Category: Ford Fender

Holy fuck….

by RoachKiller

Woo doggies I am sore as fuck today! My shoulder is fucking killing me!

My guess this is the outcome of “ doing all the work myself!” Syndrome!

Still have a buttload of logs to cut up! Figure I’ll sell off what I got! Guessing 1/2 a cord! Anything less than that I’ll just donate to someone in need!

Will be Putin this old lawn mower out on the lawn later today! For free! It ran when parked! Definitely needs work! Something to do with the throttle return spring…..

Considering I bought it on Craigslist for $30 a while back. It served its purpose!

Today’s todo list!

Clean up the topped tree! ( new chainsaw blades arrived! )

Deal with the gnats and flies the x wife left behind!

Buy batteries for the trash can!

Mow the yard and chainsaw 2 of the Japanese maples maybe transplant the other 2!

Vacuume and maybe clean the carpet in the living room!

Now that all the trash is out of the studio. I can start working on that space again…..

Hopefully it will heat up today! That way I can finally get some weed killer on that shit growing in the gravel! AGAIN!

Oh and most of all! Take all these bags of clothes to good will!

That was a…..

by RoachKiller

$300 + heist! 2 loads of trash and tree limbs! Truck rental + mileage! $325.00

Metro transfer station now adds a $28 per transaction fee! All for a human to scale you in and out…..

Seriously, look it up!

1- ton of house trash. $159.00 including fee! And $6 recycle credit!

1/2 ton of tree branches $99 including $28 fee and $6 recycle credit!

26’ u-haul 12 hour rental. 39.99 + $1.58 per mile charge!

Pay for the worker who loaded and unloaded all this shit! Zero point zero!

Oh I am fucking torched! See ya sometime tomorrow! Homeboy is gunna grab some crown and soda and pass the fuck out!

So exhausted I heated up wan lung and can’t even eat it…..

Well shit…..

by RoachKiller

I don’t know what to think now! My local Fred meyers now has armed security guards! Fucking shocked to see that!

Like the time I walked into the pilot in council bluffs Iowa and they too had an armed security guard due to the gang bangers…..

On a good note this black rock frozen mai tai fuel is da bomb!

Ok here’s the…..

by RoachKiller

Real downlow on jury duty! Nobuddy chats with each other! Waiting for the elevator to go to the courtroom. You could hear a mouse fart it was so quit!

Over all it’s quit the interesting process! I was in the jury box, seat 14 of 14!

Now, once you get past the formalities and start listening to what the da and the lawyer are hunting for in jurors! you start to realize how biased people really are against the cops in general! Whether they know it or not!

The fact the da kept pushing the question, “ can you accept circumstantial evidence?” that’s when I kinda got the idea of what kind of persons they were looking for!

Then he would go back to the same jurors that accepted that concept.

Now keep in mind I’m trying to stay awake and keep from coughing!

Seriously though, it was really an interesting thing to watch! Yet like a movie, once you have figured out the plot line. The movie gets boring fast!

Seriously though, get a good nights sleep! I was tossing and turning all night last night! Finally got like 4 hours sleep before rushing up to Oregon city by 07:30!

And considering with all the soon to be x old ladies attempts to get me arrested. I was just sure I was to be arrested for what new thing I did! Whatever that would be this week!

Overall it was an experience everyone needs to do! It is your civic duty as a merikan citizen!

20 bucks says……

by RoachKiller

I could have plowed the shit out of the chick that wrote this! if there wasn’t some interest, she would’ve just handed me the carbon copy print out of where the truck stop was at. Instead she hand wrote it. Verbally told me exactly how to get there……

Like I said when this is all over with, I will have no problems get me a piece of ass….

I really do……

by RoachKiller

Enjoy when the really really really really really smart people tell me what I already know. What I’ve already seen.

A recreational drug, not meant to be used every fucking day! Especially at the THC levels that are offered at your local weed store…..

I’ve been telling my soon to be ex old lady. What I’ve been seeing with her, I was laughed at, told I was gas, lighting, told I was fucking with her head……

Yeah, I fucking hate stoners. For good fucking reason……

Do you wanna……

by RoachKiller

Make yourself paranoid? Go to Applebee’s on lazy eye night and sit directly under the major TV!

You will never know who’s staring at you and who’s looking at the TV! I would know I went on that night. It sucked!

