Category: Ford Fender

How to piss your wife off, 101…..

by RoachKiller

Order your daughter a complete twin car seat / stroller set without consulting your wife!

I’m pretty sure if I wasn’t on the road. You would be reading about my death in the local news paper today…..

Why she really wanted to be in on that decision, I’ll never know! But I’ve been researching this for about 2 months now! So I’m pretty sure I chose the right system…..

Keithroth.com.…

by RoachKiller

Thanks for reminding me! I forgot I was going to transfer it over to network solutions and add the additional 40 years of registration!

As of right now, they’re the only registrar that you can register for up to 50 years! Go daddy limits you to 10 years!

Thanks for reminding me, when I get a chance I’ll transfer it over and renew it…..

Thank you Gumby…..

by RoachKiller

Looking teenage kid wearing the YHWH hoodie! You inspired me to write a tune in minutes!

I’m calling it, “ spiritual warfare!” It’s about how kids like you are sucked into the hate and sexual paraphilia that only religion offers! While being pushed deeper by your parents and the so called “ good people “ of the church!

All while being told, “ only god can make you a good person…..”

The only advice I’m gonna give you is hopefully your mohel didn’t use his mouth to remove your cut off foreskin…..

Welp it’s true…..

by RoachKiller

Bass players almost always end up dressing in woman’s clothes and are always trying to come up with the money for their sex change operation!

As was proven by my visit to guitar center…..

Moral of the story, don’t play bass!

Yay sold off….

by RoachKiller

Two low end guitars! Only 30 more to go! Keeping all high ends and letting all the others go!

Think of it like this, guitar center took the Michael Kelley over that Jackson pro monarq’ roflmao! 

That should tell you how shitty that Jackson monarq pro is! Oddly I did my job and made it sound metalicious….

Keep your eyes out! I’ll be posting more of the lower end guitars for sale online! I got 30+ of them….

Tattoo you….

by RoachKiller

Ok, I still use neosporin on my tattoo’s! Not only does it help with tenderness, it also soothes a bit and lasts longer than many water based creams like lotramin etc….

I only use this stuff for like 4 or 5 days! When I do, I dab about that much! I use 2 dabs about yay big to cover both my forearm and my under arm!

You don’t need much as when it’s a fresh tat. It’s above normal temperature. So just setting that dab on my arm causes it to melt a bit and liquify quick!

A small tattoo I would use a 1/16 of that Dab!

After application!

Well I gotta run! I bought a 3” mattress pad to firm up this mattress and now the old lady can’t get into bed without jumping!

Who’s got the best step stools? 😉

Jackson pro plus…..

by RoachKiller

I would do a video, yet my forearm is still tender!

Oweee!

This is a neat little bolt on Jackson! It is brand new! Stickers still on everything! No dents, scratches or dings! No cracks in the neck joint! So on or so forth!

Jackson pro plus

Ebony board, Duncan pick ups, Floyd rose trem!

I think they call this firestorm? Neat quilted maple top! Unfortunately it’s only 1mm thick!!!

Maple neck, luminlay dots….. I’ll bring it out this month and we will give it a spin….. they are Chinese made…..

so wich of….

by RoachKiller

You ladies wants to play with my big black weenus?

Got another 3 hours In and that elbow thing fucking sucks! Ok, it wasn’t nearly as bad as the fleshy part of my inner arm!

By the end I was seriously curling my toes…..

My limit seems to be 3 hours….. a lot of flesh was covered…..

Holy shit…..

by RoachKiller

They just shipped my Marshall jcm800 pedal! I didn’t think they had been released yet! How cool is that?

I’m thinking I can finally retire my 90’s dod rack mount effects processor I bought at guitar center in Indy years ago!

The only other box I have ever heard hit a jcm800 tone. Exactly!

The Marshall plexi tone not so much…..