Did y’all run into, run over or kill today?
So what……
by RoachKiller Category: Road Life
What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!
by RoachKiller Can you imagine…… 
by RoachKiller CPS is so overwhelmed and understaffed. They give a bunch of little black kids to a white bull Dyke and a geriatric cross-dresser! I don’t know about you, but that makes me question a lot…..
Your daily reminder……
by RoachKiller I’m fucking better than you…..
Oh, that’s gotta suck Billy Bob……
by RoachKiller All these custom orders, the customers have been waiting for. Now delayed because your little Cunt ass has to cut in line in front of everybody else.!
On a good note, this is the third time you’ve done this to me. So I guess we can say it’s a pattern that you have started doing it isn’t a one off!
So how are……
by RoachKiller Are you raging Cunts doing today? Is troll life kicking your ass?
Hey BillyBob……
by RoachKiller You never answered my question yesterday. So how is your newest sex offender case going?
Are all those million dollar doctors and lawyers going to get you out of this newest charge?
Just think, ladies……
by RoachKiller If you woulda kept your fucking legs closed, you wouldn’t have so many baby daddy’s, now would you……
Since the slackers…..
by RoachKiller Are once again telling me I’m gunna be fired! Immediately! I had better stock up on these glorious morsels of dead cow!
Oh hell yea!
Praise sweet baby Jesus, steak and shake was invented!
All hail’s the steak and shake!
FYI, my favs are the original double and the garlic burger! Mmmmm!
Hey driver……
by RoachKiller Your trainer dropped you off at the wrong place! This is a truck stop! The weed store is about a quarter mile down the road!
The first sign……
by RoachKiller They are an idiot is when they say “ I am a professional!”
You trucker tarded…..
by RoachKiller Ready to roll? Are we still waiting for you to call your mommy and daddy get their permission first?
So how is……
by RoachKiller The donations going to help with your lawyers, fees, and doctors fees for your sexual predator case?
Do you think your lawyers are gonna get you off again this time?
Nah…..
by RoachKiller I would never want to be anything like y’all! I really don’t think my conscience could ever let me be that big of a cunt!
Don’t forget…..
by RoachKiller Y’all got another Crete family re-education class coming up! My bad, ddc class!
You would think that after all these years of broadcasting that message, they would realize!
The fucking class doesn’t work! If it did, you definitely wouldn’t be seeing so many people attending! or the re-education of so many repeat offenders!
I’m sorry you can’t hire quality drivers! Yet when you have one! Y’all shit all over them at every opportunity you slackers get…..
You should see this…..
by RoachKiller The slackers are back to using social media to troll! Roflmao!
I feel so bad for these people! I really do! Year after year they spend trolling, yet the only reward they are getting is a comment or post from me, acknowledging there lack of iq with a hint of their stupidity!
Just enough comments or posts it keeps themselves in business……
I truly love being that fucking important…..
Well deserved…..
by RoachKiller Day Of rest and relaxation! God damn I was tired! Ever been so fucking tired you almost punch a zit faced, punk ass bitch in the face.
Knowing you could possibly get zit juice on your hand!
Yea, I was that tired!
On a good note, no one has yet explained to me whether that is said,” middle sex “ or “ middl esex?”
Only reason I ask is cus I’ve seen it pronounced both ways! Yet I still don’t know which is right!
Don’t ever tell…..
by RoachKiller Me I ain’t dedicated to my job when I’m out here! Comprende’?
I picked this load up in a fucking blizzard, took it through a fucking downpour of 200 miles! I get 240 miles away from delivery and blow a fucking trailer tire!
I arrived on time, 18 minutes past my expected arrival time from 2 days ago! With 11 fucking minutes to spare!
While doing it all in just over 36 hours! So you and the rest of your lady men can each take turns sucking the dinglberries out of my dirty ass crack!
My recommendation, hire better drivers!
If I pull……
by RoachKiller Off OTD on this load. I will literally shit myself!
No, seriously, I gotta poop…..
Just blew a trailer tire…..
by RoachKiller You don’t think that’s why I couldn’t loose that bald headed blues clues driver do ya?
I mean he stuck to my ass like glue…..
Never know, these natzi sympathizers sure due like fucking with people and their trucks…. even if they are with the same company, but a much lower tax bracket than those they fuck with…… bwoop bwoop!
No Habla…
by RoachKiller English El por favoro …..
I am such a generous fellow employee! For the Geriatric blues clue driver behind me. I have been announcing potential nap places as we’re going down the road.
“Telling the Blue’s Clues driver another nap time area is coming up and he should prepare…..”
Cause we all know these Blue’s Clues drivers nap more than they drive!
Praise sweet baby Jesus!