#lazeyenight #Applebees

Nah, dude…..

by RoachKiller

If I wanted to cheat on my old lady. It wouldn’t be a problem! I can get pussy, it’s not an issue!

I just know it’s definitely not a good idea to add some strange to the mix right now! I have more than enough on my plate!

So until there is a resolution on this! I think it wise to just ride it out…..

I’ve never cheated on her while we were married, I won’t break that vow until it’s officially over!

( yea i know, nothing fucks with drivers heads more than someone saying they banged there old lady! Believe you me, with the psychotics I have following this blog and who are just sure I’m talking to them….. ain’t that right drunkard? )

The bitch stuck around for 31 years! I can at least show her the respect of not bangen another broad until it’s over…..

Oh, you didn’t……

by RoachKiller

Read the exceptions that she wrote into that restraining order did you?

I figured for stalkers you would be much more thorough on stalking me. But if you read the restraining order, there are exemptions! As long as I don’t go outside of those exemptions, I can do whatever the fuck I want……

Now, if for some reason, she feels the need to change that. Then she is in for one hell of a legal fight……

Oh yeah, they are fishing hard…..

Sorry ladies…..

by RoachKiller

I’m not on any dating apps! I looked at one for a few days years ago! I posted about it! That shit sucked!

I have no need to be on dating apps! Hope it all works out for ya!

If you want to talk to me all you have to do is belly up to the proverbial bar and do so! If I’m in the mood I will…..

#dating

Matter of fact I remember where I installed that dating app! Nashville, so all the women I saw were from there!

Even when I become single I would never use a dating app! Evar!

See the thing is….

by RoachKiller

The old Lady moved out! She packed her shit and said she was leaving!

Then the following month I started getting new furniture. Started cleaning up the house. Started again doing yard work!

Then I get a knock from the sheriff with a restraining order. Not any restraining order but a restraining order giving her access back to the house!

My guess my daughter’s mother in law came for a week to see the grandkids and the wife had no where to stay!

So now I’m fucked, the house was set up for me. Not her! As she said she moved out! So she wasn’t hooked into the alarm, the door locks, nothing!

Here is the funny part, all she had to do was actually talk to me! I would have either set her up or given her motel money! Yet in her haste to win the divorce, she took the low road!

My guess she realized how badly she fucked up with all the shit she had done the previous months!

My guess her thc addiction and narcissistic tendencies/ control freak over took her thought process and all she could be was rejected and mad!

So unless she bellies up to the bar and actually talks or we let this ride and see where it ends up…..

I’m at the point of not being in any hurry now! Whether the divorce happens next week or 2 years from now! I could care less! I have found the path I’m going to take and time has no factor in it!

Meaning, it doesn’t have to happen today or tomorrow! I got plenty of time…..

If she wishes to expedite the process that’s all on her…..

Don’t worry lady! You don’t have to worry that I will actually tell the kids what you have done the last few months!

Unlike you, I won’t be trying to influence there opinion of you! That’s definitely something you can’t say…..

Oh it’s tough, but I’ll survive! I just wish this would have happened sooner! So like her dad, I would have had time to start over and make a new family!

One who actually gave a shit about the guy who worked his mother fucking ass off so they could have a good life…..

I’ll just chalk it off to living an actual life……

Besides, I got this shorty here who shows me unconditional love and disgust all at the same time! 😉 ( pictured above! )

Pooch is doing…..

by RoachKiller

Fine! She is wearing herself out with all the walks we have been going on!

Averaging a couple miles a day! She’s doing great! Teeth are looking better and yes, she is still a crotchety old lady!

She barks and looks outside when she really has to potty! She will go all night with out a potty break!

She has had one accident and honestly it was my fault as she warned me ahead of time! I just didn’t understand what she was trying to tell me!

She scared off a murder of crows, 3 black guys an old man walking in the parking lot and loves watching the dudes pee in the bathroom! She however is not a fan of the poop noises they make!

She saw her first lightning bug, and is over all doing very good!

She prefers that bed! It has been moved all around the truck! By her of course! Most of all she still loves sleeping just on the floor next to wherever you are sitting…..

Oh and today was a new record! She pooped 3 times each per walk! So she managed to pinch a loaf 9 times today!

You know as well as I do, they were all tiny turds but a turd is a turd…..