Category: Road Life

What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!

Send this…

by RoachKiller

To your followers. Most of them need the education. Because if they think the words you are babbling have any value, then they’re stupid as fuck!

I refer back to that saying, blinded by bullshit!

Oh, I forgot……

by RoachKiller

I’m supposed to be all scared and freak out screaming oh my God I got hacked, oh my God, oh my God, I got hacked…..

Yeah, I’m long past being scared

Now I’m more like just kicking back watching the show and realizing I’m gonna be a very wealthy motherfucker…..

So y’all need to keep going to work, it’s your money that’s gonna make me wealthy! Comprende por favoro…..

Yo princess……

by RoachKiller

I know you’re not the brightest of folk. But do you remember when I was talking about digging your own graves?

Well, after you launch an attack on your victim servers. You might not wanna send a group text to them saying that “ the job is complete”, paraphrasing of course……

Here’s another……

by RoachKiller

Qowinky dinky! I set up my old phone with that free cell plan! My old beat to hell work phone right?

Well I have sent and received but 1 text this entire month since setting it up! Lo and behold, it says I have sent and received 10 texts!

I’m checking known and unknown messages, checking the phone log files, everything!

I have found those texts were sent via one of the companies apps! Huh, how strange….. isn’t it!

Coke Zero, orange cream good! Dr.pecker, strawberries and cream good but way too sweet for me…..

Here’s another……

by RoachKiller

Qowinky dinky! I set up my old phone with that free cell plan! My old beat to hell work phone right?

Well I have sent and received but 1 text this entire month since setting it up! Lo and behold, it says I have sent and received 10 texts!

I’m checking known and unknown messages, checking the phone log files, everything!

I have found those texts were sent via one of the companies apps! Huh, how strange….. isn’t it!

Coke Zero, orange cream good! Dr.pecker, strawberries and cream good but way too sweet for me…..

Wow, that’s full circle…..

by RoachKiller

If you ran beef back in the late 90’s early 2000’s you would know what’s missing from the top of that cornered wall!

There use to be what I called, “ the fuck, I gotta go to work board” Hanging up there!

It was actually an airport style info board that would let drivers know when there loads were ready at either of the beef plants in town!

Today, it’s long gone as everything is app powered now! ;(

What makes this full circle is the woman who cashed me out tonight! Her mom use to work at this truck stop back in the day! She too would cash me out!

What a mind fuck that was! Oddly her daughter is just as beautiful as her mom, minus the dwarfism and hump on her back!

What a fucking trip!

Holy shit……

by RoachKiller

I do believe I have run out of euphemisms to project on the troll lifers…,, fuck, now what do I call these incompetent pricks?

Y’all are missing…..

by RoachKiller

Out! I have found a secret town out in the middle of nowhere that harbors all the methheads, lost and abandoned everywhere else!

I am dubbing this, “land of the sleepless!” Where your meth dreams come true! Where I believe I’m the only sober person…..

I think I see your 1st wife here driver! Should I say high for you?

On a good note, the floors are vacuumed but the cars are all torn apart in almost every yard…..

Sorry puta…..

by RoachKiller

But you’re going to need to provide the contract showing I’ve given you permission to reproduce and redistribute my content!

Cus last time I checked, no such contract exists…..

I am so glad…..

by RoachKiller

I didn’t buy that new pocket knife today!

Stopped at the loves to pick up some hot dogs and a soda to head into deliver tonight!

I knew my next load probably wouldn’t be ready so I wanted to prepare! But as I paid and was walking out. I had one of those geezers cut in front of me at the door as I was walking out!

As I was rolling my eyes, I watched this geriatric lady man, missing his lady wig, but could probably use a walker, the hunch in his little body was rather pronounced! He walked real close to the back of my trailer and read the seal! The look of shock on his face as he read what it said. Damn near made his head explode!

Now I was right behind him as I was looking to do a right side walk around! Yet I’m realizing, I could have easily slit this mother fuckers throat and no one would have been the wiser!

I love the fact these dumb mother fuckers are actually hand delivering themselves to me! Luckily my mental state is actually pretty good despite what I drove through today!

Yet lucky for them I’m not a killer…..

Hey hon……

by RoachKiller

Do us all a favor and clack your dentures together a little bit more! That way we all know you were either a hard-core drug user, or your old man really beat the shit out of you……

Either way we’re all gonna know you might not be a person we want to interact with!

Anyone else……

by RoachKiller

Remember back to when the cesspool that is the trucking industry had much smarter personnel?

Honest to God if I have to dumb myself down any farther just to communicate my, head could possibly fucking explode!

Over the years I had to dumb myself down just to try and fit in. I can’t dumb myself down anymore…..

Matter of fact, I think Trump should pass a law that says smart people are no longer required to dumb themselves down to fit in with a crowd! Dumb people are now required to become smarter to fit in with a crowd…..

You too gotta love it though when the mentally impaired think they got one up on you! They’re all happy and smiley! it’s actually rather disturbing!

It’s even better when they broadcast that they’re Christian…z