by RoachKiller I do not give any of you permission to inhale my scent! Especially with as delicious as I smell today!
Even my ass smells like strawberries! All though I will allow a few of you ladies a lick of my sweet ass! It’s an invitation only lick and unless you have been notified previously to this post, you weren’t invited!
by RoachKiller To buy a Subaru….
by RoachKiller The day the lord rested! So I am doing nothing! I woke up so sore, nothing is my best plan of action! Although I might spread some mulch later tonight!
Any hoot, be a man and buy this blower! It has this turbo feature that is aw inspiring! For you metal heads, turbo is like turning a Marshall up to 11!
Not to mention the hold feature on the variable speed controller!
Although the smaller battery only lasts 15 minutes on turbo! That’s more than enough time to accomplish most home tasks!
by RoachKiller On the end is driving me insane! It’s half purple and now half red dragon! Lol, it started being half red dragon and half an orange dragon! wtf?
The one that’s really getting me excited is this one! It’s already leveling nicely and I think it will need potting soon! I really want to dwarf it if I can!
by RoachKiller Had better not suck! Tried the ryobi and unless your a short knuckle dragger. It still barely moves grass off the sidewalk!
So I didn’t buy the most expensive but I did buy a much better one…. Hopefully!
by RoachKiller You just gotta finish before you get out of the car! Sitting here sucking on my 7-11 horchata and enjoying a good tune….
by RoachKiller I went to the slums and got me a grape slurpee! well worth dodging gunfire, sex offenders and drug addicts….. so basically I had to dodge anyone you know….
All hail the grape slurpee!
by RoachKiller Has outlasted another otterbox defender ( dad model ) case again! This phone has been dropped and fallen out of the truck so many times I lost count!
The case gave its life for this phone!
Praise sweet baby Jesus!
by RoachKiller My helmet holders arrived!
Pretty Neto! Not as neat as my helmet but pretty cool!
I bought that predator helmet a few years ago! Hand painted and built by some dude in Indonesia!
by RoachKiller Banished to standing in one spot watching the cart!
As I told the wife if I don’t go home and take a nap soon! I will throw myself on the floor and throw a fit!
Just like the little kid earlier! I learned from him how to do it! He was an excellent teacher! Mom bought him the candy bar!
Cus I don’t know about you but I wish to make the trip to pretentious prick land as fast as possible!
Omg the bitch came back with a second cart! Omg! Get me outtttta here!
by RoachKiller Bothers people like you that this is my idea of music, huh?
by RoachKiller I sure hope I don’t get canceled! Ya know, by the same people who suffer from severe mental illness, greed, envy and the tallest napoleon complex I’ve ever seen!
by RoachKiller Issues with all of my neighbors! Some I like, some I don’t! Your usual neighborhood bullshit!
The only complaint I have is this!
“ YALL HAVE DRIVEWAYS, YALL HAVE GARAGES! WHY THE FUCK DO YOU STILL HAVE TO PARK ON THE STREET?“
Our street isn’t a 4 car wide street! So when you cocks park the 700 cars you each own. On both sides of the road. Our street becomes a one way street!
Twas’nt like that when we moved in!
If it wasn’t for the unbelievable view of mt. Hood and the fact it’s so quit you can hear the kids playing at school recess a 1/2 mile away! I would have to raise an issue with the hoa we don’t have! 😉
Oh and watch out for the chick that drives that mini van! That bitch flies over the speed bumps and will ride your ass all the way down the street!
by RoachKiller Went out and started up the hotrod yesterday! I was shocked! I left it outside the gate a whole month!
I figured y’all stole my personal keys out of the truck. So you could steal my car and break into my house!
I mean why else would you steal someone’s keys?
So imagine my surprise when my car was in the exact spot I parked it a month ago…..
by RoachKiller These guys are sending some of the best tributes I’ve seen! Not a thing wrong with them! Even the nuts are properly set up!
Excellent job over there in West Virginia at specialty traders.com
G&l asat classic tribute…..
by RoachKiller Why you don’t fuck with someone who ain’t fucking with you…. Comprende’
That’s right about the time I contacted support to find out why my system started throwing error codes…..
Oh did I forget to mention I kinda know a guy, who knows a guy who helped right the code…..
by RoachKiller On the freak show walking by the house today! We had the Great white beast, Pyrenees walk by with a new man cunt in tow! Rubbing his neck probably cus he knows how fucked he is!
I actually miss the big tittied red head that use to walk it!
Then a new cunt pushing a baby stroller!
I’m guessing she is either an only fans hoe or a 7-11 clerk! Way to over confident In her attitude!
Either way, it’s nice to live in yuppyville! Only difference is, they can’t afford it!
FYI, I had to mow the lawn twice today! Not a choice cool day to do it!
by RoachKiller We unbox this bad boy! It should fit in the closet in the truck….
We shall see!
by RoachKiller This is by far one of the best semi-hollow bodies I have seen sub $400!
This will definetly make a nice addition to the road guitar arsenal!
Purchased this at specialty traders out of West Virginia!
G&l asat classic tribute, blues boy…..
Exscuse the towel! The wife and I just fornicated and we didn’t want to mess up the bed spread…..
by RoachKiller Would stop watching porn and keeping her game running! ( wich by the way, her game is constantly throwing 480mbps off her tablet ) I could give an accurate measurement of what gigabit internet should run like…..
This is on top of all the other shit I have running! Not fucking bad for $60 a month huh?