Category: Stupid Stuff

How cool is that…..

by RoachKiller

That’s the 4th bug eyed dumbass I’ve had drive by my house in as many days!

What’s wrong? yall confused as to what’s going on?

My guess, yall think your gunna get something your not! Especially with those bizarre ass, lazy bug eyes yall are sporting!

Too funny! Same stupid shit, different day!

Is it just me or are coffee names as stupid as weed names?

Except Columbia supremo! That one’s cool…..

We did it girl…..

by RoachKiller

We stuffed what was left after a large garbage haul into the back of that Toyota Camry!

I don’t know how we did it but we did! In 750 miles we will be fucking free!

It was sad though! I put half a million miles on this truck! That wasn’t it, it was finding all the kids old safety jackets, toys and crafts they made when out on the road with me!

Always brings a tear to my eye!

Oh and I found Tammy! 😉

Inside joke! 🙂

Threw away all the pillows except cougar, threw away all those extra blankets I would keep in the truck! In case of emergency, homeless or accident….

Now we go spray it down, vacuum it out and wipe it down……

In 5 days it will officially be 30 years of otr, 5,000,000 miles and a whole lot of bullshit to go with it…..

P.s lee’s grocery store sells those garbage bags! They fucking rock for $4! They are like those really strong ridged crockery bags only garbage bag size!

#endofanera

Well the kids…..

by RoachKiller

Do a much better job at decorating the tree! I think while puppy spent most her time humping her bed.

I think we did good!

Really like how the bolo top hat turned out!

Just needs another color on the back! Maybe blue?

The off white wired ribbon really changed the look! But those hand blown ornaments really do shine!

Only thing i truly wish i could do is tie a bow! A big bow made with the extra ribbon would really make the bottom and top pop!

Oh and since the tree is pretty much the same all the way around. I could only get a few fineals to hang like they are supposed to!

What do you think?

Just ran over…..

by RoachKiller

To my nephews to drop off some of that home brew iced coffee! Hope he enjoys it! That was full power dope right there!

Added bonus if he digs it I now have a Xmas present idea For him! 🙂

But after a wild 4 days, it’s time to wind down. Enjoy some easy listening instrumental Xmas music on Alexa. Work on the Xmas tree and enjoy my time!

As next week is gunna be a busy fucking week for me!

Next time I’m home, I’ll be home for good!

Wow, so wild to say that after 30 years, and 5 million miles….. kind of brings a tear to an old man’s eye!

The cool thing…..

by RoachKiller

About having a 65” tv in your bedroom is……

You can watch tv and not need to wear your glasses!

All while laying in bed with your seriously clingy dog watching old nick cage movies!

FYI, Peggy sue got married really was a shitty movie! 🙂

That’s why it’s…..

by RoachKiller

Named Les Paul 666….. special build Canadian release only! Les Paul 667 is a normal serial! That’s why we call it 667, the fake satan…..

666 looks like the guitar of a carpenter doesn’t it? While the fake satan 667 is all flashy and flamed mapled out….. 🙂

Not a happy camper…..

by RoachKiller

Finally decided to buy some new ps5 games last night! I’m not a big gamer so after hooking the ps5 back up to the internet as I reset the WiFi password like 6 months ago!…..

I went to download these new games I bought on my wishlist that went on sale!

So after 30 minutes of trying to figure out why none of those games were in my downloads. If finally occurred to me that steam is not the same as the ps5 store!

I was so disappointed! I wanted to play back rooms and killer klowns from outer space last night! ;(

And for you who are looking to score a nice gift for people you don’t know! This pnw salmon box works wonders to impress people you don’t know!

Not me cus the only fish I like is deep fried code or “ white fish!” From skippers!

One more today….

by RoachKiller

Had a good time giving out candy and telling the dog to “ stop barking!”

At 20:00 the official switch from Halloween took place! Jack o lantern put away and Xmas wreath up!

Was light on trick or treaters! Most kids got full sized candy! By the end I went out on the street and started dumping candy into stragglers bags!

Gave away $52 + ( $20 brothers kids ) worth of candy! best outfit was the Asian ninja and Michael Jackson! ( he even had the white cuffs on his pants! )

Hope everyone had a safe and jolly helloween!

FYI, I’m not a big candy eater so leaving any and all candy behind would be a monster waste!

Welp time to have some stew and watch scary movies!

Turned out beautiful by the way! Perfect taters, perfectly cooked carrots! Not soft with a taste of that carrot crunch! Meat excellent, sausage, sausaging and the sauce is perfect! A hint of Italian with a hint of tomato with the heartiness of stew!

Enjoy ladies and that 1 gay dude that follow my recipe’s!

These are nice…..

by RoachKiller

I’m shocked that for $15 each these 60×80 blankets are nice! Definitely soft and cozy! They are Mika approved!

I’ll bet you even lesbians will find these cozy!

Although not true Sherpa and more like micro fiber they are still decent!

Now the Samaria blanket under them. That’s true Sherpa! And cost $100 more! Lunafide.com

It’s cool….

by RoachKiller

Definitely cool looking! Yet on my 7’ skinny tree it’s too small! Way out of proportion! Now I’m wondering if I put this bolo hat as the topper and attach the peacock to it?

The bolo hat stays, I’ll hit Michaels or something and find a cool Xmas style hat band ! The peacock I’m going to have to work with!

These hand blown glass ornaments are fucking beautiful!

Blue mercury glass finials…..

I do love the spiderweb of glass string inside the ornament to give it that web design…..

The dog and I are gunna have fun putting this all together…..

I got it! An extra long off white sparkly ribbon bow that will be the hat band and wrap multiple time around the tree!

Ha! My creativity hasn’t floundered yet! Unlike my hair last night!