Category: Ford Fender

Oh and…..

by RoachKiller

I can tell you if I sell off just half my collection of guitars! I’m good for 1 year of vacation!

Even at these used guitar rates! Badda bing, badda boom…..

If you want it….

by RoachKiller

It’s available at thunder road guitars! notice its premium nos condition!

Never rally dug it! Wound to tight for me! Play it, you will understand what I’m saying…..

Keeping my double cut robo tuner! P-90’s! Yea I couldn’t part with it…..

That pho place….

by RoachKiller

Is pretty good! Went there with my kid! Had a good time except for the trans people making a giant ruckus while we were eating!

I remember it well cus my daughter was wearing yoga pants that were way to tight for her bum and I had to give my dad opinion on that matter!

Did she listen? No, but dad made sure she knew his opinion! 😉

2, count them two….

by RoachKiller

Pee tests in 1 week! At this rate I can float myself back home!

Seriously I was just sure they were going to have me do one yesterday! So I over prepared! Nope, I managed to sweet talk the drug test lady into making me an appointment today!

Everywhere and I mean everywhere is booked up until next week sometime! if not longer!

Fiji, the drug test king of waters! 1 bottle always makes me have to pee!

So which of you ladies would like to come hold the sample container for me? Please!

After taking…..

by RoachKiller

That picture of the oven last night. I decided to do a self cleaning mode!

No one told me I have to turn the oven fan on! Holy shit it looks like a fog machine exploded in here…..

I was asked…..

by RoachKiller

Why I took the job I did! When I can definitely make more going elsewhere?

Well I wanted something close to the house! First and foremost!

I wanted a job that I not only drove but got me out of the truck and physically working on a daily bases!

I also wanted a job that was somewhat recession proof! Now that’s impossible, right? From the 2 recessions I’ve lived through. Food was always a staple! Oh business will slow down but food will always be needed! Especially fresh food!

Over the years I have definitely proven I can drive! Yet I miss the physical activity from back when I first started driving!

My first interview was a place called vistar. Had everything I was looking for except the hours and I wasn’t a fan of the lady giving the interview!

Which turned out best , as I was turned down for the job due to my lack of customer service skills! ( I dodged a bullet on that one! ) I have no customer service skills and don’t want any! Other than the bare minimum of what’s needed to get by with!

So after many phone calls and a couple applications dropped. I came upon 3 companies!

The one i hired on with yesterday. Waste management and a non union fedex route gig!

Waste management would have been a good gig! Only problem is, the people doing the recruiting were flakier than my brother when he was doing dope!

I’ll finish this later…..

Don’t be sad ladies, I’m still available! Just please form an orderly line and I’ll get to you as soon as I can!

I found a….

by RoachKiller

Couple pairs of these adidas in the closet! Feel great to wear but is it just me or do they look like golf shoes?

Just wait till I break out the electric blue run dmc adidas I found too!

Yes I will be washing the kitchen floor today! Crissy and her military boots really blackened that floor….

Yea I like it…..

by RoachKiller

It’s a neat car! Mileage was far better in normal mode than Ecco! 52 mpg is unreal! Yet you do have that battery replacement issue just like a Tesla…..

Neat car Toyota…..

Personally I would get the non sport model with the same features! That nose cone is way to big and to low!

What did I buy…..

by RoachKiller

At the grocery store at 06:15 this morning! While almost breaking an entire case of wine by placing a gallon of milk on top of it?

Plenty of fiji! Got another physical coming up! coconut egg nog coffee creamer! a gallon of milk for my koshe and most of all. Another box of wine for cooking!

And thank you to the black lady at Safeway wearing the scrubs. Who helped me stack all those wine bottles back up…..

Ya know…..

by RoachKiller

For someone who moved out, and refuses to speak to me. You sure do spend a lot of fucking time on my social medias…..

Just fucking weird!

I’m also thinking that now that the dining room is almost cleared out. I might put up the big tree! Have I got a decorating idea for that tree…..

Fishing Santa and all…..

I’m Always…..

by RoachKiller

Horny after doing a 750 mile drive in 12 hours. Come on over in about four hours, I’ll give you the best 32.48 seconds of your life!

I promise the second time while last longer!