Category: Ford Fender

I have now……

by RoachKiller

Officially changed my old lady’s name in my speed dial. To Tracy’s aunt Karen!

A lovely lady who died all by herself with nobody to claim her. All while suffering from bipolar schizophrenia!

Now you ask yourself why would you call your old lady that? Due to the fact that this fight now is about me sending vile yes vile texts to her!

I had to look up vile to confirm exactly what it means. It means bad, it means angry.

No, I will not post copies of the text. I sent over last two weeks, but there’s no reason to.

As there was nothing vile about them! Unless the truth is vile?

Iwill, however say this, nothing I said was vile everything I said was the truth and I do believe her and her little Internet friends need to seek licensed psychiatric help ASAP!

That’s me…..

by RoachKiller

Unless it’s something I’m paid for outside of the ford fender name! You will always see my nft pic on it somewhere…..

As I prefer to do everything with an unknown pen name! I don’t need the hassle of my stalkers / groupies nor do the people I do business with…..

Pinchin crab…..

by RoachKiller

Was it worth it? For the experience hell yea! was the food good, maybe I’m jaded due to some of the fabulous boils I’ve been to over the years. Yet I would say it’s ok!

Potatoes were awesome, corn was soggy af! Shrimp was fabulous and the crab would have been if they had pre cut!

I had more crab meat on me than in me! The seasoning on the crab was pure exterior! There was none of that fabulous seasoning in or on the meat! ;(

As you can see, it wasn’t for the faint of heart! 🙂

Overall I give pinch’in crab a 🌟🌟🌟🌟 out of 5 stars! The corn was the biggest issue along with some form of that beautiful seasoning cooked in the crab meat…..

I will also say, my need to go to bag o crab in pdx has been satiated! Always wanted to go but no one wanted to go with me! I guess trying something new was far to taxing for the fam!

#pinchincrab #seafood

Because I care…..

by RoachKiller

I do believe I found THE perfect ottoman! Hell I ain’t even gay and I have style! 😉

Yet it’s long enough I can slide this ottoman over to cover the full length of my legs. Not to mention it is the perfect color to use as a table to watch tv, eat ribs on and then rub my dirty boots all over!

Added bonus, it’s long enough not only can I use it. so can the people sitting on the couch! All at the same time…. POOF, mind blown 🤯

Amazon screen…..

by RoachKiller

Protectors on! the $10 for 2 version! Let’s see how they hold up compared to zagg!

They definitely look cooler…..

Oh and before you “ freak out, man” about the bpm on the watch! It’s usually between 65 and 85! If I’m out crawling under shit or hopped up on caffeine? It will raise…..

Don’t freak out man!

Hang tight…..

by RoachKiller

Your old lady said she’s gunna give me the delivery man, birthday surprise for this! she gunna take out her teeth and everything!

You would think my old lady would do it? Nope, she’s too busy going all schitzo and shit….

23 years, mutder fuckers! ( spoken with a bitter beer face of a woman, who took her dentures out! )

To answer……

by RoachKiller

The cell phone coverage conspiracy from a person that goes nationally. Verizon is supreme up north.

Meaning they have superior coverage in the northern states. You get to places like Texas, Oklahoma, Alabama, Georgia. You have better coverage with AT&T…..

I would know because I run multiple carriers. Due to the fact that Verizon started getting a lot of dead spots in certain parts of the country. And AT&T fills in those gaps……

No, I know……

by RoachKiller

What’s coming in the near future. So I plan on eliminating the dead weight, the ungrateful and the people who didn’t give a shit about what I was doing to get to this point.

All they gave a fuck about was that I got to this point for their own selfish gain….

So it’s time to make sure they don’t get to enjoy what I worked my motherfucking ass off to provide!

See ya!