Author: RoachKiller

Not only are…..

by RoachKiller

We not the same! I’m the guy who used his case of beer as the weight on the lawn de-thatcher. Broke a bottle doing it! Let it sit in the garage for 3 years. Then finally decides to wash them off to remove the stuck on glass pieces and put them in the fridge!

Yea we are not the same…..

Considering that case of beer has been in my possession for about 7 years…..

Gunna find out if it’s still good later tonight with dinner!

FYI, stuffed peppers and onion rings I will be making for dinner tonight! Who’s in?

It’s so….

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Much fun taking little miss farty pants for a walk early in the morning! All you hear is toot, toot, toot then she poops!

She also stops often to stop and listen! Like she’s on patrol! Only problem is she is kind of deaf…..

Been trying to get the perfect Iron Maiden scarf I’m wearing, in the picture! Yet oddly, never makes it…..

I sure hope….

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That orange I had for post drive back energy was actually good! Cus it tasted like orange crush soda pop…..

Tonight’s lunch is a mix of salad kits I snagged from work! Doh! ( yes that’s the 80oz ramen bowl! 🙂

But in my defense I will be enjoying everything in my crisper this weekend! Including making fresh blooming onions….

So excuse me if I kinda stink on Monday!

And I’m honestly thinking of making peach ice cream with that jar of peaches!

Mika said it was ok…..

There is a reason…..

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I have gone 30 years accident free! Any opportunity I get to learn, I do it! If I don’t understand it, I ask to understand it!

Most of all I work my ass off! So when any of that gets hindered! I get pissed!

I’m the guy you will hear about but never see! If I understand….. Comprende’?

I’m thinking…..

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I might be the new guy on the prison block! But I guarantee I will definitely be making you my bitch real quick!

I promise that Crete shit ain’t flying any fucking more! Comprende’! Dumbass!

There ya go….

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This is what a $200 rain jacket looks like! Better than I thought! Definitely tough and will obviously make any woman orgasm with just a simple look…..

Most fishing jackets do that right?

Added bonus it has that cool butt protector I like on my jackets….

I so could have used this jacket this morning! It was raining hard as fuck!

What have I learned…..

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Like every company! You have good workers and you have not so good of workers!

You have ones that take out a hinge on a walk in cooler. Then you have ones that have to hear about it from the customer!

You have fellow employees who hustle, you have others that don’t!

What I’m finding is they all seam to coexist here! I’m not judging anyone. If they are judging me, don’t care!

The only thing that’s really confusing me is if this trailer I’ve been pulling all week is a 40’er. How come it could easily take 22 40×48 single stacked pallets?

I’m guessing 26 – 28 sideways or chimney blocked pallets?

Either way I have learned a fucking lot the last week! The driving part I already knew! The produce business I know nothing! Except Arcadia lettuce is a fancy name for spring mix salad! 😉

Oh and when the warehouse substitutes an item it’s almost always returned…..

We’ll have fun! It’s dinner time! See ya!

Yall missed out….

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Was driving back to the yard and who do I see driving the other way? That bald guy with the huge mouth and small brain! In his oversized white truck…..

Luckily, he’s no Jody I want to know…..

Added bonus, it’s almost Friday! I’m 48’ish hours into this week! Been exciting, met some actual really cool people!

Like I said just today…..

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This job isnt that intimidating when you get a good nights sleep and kinda have an idea of the way things work…..

Yet, I digress! I’m literally having a blast! Had crusty head pass me coming out of Washington today! In his Crete truck! ROFLMAO!

Tried to flip him off but he didn’t see me! ;(

Oddly, he had a gaggle of smilers following behind him! Like I said, the shit rarely falls much past the butthole!

Then we hit I-84 and I swear I saw one nut going by in his England truck….. ROFLMAO!

Either way, cujo and I are ready for walk time! The brussel sprouts were good and the stew was even better…..

My work bag…..

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Let’s see what’s in my work bag today?

2 jugs of coffee, my eyeglass case the daughter brought back from Japan for me!

An extra pair of pants, in case my running pants become an issue, and an empty tub of chaw…..

No food cus they got fruit and shit at work I can snag!

I literally pride…

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Myself on making the worst face I can on of badges and license pictures. It’s not easy to pull off without the picture taker saying, “ don’t do that!”

Seriously, it’s a game I like to play! 🙂 the uglier, the funnier the better!

Count them….

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14, 19 if you include the multiple invoices for the same place, mother fucking stops today! That’s not what was the shitty part! The shitty part is the doctor prescribed me meds to make the circulation better in my legs. So they ain’t so cold!

Well that lead to me getting a whopping 4 hours of sleep last night! Tonight I’m gunna stuff my face and pass the fuck out!

The job is fine! My knowledge of said job is growing!

I can definitely do this job for a while….. it’s my new challenge…..