I have a tendency…..

To not believe a word y’all say! I definetly ain’t gunna believe you when you say another driver is “ crazy!”

That bullshit might be acceptable in your clique’! Bullshit like that ain’t acceptable with me…..

Cus I’m pretty sure I’ve already decided “ you are fucking crazy!”

Sometimes I love doing that…..

I’ll make a wrong turn and sometimes I have to turn around head back to where I started and when I get back on the road, I’ll see your psychotic smiling faces that used to be behind me now passing me going the other way.

It actually warms my heart to know exactly how important I am to you people…..

Even though it is illegal, and quite psychotic, still warms my heart. Knowing I am that fucking important to you a complete stranger!

Nobody I would ever run into or even wanna know in life. Yeah here you are, I’m the reason you wake up in the morning, the reason you hop in your car and drive around aimlessly! It really warms my heart……

To the point I almost wanna say I am the equivalent of your God…..

Now I know what rock ‘n’ roll stars deal with!

I’ll pray to sweet baby Jesus in your people’s honor, amen!

Now send me your tithe money, I gave you my attention for a few minutes!

That driver…..

I just saw again back at the loves tonight! I remember you, you were that mentally unstable driver who tried talking my ear off at the loves in lodie ca A while back!

I remember you well! 1 you wouldn’t shut the fuck up and 2 you brought in a hand trolly filled with plastic containers!

All filled with stuff to make a life sized model of your dying dad! If I remember correctly, he was dying of butt cancer and you were gunna build a new one before he passed?

I remember I was fucking happy as a clam when the burger princess at that Carl’s Jr yelled out my name for my order!

Only reason it took this long to remember you is, back in lodie. You had recently shaved your head. Now your hair is longer….. but that facial recognition Rolodex in my head finally flipped to the batshit crazy section, and there you were….

Yea, your fucking nuts, brah…..