Do you think we will be able to link the majority of these troll accounts back to you?
To quote you and that sexual offender, “ the devil is in the details!”
So cracka…..
by RoachKiller Category: Road Life
What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!
by RoachKiller How sad…..
by RoachKiller Went to bed in a monster snow storm! Woke up in still a snow storm! Forgot to turn off my cb and awoke to multiple lip flappers talking about how there not moving. Roads are way too snow covered and iced!
Roflmao! I’m looking at the road cameras and there is not a snow covered or iced road from here to the border!
Ya know that old saying, “ misery loves company?” Yea the wankers are misery and they want your company…..
If I’m gunna go and I only got 21,000lbs on! I’ll bet ya, you’re safe to roll too….
But that, misery, is all up to you…..
You should have…..
by RoachKiller Sent your trainer to come watch me back in puta! Ask that fucker how many backing accidents he has had since starting here…..
Always strange…..
by RoachKiller How I don’t have a Verizon business account yet my cell is constantly pinging it! Rather than pinging the usual celco partners towers! Like it should for a personal account…..
Figure that one out princess!
Oh no not that…..
by RoachKiller I have been banned off the greasy faced dispatchers TikTok page! Omg, whatever will I do?
I didn’t even follow the mescaline faced woman and yet there she was! Over and over and over! Even after clicking “ not interested! “ Her entire post feed! Roflmao! With her went all the rest of the trucker tarded videos that were bombarding my feed!
Praise sweet baby Jesus the stupid is gone! Fer now!
Most of all the truck accident videos disappeared too! Praise sweet baby Jesus! 99% of all those accident videos those drivers are so proud to post. Could have been avoided if there Tiny little brains would have dropped their giant fucking egos and slowed the fuck down…..
Praise sweet baby Jesus!
FYI, the empty trailer slid in the mud pit while I was in taking a shit!
I was so scared! Of the shit, not the trailer!
Do you think…..
by RoachKiller Any of those puta’s I saw drive by at the last drop. Were associated at all with any of the countless Shaffer trucks parked down at the truck stops? Do ya?
I mean that shit would just be fucking pure insanity and stupidity on their part…..
Or do you think your old ladies were coming out in hopes I would give them some of my award winning dicking?
Shitty part…..
by RoachKiller About arriving the night before delivery at a closed consignee? The next morning the shit your gunna take will either be the best or the biggest! maybe even both!
Undeniably true…..
Maybe if…..
by RoachKiller Y’all stopped being trolls and grew the fuck up! Maybe y’all would be doing better in your jobs and life!
Hang tight, your second wife is calling to bitch about you again…..
Y’all will be…..
by RoachKiller Happy to know, the troll lifers are alive and driving their personal vehicles today!
Only seen 2 drive by where I’m delivering so far!
Praise sweet baby Jesus, you’re not in 18 wheelers…..
Feel free…..
by RoachKiller To cancel me for talking smack about a convicted sexual predator!
Oh no, how will I ever survive the ridicule…..
My guess…..
by RoachKiller You forgot to tell homeboy I am driver of the year in SLC, huh?
Welp by his reaction after seeing that jacket. I think he realized he’s the one being trained? While he is already in his own truck….. roflmao!
Smooches future wife to a lovely white man in prison…..
Oh honey!
by RoachKiller They don’t have to believe a word I say! But they do have to believe the video, the paper/ digital trail, and you’re very own words…..
So take what I have to say out of the equation and you’re still fucked!
Had to stop at the rest area…..
by RoachKiller Gotta do the ritual fighting with dispatch because once again they’re playing their little fucking bullshit games! Gotta find a new job I’m better than this low iq special ed high school shit!
I mean, I no longer hop into the truck. And think I’m going to work! I hop in the truck and realize I’m headed back to high school! I’m dealing with people with the IQ and mentality of fucking high schoolers.!
Anyway, I stop and do the ritual bullshit with dispatch pretending like I give a fuck anymore! And I see this…..
I don’t know whether it was a man or woman, in a four-door gray Chevy full-size pick up truck. The dude had black hair whether it was wig or what I don’t know! But I swear to God, he was wearing a Dead Skin Mask on his fucking face!
Nobody could have a face that looks like that unless they have a face transplant or a Dead Skin Mask! The shit I see out here on the road is fucking aw inspiring
Just remember when you hire on at Crete carriers or Schaefer trucking, you’re not hiring on to a quality company. You’re hiring on to a fucking high school……
And don’t forget to say, praise sweet baby Jesus, after every sentence….
You pretty…..
by RoachKiller Pretty princess’s ready to roll? I see you are in your personal vehicles! So I’m guessing no!
Considering one of you ignorant assholes is driving by with your head shaking side to side. while I’m guessing your ignorant boyfriend behind you in another car is shaking his head up and down….
You low rents really need to get your stories and head movements straight…..
So did y’all…..
by RoachKiller Know growing up you were going to end up as trolls in life? or did y’all actually have a spot of hope in your life you would grow up to be successful?
Please let us know so we can pass your answers off to the youngens who are sadly following in your elderly life of trollism?
Finally…..
by RoachKiller I am getting a full understanding of what’s going on after 4 hours in the tattoo chair!
I’m not doing a small amount of skin! I’m doing a large patch of skin each time! After about 4 hours my body is going into trauma / shock mode!
The weird breathing pattern. The over zealous inflammation on already done parts! The Nausea feeling as soon as I get done! The cold sweats that night….. not to mention the duh look….
Doc says there is nothing I can do about it! I am sending my body into the fight or flight mode and forcing more after 4 hours is not only going to cause higher rejection of the ink. It’s also going to cause more damage to the skin and healing process!
Thank goodness I finally have a real answer! So that means 4 hours is my limit for now….
So I will be finishing the right arm and working on the left 4 hours at a time…
Ewww…..
by RoachKiller I’m so scared! The big bad sex offender has sent more of his friends to fuck with little ole me!
Hold me I’m scared! I’ll gladly point the cops in your direction, pookie!
Personally I think princess’s like you and your friends need to be sent to to an island like your british counterparts were….
But after seeing you let your hair grow back I guess we can start with the “ sexual predator in the area posters…..”
I still find it odd how even though they cut off your balls.
How you and your little friends are still allowed in public! Unrestricted!
Scary shit huh?
Don’t ask me…..
by RoachKiller Talk to my groupies!
Like I said, I’m not going to fuck with anyone who hasn’t fucked with me first!
I take everyone at face value the first time! it’s all up to you how I treat you after that….
You have no…..
by RoachKiller Balls remember, the judge had them cut off after the 2nd sex offender charge…..
So I would suggest you stop running around telling everyone you have balls!……
I’m in pain…..
by RoachKiller And I got the after tattoo shivers!
