Category: Home Life

Also ladies…..

by RoachKiller

I’m looking for sorters and baggers! I’m looking to go through the junk drawers tonight and am outsourcing help!

Includes free meal, drinks and a whole lot of laughing!

Serious enquiries only…..

Must be within driving distance of the pdx metro and supporting suburbs! Washingtonians ok!

I’m just sitting…..

by RoachKiller

Here air drying and here comes cujo! Has she no concept of personal space? Jeesh!

I’m butt ass naked, wet and laying on the bed! Yet here she comes….

All I can say is she is lucky she is super cute, and I know she misses the girls…..

Well that and she has farted twice which brought on a series of events that were funnier than hell! 🙂

Sorry ladies….

by RoachKiller

Unless you catch me freshly out of the shower! The only way you will get a good waft of this manly sent. Is to get down there and really get your nose by my boys!

Oddly the scent will last all day in that area! Please feel free, if you see me in public today, to ask for a sniff of this manly scent! I’ll gladly provide you with a sample stick…..

P.s. yes I checked the bottle pre-post if you could see my Mr.winky! I’ll never let that happen again!

Yes ladies…..

by RoachKiller

This is how the silverware drawer ended up! Found the big white and black trays at Fred meyers! It was proudly produced by a woman owned company…..

Madesmart.com

The set also came with these 2 bigger trays! Still haven’t figured out what to use them on yet…..

That is…..

by RoachKiller

What I have lived out of for the last 30 years! A few laundry bags and a shower backpack!

That stack there is all clothes that I wear and fit! The half bag is all of my puma ankle socks! I had no idea I owned that many pairs of puma socks! 😉

When you think about it! OTR trucking is just a hard fucking life! Especially if you’re any good at it…..

On a good note I took 2 massive garbage bags filled with old clothes to goodwill today! So if you like 3x belly shirts! You’re gunna find some good finds!

Me a 3x long fits perfect! Without sporting my hang belly! 🙂

Now you realize that my new gig, they are promising 50 – 60 hours a week! Home nights and weekends! it’s been over 30 fucking years since the last time I was paid overtime!

I’ll fucking take it! That’s far better than 70+ hours a week with zero time and a half! Sleeping in the truck somewhere in the 48 states…..

Breakfast is served….

by RoachKiller

Ladies! Hope this will suffice? I only defrosted 1 ham steak each last night…..

Hope yall like ketchup! It’s a staple in my house…. A lot like diet soda pop and a cup of ice! 🙂

That olive oil I recently picked up fucking rocks! I honestly think it enhances the flavors…..

Well fuck…..

by RoachKiller

I have been cleared for take off from Seattle! drug / alcohol and background check came back clean, obviously!

They tell me I have a 6 hour orientation to do. Then I will be running co-pilot for about 10 days! Then I will once again be on captains duties!

Sad, I kinda enjoyed this time not working after 30 fucking years of working 70 hours a week!

Working on that riff in captive bolt pistol! When you hear it you will know exactly which riff I’m working on…..

Oddly had….

by RoachKiller

A whole 5 viewers with 1 staying the entire hour! Shocked! Definitely shocked TikTok let me get away with playing easy listening standards in the background the whole hour!

lol, here were the final results….. 😉 ( I so amuse myself! ) Added bonus, I really enjoyed that hour of tunes! Very fucking relaxing!

The sunglasses were there to prove my live’ity…..

If you wonder why I did what I did for my first live! Here’s a good reason…..

If it’s not…..

by RoachKiller

The washer, it’s the dryer! If it’s not the dryer, it’s the dish washer!

On a good note, I have to get some cupboard center supports!

But 1 more dishwasher load and I’ll be done! Oh and a trip to the store for a new silverware holder…..

It’s starting to take shape….. can’t wait for the gold set to arrive!

FYI, those steak knives are sharp! Totally sliced my finger open puting them in the dishwasher…..

So which group of you…..

by RoachKiller

Ladies would all like to come over and show me a good time for my birthday?

Oh and fyi dumbass! If you or your spouse split. One will obviously stay at your owned house! All the basic laws and privacy laws are still in full effect!

I realize you ain’t the brightest of folk! Yet maybe yall should contact a real attorney before yall even get a hankering of the thought your gunna think!