Get a chuckle out of somebody who is talking to you like you have a fucking clue as to what the fuck they are actually talking about?
Anyone else……
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Today was a good…..
by RoachKiller Day for puppy! I’m thinking she’s feeling better! She was running and jumping everywhere today!
So much so I was actually shocked! I just kind of let her lead me around for our walks!
As you can see the hair is starting to grow back! so I think I’m right on this!
I will tell you sleeping with this bitch is worse than sleeping with a woman! Every morning I wake up slammed against the back wall of the sleeper. All while she has the entire bed! Of course always sleeping as close to me as possible!
I did find something she too enjoys watching! Shows on ancient Egypt! I woke up from a nap and her eyes were glued to the iPad watching this show! 🙂
Moral of the story? It’s taking time and a whole lot of work on my part to get her comfortable with the truck! Not to mention leash trained and getting those teeth of hers shinier!
In my opinion it’s work well worth the time!
Yet she has a little over 3 weeks left and her and I will be done with the truck!
praise sweet baby Jesus! ( that’s sarcasm….. )
P.s. I’m also wondering if she didn’t Hoover up a little crumb of chocolate off the floor…..
What is up……
by RoachKiller With all you fucking midgets and your Napoleon complex today?
I got an idea…..
by RoachKiller Why don’t you have your internet boyfriend start paying your bills?
Oh wait, you and him had a scheme planned to try and milk me for every penny I have! My bad!
On with the show then…..
We will see who wins in the end!
Woo that sucked….
by RoachKiller My first job interview in 23 years! I guess it was successful as they want me to come in for an in person interview!
Huh? Go figure!
Ok they say….
by RoachKiller This is the closest I will find to a god! Let’s find out!
I will tell you the sweet potato casserole is AWESOME! And I don’t like sweet potato’s!
Almost got away….
by RoachKiller With it! I tried telling the store clerk my dog was a service animal! That she is my seeing eye dog!
My guess pulling up in an 18wheeler and the dog wasn’t driving was a dead give away it wasn’t true!
On a side note, yall will be happy to know my Elog gps sent me to a residential area no where near the actual warehouse I was delivering to!
Praise sweet baby Jesus I had been there before huh? From the truck tire marks on the road. I’m guessing a lot of your newbies actually followed that routing?
Well god damn…..
by RoachKiller I finally said yes to my first job interview! Been 23+ years since I’ve done one! Let’s see how it goes!
Decent company, decent pay…..
Stay tuned!
See dude……
by RoachKiller My definition of overthinking is as follows!
I have a situation or a problem I need this solve. The way my brain works, is I go over every possible outcome for the solution to the problem. Then when I have come to a conclusion, I weigh the percentages of each possible outcome to come to fruition! the most likely outcome is what I prepare for.
yet I have also prepared for all the other various outcomes that my brain was able to think up! that way if something unexpected happens, I have prepared for that…..
I call it playing mental chess…..
It’s so easy……
by RoachKiller To forget, what you give is what you get….
She wasn’t a….
by RoachKiller Fan of the hot sounds of south florida! We did not see 1 python or iguana! Unusual as I usually see aleast 1!
She did however drop some sheep poops In the parking lot! all while watching the white hairs pretend to be important…..
That’s a story for another time!
Cus I’m a cowboy baby…..
by RoachKiller I’m at the point…..
by RoachKiller I watch Hulu, prime and paramount along with all the free apps! Yet I pay for Netflix, hbo and all that other shit!
Nope, not any more! I pay for my 3 now and that’s it!
Frugal, the man is my new name! Well besides the new rugs and nick nacks I ordered to spruce up the house where the old ladies shit use to be….
Hey Chris……
by RoachKiller How’s that war inside your head going? Are you finally winning?
Don’t you find it odd that you’re fighting a war that nobody’s fighting back? Just you, your thoughts and whatever mental illness you’re suffering from this week……
Ruff….
by RoachKiller Ruff, ruff, ruuuufffff!
Today was good day! I actually listened to what dad said and only chased 1 other dog!
I purposefully farted next to dad! Jumped 5 feet in the air and scared the shit out of myself! All while dad is laughing and saying! “ where’s the duck?”
My teeth are looking better! Bad breath is gone and slowly my nervous hair loss is growing back!
Last night i pooped in Mississippi! Dad tells me it was a special poop! Cus Elvis just might have pooped here too! Whoever Elvis is!
Ok time to hit the road! Dad wants steak and shake one more time before he gets off the road!
Dad’s so funny!
I also don’t……
by RoachKiller Drink coffee out here on the road. There is a big difference between the West Coast coffee, Midwest coffee and East Coast coffee!
It’s a big enough difference that I refuse to drink coffee anywhere other than when I am at home on the West Coast!
Yeah, when I do drink coffee, it’s never hot. I always get an iced coffee or my new FAV is a blackrock fuel frozen.
I’ve been looking online trying to figure out how to do this shit myself cause I know it’s not an issue. It can be done For a whole lot less!
Since I’ll be going local here pretty soon I wanna be frugal until I know. I’m in a good position I can go back to my usual stupidity!
So I found this on Amazon they had multiple different styles. I figured I’d give this one a shot as it was highly reviewed And a decent price.
So I’ll be making my iced coffee at home from now on and I’ll do a review when I get the chance cause the super spendy coffee I bought is supposed to be superb!
And like Tom Araya said, don’t be afraid to use the word beautiful!
If I can’t…..
by RoachKiller Stand the taste of Chick-fil-A. What in the hell makes you think I would like Zaxby’s?
Unless it’s a chicken leg, or a McDonald’s chicken nugget. I can’t stand chicken!
I don’t know why! it’s the weirdest fucking thing! I think it’s the texture but it makes me sick to my stomach if it’s not one of those other two…..
Don’t mind me……
by RoachKiller I’m just watching you and your batch of stupid fucking digging your graves even deeper…
Nobody would believe me unless I was actually there and had proof! You, people are too fucking stupid to realize when your caught red handed!
I guess this is why you is who you is, and why I is who I is?
On a serious note, I feel so fucking bad for you people. You’re not smart enough to know when to stop and you’re not smart enough to know that you’re not smart enough to know…..
I was gunna say…..
by RoachKiller If your walking into the rest area! Don’t use the path on the far left!
But then I saw you walk on the path on the far left! My dog accidentally pooped on that path!
I will now say, you might want to check your shoes before getting back in your truck if you walked on the path on the left…..
I’m just……
by RoachKiller Toot tooting my horn for fun now! Once I talk about something that means it’s done and over with….
Toot toot!