Category: Road Life

What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!

See here’s the problem……

by RoachKiller

I can’t tell the difference between a clown ass truck driver troll. Or whether you have malicious intent to hijack the truck to do terrorist acts, against our country!

That does not mean it is not a dangerous situation! I don’t always have placards on hazmat loads! So what your intent is…..

So the patriot act, federal law and local/ state laws, are there to protect me and other drivers from people like you! Like I said, I don’t know whether you’re a troll or plan to hijack the truck with malicious intent!

So the fact that I have seen you multiple times, and you’re pacing along with another commercial vehicle. Me or someone else, would make you a threat!

My, lawyer explained it to me very very well, but I can’t simplify it enough to explain it to you! But I will tell you this, it is illegal and you can be prosecuted for!

Seeing all your smiling faces the last couple of days. it just warms my heart knowing you could possibly do prison time! That makes me happy, another pile of shit like you behind bars where they belong! Rather than out here driving an 80,000 pound weapon.

Just because you have a CDL doesn’t make you a truck driver……

Yall almost ready….

by RoachKiller

Go back in and start hunting their friends that are pedophiles? Last time we scrubbed their friends, we found five pedos! I guarantee we’ll find at least the same this time …..

That black guy guy and his geriatric friends has some serious sexual perversions…..

If you haven’t noticed, I dumped 550 friends on TikTok the ones you see there are the only actual real live people that follow me so out of 550 people I have six real people!

After doing a bit of research, they were all either dead accounts or only fan hoes that I had no interest in following…..

They accomplished my goal for me, I can do live anytime I want to which I might do shortly!

For someone who is……

by RoachKiller

As you say, “paranoid” I sure is right a lot, huh? By the way, the chick I felt with in breakdown over that blown trailer tire?

Yea she told me my phone number was connected to some dude name Michael on a different truck number than mine!? Why would that be?

We are however talking about a person who told the road mechanic I was at mm 78. Even though I told her I was sitting in front of mm 63…..

Sometimes It really sucks being a perfessional in a company filled with people who scream they are professionals! yet can’t back up anything they say…..

Shocked…..

by RoachKiller

Only saw 2 lady men today! Oddly both without their woman hair! Personally, I think y’all need to wear your lady hair!

Without it you just look like pussies….. with it you just look like fugly women…..

Also, when you drive a squatted, jacked up truck. That means the same thing as prison bitches wearing their pants past their buttholes right?

It has to! that’s the only logical explanation I can come up with…..

Well it looks……

by RoachKiller

Like we have us a Cold War style standoff! You can make my car disappear, I can make your livelihood disappear! Who’s gonna fire first?

When you start driving the back road, two lanes…

by RoachKiller

Pay attention to what’s going by the other way! you’ll notice the exact same thing I am! My recommendation keep your eyes out for the smiley ones in their personal vehicles ! They’re the ones that are gonna fucking hit you and waiting for the opportunity to drop a dime on you!

Most of all, I guarantee you’re gonna recognize a few of them! Nothing paranoid about it, pay attention and you’ll notice shit!

I mean, I just got flipped off by a fat guy with four chins going the other way in a little red Toyota! But just so happened to be in front of another company truck. Which by the way was followed by I counted three maybe four of the smiling Road trolls!

But remember, if you recognize any of them, you can use that to your advantage at a later day…..

Oh hell yea…..

by RoachKiller

I’ve spent the last 23 years being fucked with, fucked over and shit on by people who don’t have any right, fucking with anyone!

I’m gunna be the biggest mother fucking prick I can be! Just like y’all! Matter of fact if y’all haven’t noticed, I’ve just been imitating you and your idyllic, asshole personas all these years! ( wich is extremely hard if you actually have a conscience! )

I’ve really been kicking it into overdrive the last couple months…. To the point, you cunts have actually come down from your narcissistic thrones and noticed! Roflmao!

Fucking twats!

Hey shit, bag……

by RoachKiller

If you’re gonna be too fucking lazy to get out of your truck and walk into the restroom at the truckstop. Most people will wipe their ass, even if they are taking a shit in a bag!

In your case, since you threw your shit bag under my tire, I went ahead and moved it with a piece of your truck.

But what scares me is there is now a driver running around with a dirty ass crack! Explaining how you got the nickname shit bag to begin with……

Big smile…..

by RoachKiller

My daughter sent me the greatest picture I’ve ever seen! Her, showing off her newly developed baby bump!

The skinny girl who as a young child was allowed to dip her fingers into the butter container any time she wanted! Who was allowed to eat all the fattening calories she could devour! all in hopes she would gain weight! ( fyi, it didn’t work! )

Sent me a picture of herself with a rather large belly! That made me smile! BIG TIME!

Oh but why am I…..

by RoachKiller

Sitting here getting fucked because another one of your low rent, incompetent, shit bags couldn’t do their fucking job?

I did my job, so why ain’t that cunt sitting here? Better yet, why the fuck didn’t you already work something out with the receiver? Or even have me tcall, knowing this issue was here! Instead of telling me that, if you get there they will unload you at your previously scheduled appointment?

My guess that would have required far to much advanced thinking! That’s why I did the thinking for you yesterday and you told me no! Your exact words were “they will unload you tomorrow at your previous 11:30 appointment time”…..

So there is no need to tcall!

( if in doubt of what I’m saying, scroll down! It’s all there….. ) I even annoying Lee repeated the same question multiple times…..

If you ever wonder why “ socialism” or “ everyone gets the same ideology “ would never work in a civilized satanist society like merika!

This is why! Not everyone can do the same! The people who work hard always end up getting fucked over by those that don’t!

Yet those who don’t expect the same or better than those who actually work hard!

The red headed…..

by RoachKiller

Company step children are really, really, really fucking nervous about what’s to come…..

Oh there will be retaliation, legal retaliation, but there will be RETALIATION! Y’all earned it!

Same batshit crazy, different batshit crazy day!

There whole objective is to get you mad! We are years past mad! It’s just another form of intimidation and harassment…..

So let me get this right…..

by RoachKiller

The company natzi sympathizers called this receiver yesterday and changed my appointment for me. So one of the fellow natzi sympathizers could deliver before me.

Wow, Whoda thunk natzi sympathizers are also monster cunts ta boot….. we already knew they were trolls…..

Yup I’m still better than you…..

When you start dealing with constant trucker tarded shit like this, why should you even bother working your ass off for, cunts!

Why I’m at it, all you natzi sympathizers really need to start shutting your holes! I mean admitting your stupidity and harassment towards fellow employees is plum crazy! All because they can actually drive and you can’t!

Roflmao, same stupid different day!