Category: Ford Fender

After taking…..

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That picture of the oven last night. I decided to do a self cleaning mode!

No one told me I have to turn the oven fan on! Holy shit it looks like a fog machine exploded in here…..

I was asked…..

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Why I took the job I did! When I can definitely make more going elsewhere?

Well I wanted something close to the house! First and foremost!

I wanted a job that I not only drove but got me out of the truck and physically working on a daily bases!

I also wanted a job that was somewhat recession proof! Now that’s impossible, right? From the 2 recessions I’ve lived through. Food was always a staple! Oh business will slow down but food will always be needed! Especially fresh food!

Over the years I have definitely proven I can drive! Yet I miss the physical activity from back when I first started driving!

My first interview was a place called vistar. Had everything I was looking for except the hours and I wasn’t a fan of the lady giving the interview!

Which turned out best , as I was turned down for the job due to my lack of customer service skills! ( I dodged a bullet on that one! ) I have no customer service skills and don’t want any! Other than the bare minimum of what’s needed to get by with!

So after many phone calls and a couple applications dropped. I came upon 3 companies!

The one i hired on with yesterday. Waste management and a non union fedex route gig!

Waste management would have been a good gig! Only problem is, the people doing the recruiting were flakier than my brother when he was doing dope!

I’ll finish this later…..

Don’t be sad ladies, I’m still available! Just please form an orderly line and I’ll get to you as soon as I can!

I found a….

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Couple pairs of these adidas in the closet! Feel great to wear but is it just me or do they look like golf shoes?

Just wait till I break out the electric blue run dmc adidas I found too!

Yes I will be washing the kitchen floor today! Crissy and her military boots really blackened that floor….

Yea I like it…..

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It’s a neat car! Mileage was far better in normal mode than Ecco! 52 mpg is unreal! Yet you do have that battery replacement issue just like a Tesla…..

Neat car Toyota…..

Personally I would get the non sport model with the same features! That nose cone is way to big and to low!

What did I buy…..

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At the grocery store at 06:15 this morning! While almost breaking an entire case of wine by placing a gallon of milk on top of it?

Plenty of fiji! Got another physical coming up! coconut egg nog coffee creamer! a gallon of milk for my koshe and most of all. Another box of wine for cooking!

And thank you to the black lady at Safeway wearing the scrubs. Who helped me stack all those wine bottles back up…..

Ya know…..

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For someone who moved out, and refuses to speak to me. You sure do spend a lot of fucking time on my social medias…..

Just fucking weird!

I’m also thinking that now that the dining room is almost cleared out. I might put up the big tree! Have I got a decorating idea for that tree…..

Fishing Santa and all…..

I’m Always…..

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Horny after doing a 750 mile drive in 12 hours. Come on over in about four hours, I’ll give you the best 32.48 seconds of your life!

I promise the second time while last longer!

That’s not bad……

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52 miles to the gallon on the flat at around 48 through the hill at 70 miles an hour!

Bravo Toyota, bravo!

P.S the little troublemaker figured out she could climb on the center console. Which gives her easy access to my diet soda that I just refilled…..

Plenty of…..

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Room for a guy thats 6’ 4”…… not a fan of this one though cause it’s got a vibration I don’t like it. Like a bad trailer tire thump or an out of balance steer tire! It’s driving me insane! Luckily, I only have to drive a 750 fucking miles!

It depends…..

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Will I be getting my dick wet before, after or during?

Cause if I’m getting my dick wet, I’ll gladly go…..

I could definitely use a trim!

No, I wasn’t……

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Mad at all! I’ve been with this company too long to give a shit anymore. So when I walked in yesterday to the office with a chip on my shoulder, it wasn’t because I was mad.

I was seriously stressed out, but I wasn’t mad. I don’t want an invitation back and I wanted to make sure I didn’t get it……

23 years of unadulterated hell is more than enough for any man, woman or child

See even the dog is fucking worn out…..

I told my fave dispatch guy Tom to go fuck himself. In the nicest possible way! And anything that was needed to be said was said. Good luck to all the other assholes. I’ve dealt with over the years here that are fucking real piles of shit.! good luck to you and I meant it!

What I’m in shock about is this hybrid Toyota Camry they put me in guess the same miles to gallon as my Subaru! 40 miles to a gallon that’s part-time EV! Wow!

We did it girl…..

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We stuffed what was left after a large garbage haul into the back of that Toyota Camry!

I don’t know how we did it but we did! In 750 miles we will be fucking free!

It was sad though! I put half a million miles on this truck! That wasn’t it, it was finding all the kids old safety jackets, toys and crafts they made when out on the road with me!

Always brings a tear to my eye!

Oh and I found Tammy! 😉

Inside joke! 🙂

Threw away all the pillows except cougar, threw away all those extra blankets I would keep in the truck! In case of emergency, homeless or accident….

Now we go spray it down, vacuum it out and wipe it down……

In 5 days it will officially be 30 years of otr, 5,000,000 miles and a whole lot of bullshit to go with it…..

P.s lee’s grocery store sells those garbage bags! They fucking rock for $4! They are like those really strong ridged crockery bags only garbage bag size!

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