Category: Cool Stuff

One more today….

by RoachKiller

Had a good time giving out candy and telling the dog to “ stop barking!”

At 20:00 the official switch from Halloween took place! Jack o lantern put away and Xmas wreath up!

Was light on trick or treaters! Most kids got full sized candy! By the end I went out on the street and started dumping candy into stragglers bags!

Gave away $52 + ( $20 brothers kids ) worth of candy! best outfit was the Asian ninja and Michael Jackson! ( he even had the white cuffs on his pants! )

Hope everyone had a safe and jolly helloween!

FYI, I’m not a big candy eater so leaving any and all candy behind would be a monster waste!

Welp time to have some stew and watch scary movies!

Turned out beautiful by the way! Perfect taters, perfectly cooked carrots! Not soft with a taste of that carrot crunch! Meat excellent, sausage, sausaging and the sauce is perfect! A hint of Italian with a hint of tomato with the heartiness of stew!

Enjoy ladies and that 1 gay dude that follow my recipe’s!

These are nice…..

by RoachKiller

I’m shocked that for $15 each these 60×80 blankets are nice! Definitely soft and cozy! They are Mika approved!

I’ll bet you even lesbians will find these cozy!

Although not true Sherpa and more like micro fiber they are still decent!

Now the Samaria blanket under them. That’s true Sherpa! And cost $100 more! Lunafide.com

It’s cool….

by RoachKiller

Definitely cool looking! Yet on my 7’ skinny tree it’s too small! Way out of proportion! Now I’m wondering if I put this bolo hat as the topper and attach the peacock to it?

The bolo hat stays, I’ll hit Michaels or something and find a cool Xmas style hat band ! The peacock I’m going to have to work with!

These hand blown glass ornaments are fucking beautiful!

Blue mercury glass finials…..

I do love the spiderweb of glass string inside the ornament to give it that web design…..

The dog and I are gunna have fun putting this all together…..

I got it! An extra long off white sparkly ribbon bow that will be the hat band and wrap multiple time around the tree!

Ha! My creativity hasn’t floundered yet! Unlike my hair last night!

I know……

by RoachKiller

This satanic imagery! And I also know how much you hate the Bible and that skull!

It will be the new centerpiece at whatever home I own…..

I believe it’s called a Springer and it’s from Africa!

Satanists will use goat heads, or ram heads

Those are cool…

by RoachKiller

Found these woven baskets on Amazon for like $30 apiece! Ordered 1 for upstairs 1 for downstairs!

Damn, they are nice! Real leather handles, real woven Cotten material!

So fucking nice I’m starting to wonder if I’m not actually a gay designer!

That’s a fucking joke! I love pussy to much! 😉

Because I care…..

by RoachKiller

I do believe I found THE perfect ottoman! Hell I ain’t even gay and I have style! 😉

Yet it’s long enough I can slide this ottoman over to cover the full length of my legs. Not to mention it is the perfect color to use as a table to watch tv, eat ribs on and then rub my dirty boots all over!

Added bonus, it’s long enough not only can I use it. so can the people sitting on the couch! All at the same time…. POOF, mind blown 🤯

I’m bragging…..

by RoachKiller

I would like to introduce you to my 2 grandsons! William on the left and Clark on the right!

All fingers, toes and chromosomes accounted for!

From what I’m hearing the guy on the right is going to be the hellion! While the guy on the left is gunna be like my daughter! Laid back and plots his next kill…… 😉

Photo redacted at request of parents!

Oh and that is the car seat system I bought them! The daughter says it’s awesome! She doesn’t have to take them out of the car seats to put them on the double stroller…..

Here’s the link

https://a.co/d/0xNZVx7

It’s official…..

by RoachKiller

Baby B has been born! Mom and sons are doing well! Both weighed around 7.5 lbs!

They were concerned about baby B having to be taken out via cesarean section! Luckily both were delivered naturally!

Babies all have 10 fingers and toes, all chromosomes accounted for ( roflmao, that’s something you can’t say, huh? ) and unfortunately there was no Baby C as grandpa was hoping for!

With parents permission I will post a picture of William and Clark when available!

All hail RA!

Yea I see it! My 89 years young look is coming through……

I am officially…

by RoachKiller

A grandpa as of one hour ago! Baby a has been hatched! We all await the hatching of baby B!

So upon this outcome, I can no longer use the word Gramps as a derogatory name for old people! So now I may only refer to them as geezers, geriatrics or old people. As I don’t want to confuse you into thinking, I’m talking about myself……

I would like to say congratulations to my beautiful daughter and her husband! I cannot wait to see some pictures of these two beautiful young lads.

And delusions of Granger are already dancing through my head as to how I can spoil these two little kids as only a grandpa can…..

The very first…..

by RoachKiller

Ko propo radio I ever bought was from Tammie’s hobbies! I go there now and they don’t even know what it is! It’s a sad day ;(

But if I’m spending that kind of money I definetly want one in my hands first!

Cus the one I’m looking at is damn near double that price…..

It’s simple…..

by RoachKiller

After having to constantly replace the sprinkler heads after the kids would mow the lawn. Yea I stopped using it!

So I went and picked up this really adjustable, cheap sprinklers from ace hardware! I was shocked how adjustable these things are! From a small area to a large area these things actually work better than the inground system!

Added bonus you can daisy chain them together and basically do the same shit an in ground does only without the monster hassle!

$18 for 2 at ace…..

Longevity is unknown but I’m sure you can get atleast a summer out of them…..

That’s how…..

by RoachKiller

It’s done pookie! Take notice of the mat under the skillet! Simple Amazon high heat cooking mat! Keeps the table from melting!

Best present my old lady ever done did buy me!

Uses a portion of the power a microwave does! Added buns, it cleans with the wipe of a cloth!

You still have to idle a bit for long cooks but nothing like a microwave!

Matter of fact lasko here uses more power than this fucking skillet!