Oh, you didn’t……

Read the exceptions that she wrote into that restraining order did you?

I figured for stalkers you would be much more thorough on stalking me. But if you read the restraining order, there are exemptions! As long as I don’t go outside of those exemptions, I can do whatever the fuck I want……

Now, if for some reason, she feels the need to change that. Then she is in for one hell of a legal fight……

Oh yeah, they are fishing hard…..

Sorry ladies…..

I’m not on any dating apps! I looked at one for a few days years ago! I posted about it! That shit sucked!

I have no need to be on dating apps! Hope it all works out for ya!

If you want to talk to me all you have to do is belly up to the proverbial bar and do so! If I’m in the mood I will…..

#dating

Matter of fact I remember where I installed that dating app! Nashville, so all the women I saw were from there!

Even when I become single I would never use a dating app! Evar!

See the thing is….

The old Lady moved out! She packed her shit and said she was leaving!

Then the following month I started getting new furniture. Started cleaning up the house. Started again doing yard work!

Then I get a knock from the sheriff with a restraining order. Not any restraining order but a restraining order giving her access back to the house!

My guess my daughter’s mother in law came for a week to see the grandkids and the wife had no where to stay!

So now I’m fucked, the house was set up for me. Not her! As she said she moved out! So she wasn’t hooked into the alarm, the door locks, nothing!

Here is the funny part, all she had to do was actually talk to me! I would have either set her up or given her motel money! Yet in her haste to win the divorce, she took the low road!

My guess she realized how badly she fucked up with all the shit she had done the previous months!

My guess her thc addiction and narcissistic tendencies/ control freak over took her thought process and all she could be was rejected and mad!

So unless she bellies up to the bar and actually talks or we let this ride and see where it ends up…..

I’m at the point of not being in any hurry now! Whether the divorce happens next week or 2 years from now! I could care less! I have found the path I’m going to take and time has no factor in it!

Meaning, it doesn’t have to happen today or tomorrow! I got plenty of time…..

If she wishes to expedite the process that’s all on her…..

Don’t worry lady! You don’t have to worry that I will actually tell the kids what you have done the last few months!

Unlike you, I won’t be trying to influence there opinion of you! That’s definitely something you can’t say…..

Oh it’s tough, but I’ll survive! I just wish this would have happened sooner! So like her dad, I would have had time to start over and make a new family!

One who actually gave a shit about the guy who worked his mother fucking ass off so they could have a good life…..

I’ll just chalk it off to living an actual life……

Besides, I got this shorty here who shows me unconditional love and disgust all at the same time! 😉 ( pictured above! )

Pooch is doing…..

Fine! She is wearing herself out with all the walks we have been going on!

Averaging a couple miles a day! She’s doing great! Teeth are looking better and yes, she is still a crotchety old lady!

She barks and looks outside when she really has to potty! She will go all night with out a potty break!

She has had one accident and honestly it was my fault as she warned me ahead of time! I just didn’t understand what she was trying to tell me!

She scared off a murder of crows, 3 black guys an old man walking in the parking lot and loves watching the dudes pee in the bathroom! She however is not a fan of the poop noises they make!

She saw her first lightning bug, and is over all doing very good!

She prefers that bed! It has been moved all around the truck! By her of course! Most of all she still loves sleeping just on the floor next to wherever you are sitting…..

Oh and today was a new record! She pooped 3 times each per walk! So she managed to pinch a loaf 9 times today!

You know as well as I do, they were all tiny turds but a turd is a turd…..

Imagine that…..

After the never ending supply of fucked up trailers I have have been forced to pick up. Ones your high quality drivers left for someone else to deal with.

You people have the balls to accuse me of dropping a trailer with a flat tire! It always amazes me!

Hey the driver that dropped that trailer I was forced to pick up. With 4 flat tires and another 4 tires filled with nails and bolts. Did you accuse him to?

Then you tell me you want me to be part of this “ test drive “ of new trucks but sacrifice my privacy rights to do so? Fuck you!

I can definitely see why you have 10 new hires here this week…..

She is a trooper…..

The last few days have been a trial of her acceptance of me and her new lifestyle! It’s been in the 90’s here! We have been stuck sitting in a room while she is stuck sleeping in her crate!

She is doing killer! Yet she is definitely not happy she can’t climb on the bed without my help!

Welp, it’s dinner time! See ya, slackers!

O cmon…..

Is there anything funnier than watching an entire group of people burn their bridges, dig their own graves or even watch them walk closer to falling into that abyss…..

What I’m loving is how every time they are caught red handed they still say, “ it wasn’t me!” or how they are constantly trying to pass the buck so to speak…..

Any hoot, enough about the workplace harassment crew.

Day 7 of doggy daycare Has begun! As she is cranky as fuck today!

Finale day 6…..

I never realized how much this dog loves to people watch! Her first visit to a subway and all she did was watch people!

