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Sure hope…..

by RoachKiller

The exwife ain’t tracking the dogs AirTag! Isn’t that violating her own restraining order? I know, I try to connect to it and it says it’s still connected to her account!

Guess this means I’ll have to stop and buy a new one!

Truck stop finally opened! Yay! We need water, soda and I need some fucking food!

Talk to……

by RoachKiller

My official divorce attorney today.

I wonder if she’s married? Cause she sounds like a person you could definitely have a conversation with. You wouldn’t have to worry about her having to pop a hit off her THC vape for whatever her ailment of the week was, in the middle of the conversation!

Anyhoot! She basically spent an hour telling me what I already knew. Answered a few questions I didn’t know. actually gave me a little bit of hope that there might be life after 31 years of misery……

Y’all wave buh-by to the trash queen!

P.s. maybe she can get her little Internet friends to pitch in so she can afford a lawyer?

Better yet, maybe she can get her woke psychology, son-in-law, to give her the money?

Since this……

by RoachKiller

Was all last minute! I didn’t get the leash! I’ve been so sick that just driving is sucking my energy fast!

Haven’t had time to stop at Walmart!

Luckily I had that inhaler left over from Covid! That thing works miracles on bronchial tubes!

Yet, as a marcher on we both are! Lasko gave his cord to help support little miss Mika’s new way of life! That is until we make it to a store!

Day 2of her on the road with me! Mika is an old lady! Literally a 13 year old chihuahua! She has sists, bad teeth and an anal gland that rarely ever expresses itself! ( vogue! )

When driving the floor of the truck warms up! She must love it as that’s where she spent most her time!

With her belly flopping on the floor!”

I also found that she does not like this ceasars food the exwife continually kept buying! She actually snubbed her nose at it! She wouldn’t eat it until she was absolutely starving and was forced too!

So I dumped that shit and dropped in some kibbles and bits small dog food! Kinda moist kinda dry!

She gulped that shit down like it was candy!

So as we start day 2 notice still zero pooping or peeing on the floor! Besides a little bladder leakage! She is fucking old!

She has figured out how to climb onto the bed and down! She loves to watch tv! We were watching king of the hill last night! In between my falling in and out of conscientiousness!

And now she just huffed and puffed me cus I won’t let her out of the shower room! How rude!

Looks to me like she is loving her best life now…..

Just think of all the new places she will get to see and pee on…..

Right now…..

by RoachKiller

We are in a trial by fire! I’ve never had a dog on the road with me. So this will be an interesting test!

Other than forgetting her bed, her humping bed and her leash. I think we can figure this out!

Do need some climbing pieces so she can roam while I sleep. Oh and a hamster water bottle! Other than that…..

Must say a thank you to uncle Scotty for picking her up! He saved the day! A little late buts it worked out!

I also need to get her a brush and see if I can’t get some of that plaque off her teeth! If not I’ll figure it out like I always do!

Last night I left the lights on for her first night in the truck! Oddly since I walked her before bed. She neither pooped nor peed in the truck all night! I do have to break her of the habit that every time I open the door we’re going for a walk!

Over all good transition! Oh and if there was any food on the floor? It is now gone!

I am still sick af! The runny nose has started…..

I know……

by RoachKiller

This satanic imagery! And I also know how much you hate the Bible and that skull!

It will be the new centerpiece at whatever home I own…..

I believe it’s called a Springer and it’s from Africa!

Satanists will use goat heads, or ram heads

No, man…..

by RoachKiller

I’m just doing my thing! I can tell the stress is getting to me! I’m sick af! To the point I’m actually going To pay for a shower…..

This whole experience is reaffirming to anyone who is anti social! That anti social is the way to be! If you had trust issues before! Oh you will definitely have trust issues after!

You thought your significant other was a bitch, cunt, whore, cockroach, looser, asshole, mother fucker, cocksucker before! Just wait, you will think much worse of them after!

What is the big issue this week? The dog! Ok the dog has been the issue this whole time! Last month she would let the dog sit in the house 24 -26+ hours no food, not being let outside and then telling me. Oh, it’s ok she can just pee and poop on the carpet! Oh it’s ok I’ll just double feed her before I leave…..

Even after I asked her “ should I take the dog with me?”

So my focus has been getting the dog out of there. Every time I get her ready! The stoner chick finds some way to fuck it up! Not for her of course but for me!

Most recent incident? Last time home! The nasty evil woman packed her shit, told me she was leaving and went!

Then I’m working on the trees and am served a restraining order! Which is odd cus for 3 weeks she kept telling me, “ we need to talk, or I’ve been trying to talk to you”. Yet all I am hearing is dial tone and silence!

Yet Not just a normal restraining order but one that is so open for interpretation that there might as well not be one at all!

But the fact that I was already starting to rebuild after she moved out. Comes in, kicks me out and tells me it’s all your fault! Really is a mother fucker, aint it! really goes to show how fucked people really are!

If she had even spent a minut amount of time on me like she is trying to win this divorce! We wouldn’t be divorcing! Figure that one out!

As of right now, ive given up all hope on the dog, the house and my shit! Even the cop said, “ unless you can get that shit out of here. You’re basically fucked!”

