Category: Ford Fender

Some songs…..

by RoachKiller

You just gotta finish before you get out of the car! Sitting here sucking on my 7-11 horchata and enjoying a good tune….

My phone…..

by RoachKiller

Has outlasted another otterbox defender ( dad model ) case again! This phone has been dropped and fallen out of the truck so many times I lost count!

The case gave its life for this phone!

Praise sweet baby Jesus!

I have been…..

by RoachKiller

Banished to standing in one spot watching the cart!

As I told the wife if I don’t go home and take a nap soon! I will throw myself on the floor and throw a fit!

Just like the little kid earlier! I learned from him how to do it! He was an excellent teacher! Mom bought him the candy bar!

Cus I don’t know about you but I wish to make the trip to pretentious prick land as fast as possible!

Omg the bitch came back with a second cart! Omg! Get me outtttta here!

I have no…..

by RoachKiller

Issues with all of my neighbors! Some I like, some I don’t! Your usual neighborhood bullshit!

The only complaint I have is this!

“ YALL HAVE DRIVEWAYS, YALL HAVE GARAGES! WHY THE FUCK DO YOU STILL HAVE TO PARK ON THE STREET?“

Our street isn’t a 4 car wide street! So when you cocks park the 700 cars you each own. On both sides of the road. Our street becomes a one way street!

Twas’nt like that when we moved in!

If it wasn’t for the unbelievable view of mt. Hood and the fact it’s so quit you can hear the kids playing at school recess a 1/2 mile away! I would have to raise an issue with the hoa we don’t have! 😉

Oh and watch out for the chick that drives that mini van! That bitch flies over the speed bumps and will ride your ass all the way down the street!

Twas shocked…..

by RoachKiller

Went out and started up the hotrod yesterday! I was shocked! I left it outside the gate a whole month!

I figured y’all stole my personal keys out of the truck. So you could steal my car and break into my house!

I mean why else would you steal someone’s keys?

So imagine my surprise when my car was in the exact spot I parked it a month ago…..

God damn!

by RoachKiller

These guys are sending some of the best tributes I’ve seen! Not a thing wrong with them! Even the nuts are properly set up!

Excellent job over there in West Virginia at specialty traders.com

G&l asat classic tribute…..

And that’s…..

by RoachKiller

Why you don’t fuck with someone who ain’t fucking with you…. Comprende’

That’s right about the time I contacted support to find out why my system started throwing error codes…..

Oh did I forget to mention I kinda know a guy, who knows a guy who helped right the code…..

Y’all are missing out…..

by RoachKiller

On the freak show walking by the house today! We had the Great white beast, Pyrenees walk by with a new man cunt in tow! Rubbing his neck probably cus he knows how fucked he is!

I actually miss the big tittied red head that use to walk it!

Then a new cunt pushing a baby stroller!

I’m guessing she is either an only fans hoe or a 7-11 clerk! Way to over confident In her attitude!

Either way, it’s nice to live in yuppyville! Only difference is, they can’t afford it!

FYI, I had to mow the lawn twice today! Not a choice cool day to do it!

It has arrived…..

by RoachKiller

This is by far one of the best semi-hollow bodies I have seen sub $400!

This will definetly make a nice addition to the road guitar arsenal!

Purchased this at specialty traders out of West Virginia!

G&l asat classic tribute, blues boy…..

Exscuse the towel! The wife and I just fornicated and we didn’t want to mess up the bed spread…..

If the old lady…..

by RoachKiller

Would stop watching porn and keeping her game running! ( wich by the way, her game is constantly throwing 480mbps off her tablet ) I could give an accurate measurement of what gigabit internet should run like…..

This is on top of all the other shit I have running! Not fucking bad for $60 a month huh?

So who would…..

by RoachKiller

Like to see a live stream of me getting the official finish of the first coat of ink on my blackout sleeve?

We will be tightening up my wrist, elbow and inner arm? I don’t know if we will be getting into the actual design yet….

The next tattoo will be taking a break from either arm and moving to the matching tattoo of my daughter! Except mine will be on my leg….

I am not…..

by RoachKiller

A grandpa yet! I have about 2 months before my status as a “ secondary dad in training “ status is officially turned into grandpa status!

Please allow me some privacy in this difficult time to adjust to the name and status change!

I will also need time to prepare to not remember wich is wich! So my hunt for the “ hello my name is” shirt stickers is in high gear!

Praise sweet baby Jesus! Hail Satan! Ali Alah ahkbar! Boba fet is god….. etc etc….

Oh dude…..

by RoachKiller

Keith Roth of #hairnation fame hasn’t a fucking clue as to who I am!

Other than the fact I am the instigator of the 1000 text @hairnation protest from years gone bye! Protesting the fact the 23 years I’ve been a subscriber they haven’t changed any of the songs they play! It’s the same bullshit music changed up by an hour, every day!

They have actually changed the name of the station more than the playlist!

Oh and I also own keithroth.com, he might know me from that…. But I offered it up to him years ago at a highly discounted price. He didn’t want it, so I’m guessing I’m once again, someone he hasn’t a clue exists….

Yet I do love posting about his repetitive, sorry ass on occasion…..