I eat coffee chocolate!

The caffeine alkalis have nothing to do with your batch of crazy! You rule that all on your very own…..

But nice seeing ya again! Oddly not at a terminal like I usually do…..

I don’t know, boss man……

by RoachKiller

What do you think? Is five bitcoin worth of harassment lawsuit funds enough or do you think we’re gonna have to get outside help for this?

I’m also wondering if all those people up there in Lincoln that talk with a lisp, got that lisp by sucking too much dick or from constantly being punched in the face?

The shit I wonder…..

Where were you…..

by RoachKiller

Back in 2006 – 2012 when we were running 26 to 35+ of those short haul loads a month. To make less than we did the year before?

I recommend you cunts shut the fuck up and mind your own fucking business!

Oh and who is you! You got a shitty truck! Uh hello, where were you when we got the first egr trucks in? Or the first international dry burn egr’s? Huh?

I recommend you literally shut the fuck up and mind your own fucking business! Cunts!