Now, if I had known this was going to happen. I wouldn’t have spent my days off dealing with the tree! Trying to beautify the house in case we sell it! Nope, I’de have spent my time off dealing with getting my gear out of there! See how this works?

I’m so far impressed she hasn’t had one of her “ online friends” in the social media chat boards she’s on. Start spoofing my ip and sending her nasty texts or emails!

Don’t worry I’m sure she will eventually! Why do you think I spent so much money on that internet firewall appliance? Refused to give her the WiFi password except for her tv? Then only giving it to her by actually setting it up for her?

How do you think all the previous incarnations of my WiFi wall were all trashed? From the inside……

So what’s the moral of the story?

Fuck if I know, but I do know I have posted zero details about what she is doing. Either on social media, chat boards or group texts…..

From what I’m seeing and hearing! She can’t say the same…..

Actually…..

by RoachKiller

I contacted my old attorney to see if he wanted to do the divorce. Told him what was up and he’s the one that said, “ you should contest the restraining order!”

Now when I was a kid, this guy and his cohorts in crime got my ass out of trouble a couple times! he is good and so are his cohorts! so when he says do something, I do it!

So I took his advice! As of right now I’m dealing with 2 lawyers! 1 for the restraining order and one for the divorce!

I just want this shit over with! I’m tired, I’m tired of being the scapegoat for everyone else’s problems! I’m tired of being shot on for being dad!

I was just thinking, ya know I have not had one of my kids or my wife just ask, “ so how you doing today?”

Man, it’s time to get on with life and find someone who actually cares about me enough to even ask that question!

Cus honestly all I seam to be is the paycheck and the guy who does all the work on the house…..

Welp, I gotta find me a new bitch to fuck so, see ya!

Minus the new…..

by RoachKiller

Big chair! Notice my family room is starting to look like a home!

Scratch that, I have a court order I’m supposed to let the stoner chick back in! Roflmao!

There goes my dreams of having a happy, safe home!

You can see where the hungry hippo’s stoner stool once stood! Completely destroyed the carpet!

God damn….

by RoachKiller

I am sore as fuck! Arms, legs, brain!

Ya know I enjoyed the fuck out of taking that tree down! I however am not enjoying the side effects!

And next time, someone remind me to wear pants!

I think why I’m so proud of this is, I did it myself!

Like usual I got zero help from anyone who supposably is family!

Roflmao! It’s like my soon to be ex old lady! She packed up and left! That means she moved out right?

That’s what a normal person would think! Instead she says “ no I never said any of that! I never moved out! I never packed my bags and spent damn near a month living at our daughter’s place!”

As a generous husband would do, I packed her shit and put it outside for her to pick up!

Then comes this bizarre restraining order! Hmm, I’m thinking and seeing she lied on most of it!

Then the piece da la resistance, I was so excited to come home and see my new grandkids! I mean handing out monte cristo cigars excited! I texted, I called, I texted! When I finally get an answer via the wife. I was told I’m not allowed to see them!

I’m like what the fuck?

So in my eyes, all of my hostility is well justified! well not to mention finding the mass amount of weed products in my house sent me into a tizzy also! ( lady you got a serious addiction happening! I would understand if it was medicinal! But it’s all recreational! )

Praise sweet baby Jesus! ( oh I can never get enough of saying that! )

There ya go! My life in a simple blog post!

Since there is this…..

by RoachKiller

Cool court order I have to allow my soon to be ex wife back into my home for which she moved out. Roflmao!

Minus all the weed and weed vape, I will go ahead and put her chair back in the house! But not in my newly decorated spot! Nope I’ll be putting her shit right in the middle of the dog pee and poop room!

Which use to be my tv room until the constant smell of ammonia from all the dog pee started to appear!

Oddly right around the same time she started getting into weed!

Yet since she is “ moving back in!” I no longer need to take my dog with me! If for some reason I find that she is once again mistreating the animal. ( oh her not feeding her or letting her out for over 24 hours pissed me the fuck off! Big time! This is the animal who has brought this entire family happiness and love! So it broke my heart to see her being treated this way! )

So I sure hope she enjoys her new digs!

I’ll have to read that paper again but I hope I can now get her half of the mortgage? That alone would cover the lawyers fee!

Yea, the stand needs….

by RoachKiller

To be black and the page title of the lamb skin bible needs to be a bit more readable! REVELATIONS! While the sacrifice bowl under the Bible needs to be on fire or filled with the blood of the lamb of god…..

That’s my idea of art!…..

Album cover, hell yea!

Why did I top…..

by RoachKiller

A cherry tree? My uncle showed me this trick when I was a kid! You top the tree and then for about 5 or 6 seasons after that you prune anything going up. But leave everything going sideways!

This old cherry tree has no real value other than the seasonal bloom! Which will go excellently with the Japanese maples I’ve been semi dwarfing in the front….. fyi, these have always been sour cherries! Cool tree though…..

So over the next few seasons we shall see how it rolls!

Have some clean up to do on the longer stubs but over all I’m impress that I didn’t take down the fence! Not did I take out any of the neighbors cars…..

Oh and fyi, that electric pole chainsaw worked very well! Allowed easy access to a lot more cuts! While on the thicker limbs they would break and fall while still attached. Which gave me a sort of hinge effect and everything would fall close….

By now means am I a pro but I did it…..