Category: Ford Fender

ROFLMAO!

by RoachKiller

Anyone else love it when stupid people think out loud! Not only do they try to rationalize in words what there tiny brains can’t comprehend!

Yet we too get to enjoy it by hearing a long, one sided dispute happen. by a person who can only self Comprehend in single syllable words…..

Yup, I’m describing what I hear when you and your “ friends” talk! for me, it’s literally like watching a dog pick a spot to poop!

Sepia tone…..

by RoachKiller

These turned out ok! But the white/ yellow balance is way off! But if you drop it into sepia tone! they look fucking great!

And since I need at least 2 more 8×10’s and 4×5’s to finish that wall! I’ll be doing these and some photos I haven’t pulled yet from my Nikon!

The best picture I’ve taken with that Nikon was at my nieces wedding and unfortunately it has my nephews grandpa butt dead center! With the baby to the right! I’ll post it next time I’m home!

Yet silver tone looks really good too! I’ll have to drop them into adobe and try it out…..

The dog and I…..

by RoachKiller

Are going to decorate the tree with these fancy hand blown glass ornaments! ( I’m seriously into hand blown glass artwork lately! ), work on the kitchen and drink some hot totties! with that gentleman jack holliday bottle from last year!

Added bonus, I got some replacement blankets!

Also decided I’m really craving cabbage rolls! So I’ll probably be making those by scratch too! Just sounds damn good!

We have a new contender…..

by RoachKiller

In the people that want to hire me contention!

What I can tell you about looking for another job. Make sure you put login.GOV in your fucking Passwords bank! Everybody wants to see your clearing house results…..

To answer your question, my desktop has 16 cores. My laptop has 16 cores. My gaming laptop has 12 cores. My other gaming laptop has 12 course and my purple little book has 6 cores

If I were to buy a new computer now, I wouldn’t buy anything under 16 cores!

The laptops I give to the ladies have between eight and 12 cores! I own only AMD!

Don’t tell me…..

by RoachKiller

I’m the only one who jumps out of bed. Naked from the waste down, just to finish an background check?

Ladies, I will need either video or picture proof of your half nakedness!

( yea I forgot last night, scrambled to get it done this morning! I had enough time to throw on a shirt….. )

It also amazes me, I have a 16 core laptop and with cell bandwidth it still takes as long as a hyperthread to finally boot up and be done updating! ;(

lol, this really is a good wake up picture! 🙂

Wanted……

by RoachKiller

A female who’s not shy and loves to play the bongos naked! No need to travel with your bongos. I have a percussive set or you can use my electric bongos.

Yes, I’m actually talking about bongos!

So if over the Halloween weekend, you find you have some time and would like to play naked bongos, please feel free to contact me the usual way.

Food and drink will be provided free of charge…..

I think…..

by RoachKiller

I want to try my hand the next time home at making vegetarian lasagna! If I can make it even close to that vegetarian lasagna, they sell at east side petro in Ontario California.

I will have accomplished my mission!

Wow, you caught that…..

by RoachKiller

That is not a real spider! It’s a piece of glass that is put together to look like a spider!

Last time I checked, it can’t hurt you! I do appreciate the heads up on the giant spider in the video’s…..

That is the only thing I plan on stealing from the soon to be x!

It just hit me……

by RoachKiller

Like a ton of bricks! After finishing my last interview today!

I’m really getting off the road, lol! Almost to the fucking day, 30 years of working 70+ motherfucking hours a week!

Holy motherfucking shit!

Added bonus, I’ll never have to see that white motherfucker ever again!

The cowboys horse…..

by RoachKiller

Is this fantastic piece of Indian art….. painted on an authentic 22” vintage horse skull! Even if I wasn’t going to use it with the cowboy. That is just a fucking beautiful piece of art!

FYI, my lady friends up in Montana sure do hook me up with some killer animal peace’s! Bravo! That is just wicked cool!

Oh the job hunt….

by RoachKiller

Also got a call from mclane today! I could have sworn they did local gigs? Guess not, according to the head hunter. They do overnighters…..

So that was a no go….

Found 2 that have definitely peaked my interest! I would have to pull overnighters but for what they are offering a week! I’ll gladly do it…..

Stay tuned!

This is really starting to get interesting!

Holy fuck…..

by RoachKiller

I can’t say much but I just got a call from a racing team needing someone to run there truck!

I can’t believe I asked this but I said, “ will I be home every night?” They said, no!

My exact reply was, “ well when the job means I’m home every night I’ll gladly run your truck for you!”

Too funny! Really nice guy, great money but yea I gotta pass…..