Oddly with as much curiosity as I do at the mall! It’s really quite interesting watching this girl work….

Not to mention do you know how many hotties commented on how cute she is?

Hell keeping the dog might be a better deal than keeping the house…..

Especially with the kind of hotties she’s pulling my way! 😉

Day 6…..

Of Doggy daycare! Due to the food switch, we are now seeing the results! I figure a few more days and she should be poppen baby turds again!

She is doing unexpectedly good! I now also know when she stares at me and whines! She is telling me she really, really, really has to potty! 🙂

The aggravation is slowly wearing off as we are kinda understanding each other slowly!

Sit and stay are going to be a fight!

As to how this wasn’t already taught to her? I dunno……

The final donated part of lasko has been tossed! We are cooking with fire now….

Ya know…..

It’s hilarious! I’m not leaving pup pup in the truck when I go inside. We get the usual comments from the ladies. When they see her!

Yet what I wasn’t expecting was the comments we are getting from the straight, big burley truck drivers!

They all want to know what breed she is? How old she is and if they can pet her! 😉

I’m also finding out she is racist! Yup, pup pup is racist! She, and I’m assuming it’s a color/site thing, doesn’t like Arabs wearing turbans!

Anyone else with darker skin she doesn’t bark at! It’s hilariously weird!

Started looking….

For a new place to buy! I do believe I have found some that have potential!

My only requirements are they must be near the ocean! Have at least 1100 – 1200 feet livable space not including garage! 2 bathrooms and 2 large bedrooms!

Hell I’ve been looking at container houses that meet or beat that for a fraction of my city house….

All I know is if I’m the problem, I’m Definitely removing myself! that way I and y’all can “ be happy! “

Only problem is, if I leave there will be nobody available to do all the work…..

Sure hope…..

The exwife ain’t tracking the dogs AirTag! Isn’t that violating her own restraining order? I know, I try to connect to it and it says it’s still connected to her account!

Guess this means I’ll have to stop and buy a new one!

Truck stop finally opened! Yay! We need water, soda and I need some fucking food!

Talk to……

My official divorce attorney today.

I wonder if she’s married? Cause she sounds like a person you could definitely have a conversation with. You wouldn’t have to worry about her having to pop a hit off her THC vape for whatever her ailment of the week was, in the middle of the conversation!

Anyhoot! She basically spent an hour telling me what I already knew. Answered a few questions I didn’t know. actually gave me a little bit of hope that there might be life after 31 years of misery……

Y’all wave buh-by to the trash queen!

P.s. maybe she can get her little Internet friends to pitch in so she can afford a lawyer?

Better yet, maybe she can get her woke psychology, son-in-law, to give her the money?

Since this……

Was all last minute! I didn’t get the leash! I’ve been so sick that just driving is sucking my energy fast!

Haven’t had time to stop at Walmart!

Luckily I had that inhaler left over from Covid! That thing works miracles on bronchial tubes!

Yet, as a marcher on we both are! Lasko gave his cord to help support little miss Mika’s new way of life! That is until we make it to a store!

Day 2of her on the road with me! Mika is an old lady! Literally a 13 year old chihuahua! She has sists, bad teeth and an anal gland that rarely ever expresses itself! ( vogue! )

When driving the floor of the truck warms up! She must love it as that’s where she spent most her time!

With her belly flopping on the floor!”

I also found that she does not like this ceasars food the exwife continually kept buying! She actually snubbed her nose at it! She wouldn’t eat it until she was absolutely starving and was forced too!

So I dumped that shit and dropped in some kibbles and bits small dog food! Kinda moist kinda dry!

She gulped that shit down like it was candy!

So as we start day 2 notice still zero pooping or peeing on the floor! Besides a little bladder leakage! She is fucking old!

She has figured out how to climb onto the bed and down! She loves to watch tv! We were watching king of the hill last night! In between my falling in and out of conscientiousness!

And now she just huffed and puffed me cus I won’t let her out of the shower room! How rude!

Looks to me like she is loving her best life now…..

Just think of all the new places she will get to see and pee on…..

Right now…..

We are in a trial by fire! I’ve never had a dog on the road with me. So this will be an interesting test!

Other than forgetting her bed, her humping bed and her leash. I think we can figure this out!

Do need some climbing pieces so she can roam while I sleep. Oh and a hamster water bottle! Other than that…..

Must say a thank you to uncle Scotty for picking her up! He saved the day! A little late buts it worked out!

I also need to get her a brush and see if I can’t get some of that plaque off her teeth! If not I’ll figure it out like I always do!

Last night I left the lights on for her first night in the truck! Oddly since I walked her before bed. She neither pooped nor peed in the truck all night! I do have to break her of the habit that every time I open the door we’re going for a walk!

Over all good transition! Oh and if there was any food on the floor? It is now gone!

I am still sick af! The runny nose has started…..