Category: Ford Fender

Why you…..

by RoachKiller

Princess’s are deciding on your next troll. I’ll be busy putting this in today!

But yea, you ladies feel free to keep on doing the worthless trolls!

Well worthless to you! Monster $ signs to me…..

Ewww…..

by RoachKiller

I’m so scared! The big bad sex offender has sent more of his friends to fuck with little ole me!

Hold me I’m scared! I’ll gladly point the cops in your direction, pookie!

Personally I think princess’s like you and your friends need to be sent to to an island like your british counterparts were….

But after seeing you let your hair grow back I guess we can start with the “ sexual predator in the area posters…..”

I still find it odd how even though they cut off your balls.

How you and your little friends are still allowed in public! Unrestricted!

Scary shit huh?

FYI…..

by RoachKiller

I don’t like punk music! I would never even try and hunt it out!

If I did it would be what I know! Black flag, day glow abortions…. So you, can fuck off with your batshit need for me to know your in a punk ass bitch punk band! comprende’?

Which reminds me! I washed the hot rod and I still have this black wash from runoff of the black accents! wtf Subaru?

FYI, it officially has 2600 miles on it now! Bwoop bwoop!

I gotta know…..

by RoachKiller

Shitty weather day up here! Tried to figure out what to do with my time. The daughter is sick, the wife is sleeping and the cunts that rent the quadplex on the corner of course parked under my tree!

So no tree trimming and or major work Inside today! So after looking at the hot rod. Realizing it is still covered in that orange pollen from summer. I figured fuck it, I’ll just wash the car!

Of course this was after I replaced the turn signal bulb in the old ladies car. You know, where that geezer who was born in 1930 backed into her….. ( eventually she will get that thing fixed! That’s what I over pay for insurance for! )

So I’m bubble blasting the hot rod all while watching sex offenders walk by the house!

It Gets better! I watched one old geezer walk by with his hoody so tight around his head and face. He could barely see!

I literally can’t make this shit up! I’m like, princess! Maybe you should go back home! It might be to cold out here for a delicate flower like you today!Roflmao!

Keep in mind, people don’t move that often on this street! Even though I’m on the road a lot. I still have a general idea of who lives here and who doesn’t! The hermaphroditic gonads I’m speaking of now. D’D’D’DONT! That’s why this is entertaining me so…..

The one thing they all had in common was they were either on their cell phones while walking by or they got on them shortly after walking by! either way, I’m sure I tagged their numbers…..

Hey I might not be a smart man! At least that’s what y’all keep telling me! but I sure the fuck ain’t gunna let there money pass me by…..

Any hoot so after washing the hotrod I decided I would run up to the store to see about dinner! I’ve seen some definite freaks around here over the years! These 2 took the cake and ran with it!

I got this 6’ milato black guy and his 3’ Asian old lady standing way too close to me at the meat counter. I’m looking for a good deal on a steak all while wondering, “ how do you 2 fuck? I don’t see but maybe 2 positions that would work for you people? “

lol, well anyhoot, I got me some beer battered fish sticks, a pint of orange juice and I’m done for the day!

Praise sweet baby Jesus!

Oh wait, you can’t! Sunday evening church service doesn’t start until 18:00! Y’all make sure and not miss that! y’all really need serious help on learning to be good people! Cus after all these years you still ain’t…..

So close…..

by RoachKiller

I was so close to having the black out finished! 1 maybe 2 more hours! But after 4 hours I started doing that weird hypothermic breathing thing…. That was a lot of skin coverage….:

Personally I think it was a wise decision! Hey, I did the best I could…..

Burn in complete…..

by RoachKiller

Bought a few helium mobile miners a while back! Placed 3 of them already and kept one for myself!

Decided last month before I left to do a 30 day burn in on mine. Welp after 30 days it still works! Slackers driving by the house spent a lot of time trying to work them!

I did find it hilarious though! I turned on the free customer WiFi option! Within minutes, the slackers were on line and trying to be what we call in the industry, “ fucking stupid!”

Which is sad too! Cus I have no problems leaving an open WiFi connection for the neighborhood! Ya know limiting bandwidth of course! Yet because of incompetent, low rent, shitbags like you people! I can’t do that! It’s fucking Sad, I know!

You will learn that all good deeds never go unpunished!

Shit bags are constantly needing to show you how important they are…..

How to piss your wife off, 101…..

by RoachKiller

Order your daughter a complete twin car seat / stroller set without consulting your wife!

I’m pretty sure if I wasn’t on the road. You would be reading about my death in the local news paper today…..

Why she really wanted to be in on that decision, I’ll never know! But I’ve been researching this for about 2 months now! So I’m pretty sure I chose the right system…..

Keithroth.com.…

by RoachKiller

Thanks for reminding me! I forgot I was going to transfer it over to network solutions and add the additional 40 years of registration!

As of right now, they’re the only registrar that you can register for up to 50 years! Go daddy limits you to 10 years!

Thanks for reminding me, when I get a chance I’ll transfer it over and renew it…..

Thank you Gumby…..

by RoachKiller

Looking teenage kid wearing the YHWH hoodie! You inspired me to write a tune in minutes!

I’m calling it, “ spiritual warfare!” It’s about how kids like you are sucked into the hate and sexual paraphilia that only religion offers! While being pushed deeper by your parents and the so called “ good people “ of the church!

All while being told, “ only god can make you a good person…..”

The only advice I’m gonna give you is hopefully your mohel didn’t use his mouth to remove your cut off foreskin…..

Welp it’s true…..

by RoachKiller

Bass players almost always end up dressing in woman’s clothes and are always trying to come up with the money for their sex change operation!

As was proven by my visit to guitar center…..

Moral of the story, don’t play bass!

Yay sold off….

by RoachKiller

Two low end guitars! Only 30 more to go! Keeping all high ends and letting all the others go!

Think of it like this, guitar center took the Michael Kelley over that Jackson pro monarq’ roflmao! 

That should tell you how shitty that Jackson monarq pro is! Oddly I did my job and made it sound metalicious….

Keep your eyes out! I’ll be posting more of the lower end guitars for sale online! I got 30+ of them….

Tattoo you….

by RoachKiller

Ok, I still use neosporin on my tattoo’s! Not only does it help with tenderness, it also soothes a bit and lasts longer than many water based creams like lotramin etc….

I only use this stuff for like 4 or 5 days! When I do, I dab about that much! I use 2 dabs about yay big to cover both my forearm and my under arm!

You don’t need much as when it’s a fresh tat. It’s above normal temperature. So just setting that dab on my arm causes it to melt a bit and liquify quick!

A small tattoo I would use a 1/16 of that Dab!

After application!

Well I gotta run! I bought a 3” mattress pad to firm up this mattress and now the old lady can’t get into bed without jumping!

Who’s got the best step stools? 😉