Category: Road Life

What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!

So who’s ready……

by RoachKiller

To get screwed blued and tattooed?

Mimi, Mimi, Mimi, Mimi, Mimi, Mimi, Mimi!

All while trying to remember what it’s like to not be surrounded by Cunts! But good honest people…..

I have decided…

by RoachKiller

That I will now tell everybody I am a Christian! That way, I have a scapegoat for every piece of shit thing I will do, have done or will do in the future…..

Praise, sweet baby Jesus!

It was God‘s will!

Hey buddy…..

by RoachKiller

The white trash up on Sirius xm is obviously talking to you today! As a listener I’m hearing gibberish! Shit that makes zero sense with the music they are playing…..

Wear a …..

by RoachKiller

Condom driver! Wear a condom every time!

Wouldn’t you agree, the world only needs one batch of your stupid?

See there is no way I can compete! You have a never ending supply of morons! All against one little ole me! Oddly I’m surprised I’ve lasted this long without bbq’ing one of your “ friends!”

Which reminds me, I need briquettes and a new fillet knife…..

So how is…..

by RoachKiller

Troll life rolling you?

From what I’m seeing, y’all are pretty much wasting your lives away rather than being the best you can be!

Oh and piece of advice for you troll lifers, NOT EVERYTHING YOU READ ON THE INTERNET IS TRUE! It’s only true if you want it to be! Which most of you do…..

Maybe do some research before you end up entangled in a lawsuit or even the victim of a serial killer/ sexual predator…..

Cus some of you mother fuckers are stupid!

Oh sorry…..

by RoachKiller

We now changed your appointment time to tomorrow morning! Yea we knew this pick up was going to be fucked today. Yet we sent it to you anyway! Of course this is the only load we have!

Oh and yes, even though you were on time for today’s pick up, we went ahead and changed your appointment time! That way you won’t even get detention time!

Yes, the whole reason we are fucking with you today is because we don’t want people like you to work here! Ya know, hard working, safe drivers! Instead we want status quo drivers. Who in most cases should t even be legally allowed to have a cdl!

Those are the drivers we want! They are indebted to us so they will basically believe and do whatever we say!

You, you expect to much…..

Odd how after all this, suddenly my peoplenet goes down huh? worked fine all day…..

You don’t think management is using them to harass drivers do ya? Cus shit like this mysteriously always happens after they pull shit like this! Even in the Qualcomm days…..

****update*****

There response is always, we didn’t do it! It’s not our fault! The customer notified us days ago about there systems going down! Yet we still sent you this load! Oh and WE didn’t change your appointment time! The customer did! Right after they told us about their planned system maintenance! Yet we definitely ain’t gunna tell you that…..

Why I hate lumpers…..

by RoachKiller

An anti love story part 5,765,765,890!

Been sitting here almost 6 hours! Appointment was for 1700 it is now 2100!

I finally get a call saying my bills are ready! So I head on in to pay my lumper fee and get my bills!

As I’m walking through the door. I see all the lumpers driving into the sunset to take lunch!

So now, I get to sit here the next 30+ minutes while they take lunch!

Of course I have no idea about paying the lumper or have any product descriptions on the 3 boxes of os&d…..

Figure that one out…..

Happened again……

by RoachKiller

Another one of these geriatric lady men who are too ashamed to let everybody know that they’re women inside. Standing there right next to the ladies restroom, too afraid to go in, because he knows one of us was gonna punch him in the face and drag his ass out!

But it’s sad he’s too ashamed to let everybody know he’s he’s got a closet full of ladies underwear and a rack full of wigs !

But sorry Gramps if you have all the anatomy of a male, I ain’t gonna watch you walk in the ladies room. I’m gonna drag your fucking ass out……

Hey driver……

by RoachKiller

Looks like you need to shave your head again! The back is looking a little thin and you’re still doing the comb forward in the front

Or since you’re such a religious folk, maybe you should stop with the vanity all altogether……

Only logical…..

by RoachKiller

Explanation I can come up with is, “ you people have got to be on fucking dope!”

No way in hell can anyone be that functionally stupid! Seriously!