Category: Ford Fender

Wanted……

by RoachKiller

A female who’s not shy and loves to play the bongos naked! No need to travel with your bongos. I have a percussive set or you can use my electric bongos.

Yes, I’m actually talking about bongos!

So if over the Halloween weekend, you find you have some time and would like to play naked bongos, please feel free to contact me the usual way.

Food and drink will be provided free of charge…..

I think…..

by RoachKiller

I want to try my hand the next time home at making vegetarian lasagna! If I can make it even close to that vegetarian lasagna, they sell at east side petro in Ontario California.

I will have accomplished my mission!

Wow, you caught that…..

by RoachKiller

That is not a real spider! It’s a piece of glass that is put together to look like a spider!

Last time I checked, it can’t hurt you! I do appreciate the heads up on the giant spider in the video’s…..

That is the only thing I plan on stealing from the soon to be x!

It just hit me……

by RoachKiller

Like a ton of bricks! After finishing my last interview today!

I’m really getting off the road, lol! Almost to the fucking day, 30 years of working 70+ motherfucking hours a week!

Holy motherfucking shit!

Added bonus, I’ll never have to see that white motherfucker ever again!

The cowboys horse…..

by RoachKiller

Is this fantastic piece of Indian art….. painted on an authentic 22” vintage horse skull! Even if I wasn’t going to use it with the cowboy. That is just a fucking beautiful piece of art!

FYI, my lady friends up in Montana sure do hook me up with some killer animal peace’s! Bravo! That is just wicked cool!

Oh the job hunt….

by RoachKiller

Also got a call from mclane today! I could have sworn they did local gigs? Guess not, according to the head hunter. They do overnighters…..

So that was a no go….

Found 2 that have definitely peaked my interest! I would have to pull overnighters but for what they are offering a week! I’ll gladly do it…..

Stay tuned!

This is really starting to get interesting!

Holy fuck…..

by RoachKiller

I can’t say much but I just got a call from a racing team needing someone to run there truck!

I can’t believe I asked this but I said, “ will I be home every night?” They said, no!

My exact reply was, “ well when the job means I’m home every night I’ll gladly run your truck for you!”

Too funny! Really nice guy, great money but yea I gotta pass…..

No shit Sherlock…..

by RoachKiller

( yes it’s true, In this industry I am the unicorn you hear about but never really believe exists! )

I am a big fanatic of anti-drug and alcohol in the field of truck driving…..

Oh and Sherlock, no one told me those wings were that spicy! My butthole is on fire! The little Mexicans are obviously scratching with much vigor to get out……

Doh!

All I said……

by RoachKiller

Was she had cool hair…..

Which reminds me I really need to get abigailwilliams.com on line!

That way people can find out what I’m really all about…… Who knows maybe I’ll post some snippet of songs we’ve done over the years or are working on now who knows. No I am not associated with the band. Abigail Williams, I do, however, own the fucking domain.….

Nah, psycho…..

by RoachKiller

Take what’s ever there! I’ll replace it as needed….

You might have noticed? The kitchen is my next room to tackle!

All I ask is leave me the big plastic cups the pink and rose ones! A spatula, big spoon, ladle, pizza cutters, my barbecue brushes….. oh and all of my army guy beer bottle openers! Comprende’

I’m in a good mood cause I’m feeling Bonita motherfucker…..

ROFLMAO…..

by RoachKiller

Nah, the old lady said a couple of times over the years I was gay! We both know that’s not true! I like the puss to much! Maybe it was the puss I was sticking my dick in that gave that vibe! Who knows? Except I know I ain’t gay!

I will tell you I can definitely mix the colors! Like I said, what you see here is from memories growing up as a kid and my fashion sense now! Not to mention my time spent with all those ladies in home’ec class in high school!

All it’s missing are those taller fake pointy colored twig thingy’s fake plants like this have!

Ya gotta admit that’s pretty fucking cool! All done by a guy who drives a truck and eats a mean…..

FYI, thank you ladies the black cherry and ocean lotus won out…..

ROFLMAO!