Category: Ford Fender

Those are cool…

by RoachKiller

Found these woven baskets on Amazon for like $30 apiece! Ordered 1 for upstairs 1 for downstairs!

Damn, they are nice! Real leather handles, real woven Cotten material!

So fucking nice I’m starting to wonder if I’m not actually a gay designer!

That’s a fucking joke! I love pussy to much! 😉

I put in a…..

by RoachKiller

Alarm system like 15 years ago! Recently got a new system installed!

I used this double sided sticky tape that worked well at the time! Went to remove these and damn, I had to use a screw driver and hammer to crack those fuckers off of there!

I really wish I knew what I used back then! That shit was worth its weight in gold!

I remember 3m…..

Starting to figure…..

by RoachKiller

Out why I had no problems letting my single man/ studio hoard build up?

That’s the coffee counter! If I want coffee I have to move her hoard! That is if she didn’t give away this machine too! I think see it in the back there…..

Considering my coffee ninja she had no problems giving away!

Yea I don’t feel sorry for being a lazy pig! I learned from the best!

Seriously though, I asked years ago that when the trash can isn’t completely full. Yall please put at least 1 of those trash bags filled with Xmas wrapping paper from Xmas gone by in there!

5 years later, every one of those bags of used Xmas paper is still sitting right behind the trash can!

This thing is way…..

by RoachKiller

Cool! I bought the exwife one years ago and I loved it! So last year I found one I liked, to replace hers that is moving out!

I like this one even better!

Oh and don’t believe the bullshit reviews! I bought little weights to put underneath as the reviews said the base was lite!

That was wasted money! As the base and lamp are heavy not heavy!

Wanna talk about……

by RoachKiller

Funny? We just finished album number two. We need artwork for the cover. I have all sorts of religious trinkets and skulls and all sorts of shit like that, that would look great on the cover of an album

So I ordered a few religious things off of Amazon. Just some cheap trinkets that will accentuate the project I’m working on.

Well, they were delivered a couple of days ago and I thought it was weird that last night I opened up my social media app and everything was about Catholicism.

Now my social media phone, and my Amazon phone are two separate things. I never talked out loud about what I was looking for on Amazon. I never talked out loud about what I bought on Amazon.

So it’s really strange how I buy a couple of catholic trinkets and the next thing you know my entire social media feed is all about Catholics.

Coincidence or conspiracy?

I have now……

by RoachKiller

Officially changed my old lady’s name in my speed dial. To Tracy’s aunt Karen!

A lovely lady who died all by herself with nobody to claim her. All while suffering from bipolar schizophrenia!

Now you ask yourself why would you call your old lady that? Due to the fact that this fight now is about me sending vile yes vile texts to her!

I had to look up vile to confirm exactly what it means. It means bad, it means angry.

No, I will not post copies of the text. I sent over last two weeks, but there’s no reason to.

As there was nothing vile about them! Unless the truth is vile?

Iwill, however say this, nothing I said was vile everything I said was the truth and I do believe her and her little Internet friends need to seek licensed psychiatric help ASAP!

That’s me…..

by RoachKiller

Unless it’s something I’m paid for outside of the ford fender name! You will always see my nft pic on it somewhere…..

As I prefer to do everything with an unknown pen name! I don’t need the hassle of my stalkers / groupies nor do the people I do business with…..

Pinchin crab…..

by RoachKiller

Was it worth it? For the experience hell yea! was the food good, maybe I’m jaded due to some of the fabulous boils I’ve been to over the years. Yet I would say it’s ok!

Potatoes were awesome, corn was soggy af! Shrimp was fabulous and the crab would have been if they had pre cut!

I had more crab meat on me than in me! The seasoning on the crab was pure exterior! There was none of that fabulous seasoning in or on the meat! ;(

As you can see, it wasn’t for the faint of heart! 🙂

Overall I give pinch’in crab a 🌟🌟🌟🌟 out of 5 stars! The corn was the biggest issue along with some form of that beautiful seasoning cooked in the crab meat…..

I will also say, my need to go to bag o crab in pdx has been satiated! Always wanted to go but no one wanted to go with me! I guess trying something new was far to taxing for the fam!

#pinchincrab #seafood

Because I care…..

by RoachKiller

I do believe I found THE perfect ottoman! Hell I ain’t even gay and I have style! 😉

Yet it’s long enough I can slide this ottoman over to cover the full length of my legs. Not to mention it is the perfect color to use as a table to watch tv, eat ribs on and then rub my dirty boots all over!

Added bonus, it’s long enough not only can I use it. so can the people sitting on the couch! All at the same time…. POOF, mind blown 🤯

Amazon screen…..

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Protectors on! the $10 for 2 version! Let’s see how they hold up compared to zagg!

They definitely look cooler…..

Oh and before you “ freak out, man” about the bpm on the watch! It’s usually between 65 and 85! If I’m out crawling under shit or hopped up on caffeine? It will raise…..

Don’t freak out man!