Category: Ford Fender

Well I did it…..

by RoachKiller

I went through all my guitars! Never did find my honey burst les Paul tribute! Imagine that!

But I found about 48 guitars I’m going to part with!

Ltd, Ibanez, charvel, Michael Kelly, stienburger, a couple fenders, evh’s , bunch o g&l’s, couple gibsons, a couple Jackson’s, a couple epiphones…..

I also didn’t realize how many fucking g&l’s i owned!

As I’m going through them it’s like, when the fuck did I get that guitar! Like the Michael Kelly at the top…..

Sorry ladies….

by RoachKiller

Unless you catch me freshly out of the shower! The only way you will get a good waft of this manly sent. Is to get down there and really get your nose by my boys!

Oddly the scent will last all day in that area! Please feel free, if you see me in public today, to ask for a sniff of this manly scent! I’ll gladly provide you with a sample stick…..

P.s. yes I checked the bottle pre-post if you could see my Mr.winky! I’ll never let that happen again!

Watch this…..

by RoachKiller

Show or that old show “ pretender “ and you will know exactly what I live with…..

Now the shows portray far beyond my abilities but 136 gets me damn close! Notice the characters in both those shows have their own individual skills and qwerks…..

Worser of all, what the fuck is this shit? I don’t have a smart remote so does lg think I’m going to type questions in to the ai bot? WTF?

And why did the update turn on close captioning?

Well fuck…..

by RoachKiller

I have been cleared for take off from Seattle! drug / alcohol and background check came back clean, obviously!

They tell me I have a 6 hour orientation to do. Then I will be running co-pilot for about 10 days! Then I will once again be on captains duties!

Sad, I kinda enjoyed this time not working after 30 fucking years of working 70 hours a week!

Working on that riff in captive bolt pistol! When you hear it you will know exactly which riff I’m working on…..

Oddly had….

by RoachKiller

A whole 5 viewers with 1 staying the entire hour! Shocked! Definitely shocked TikTok let me get away with playing easy listening standards in the background the whole hour!

lol, here were the final results….. 😉 ( I so amuse myself! ) Added bonus, I really enjoyed that hour of tunes! Very fucking relaxing!

The sunglasses were there to prove my live’ity…..

If you wonder why I did what I did for my first live! Here’s a good reason…..

So which group of you…..

by RoachKiller

Ladies would all like to come over and show me a good time for my birthday?

Oh and fyi dumbass! If you or your spouse split. One will obviously stay at your owned house! All the basic laws and privacy laws are still in full effect!

I realize you ain’t the brightest of folk! Yet maybe yall should contact a real attorney before yall even get a hankering of the thought your gunna think!